thatlittlefrenchidiot

hey hey hey, i come in peace amigo, i like pineapple too, ok?

brilliant. i also think Sibon is the greatest player of all time.

oi cunts, newfag here. I'm Gabe, a male of 18 years oldness, from France, in Melbourne. known to flash my tits at Heart games. usually lose my voice when the boys in red win. Mate Dugandzic shook my hand once and i jizzed.

Babalj needs to be 2 metres taller to be the next Sibon.

it's $35 at JB.

all i know is that Bolton wanted to join Metallica last time i talked to him. His favourite album was Enter Sandman.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them. How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them.

AAMI park was specifically designed for football (and rugby), and it serves its purpose really well in that sense. Seating is great, spacious, covered area (though no retractable roof like Etihad) and it's easy access. Plus AAMI's logo is red and white, coincidence? I'm just shitted that we have to share it with Victory as their "home ground". You guys have Etihad, seriously, fuck off.

the home and away kits were sweet as, and now we have this new third kit which i hope will be used soon enough; makes us look like we can destroy cunts on the field. as for the name, 'the Heart' seems kinda faggy/try-hard, but less so than Victory, so i'm happy.

Paul Beekmans? dutch player, 29. don't think he had a club.

cheers man, works now. and yeah, managing the finances themselves is ok, the club does fine, it's the fucking marquee players like Colosimo (who i demoted from marquee to first team) and their goddamm cumsock agents who just bitch away to try and get a fee for doing jackshit.

hey guys, newfag here, playing as Melb. Heart, just had 2 quick questions; 1) one of my scouting dudes asked me to consider some players, so i put them on the shortlist, and i can't find the goddamm fucking shortlist, could someone please tell me how to access it? The help thing in FM is terrible. 2) any ideas on how to get more money for your club (apart from winning trophies and shit), because Heart have shithouse finances, i'm like 400 grand in debt... cheers.