Sorry if something like this has already been posted (I have to admit that I don't check this site anywhere near as much as I should), but I can't get this Robi Koren chant out of my head...
(To the tune of Rockin' Robin by Bobby Day - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LklFP1IG9KY)
He wears number 10, for Melbourne City
Little Robi Koren, you complete me
He's from Slovenia, He scores from 30 yards
Oh Robi Koren, yeah you're a fucking star
Robi Koren (claps) Robi Koren (claps)
Oh Robi Koren, you're really gonna rock it tonight
You need to imagine the drums doing the clapping part as well, but I can imagine this one going off at AAMI.
Get around it.