[Hello Heart fans]

hello inanimate plastic chair. tell me when did you become sentient?

[New Bolton Chant - Wonderwall]

Then kick this guy in the head.

a man after my own heart!

[Josip Tadic Thread]

Exactly. He has played 70 min of a possible 270 minutes + injury time. A tad under 1 in 4.

Need anyone say more about this players worth to the team? Maybe there is a reason he has been fortunate to play as much as he has.

did josip take your wife is that why you are angry at the young striker?

[Friday October 5 - 7.30pm Melbourne FC vs. Visitors]

When we score I throw goat head at mv south end any one bringing a large bag???

[The Inevitable Derby 7 Prediction Thread:]

MELBOURNE 2 - TARDS 0

Behich 43, 74

Rojas 13

[Ticket in Away Fan Section for Derby this Friday]

That is good price OP. Meet me at pre-game pub for $$$.

[EURO 2012]

You're telling me that on paper, there aren't a number of teams that are about as good as if not better than Greece, for example, who made it to the second round?

Turkey

Belgium

Switzerland

Serbia

Bosnia

Montenegro

Austria

Romania

Norway

Scotland

Fixed, and we must move to inlcude more teams next time. A tournament for all of Europe

[Transfers]

MHFC TRANSFER DEPT

[I'm starting it on Sunday, so you better learn it....]

this was started on saturday but not finished? whyyyyyyy?

[Week 24: Melbourne v Sydney FC - Mar 17 - 7:45pm]

we must throw a goats head on the shitney bench prior to half time

they are an easy size to bring in and should cause enough cocnern so the cunts are put off their game

[The Rooster Kop]

who is the child that was crowd surfing?

[Week 24: Melbourne v Sydney FC - Mar 17 - 7:45pm]

uncle frank will make sure shitney get up. ben williams will be ref and he'll fuck us in the arse.

[Transfers]

baris atas is currently on loan on to mersin iy from us, would be handy in midfield as paul reid is too slow. all trabzonspor boys are #1

[Attention, Yarraside]

ill fucken knife the next cunt that pulls out an iphone to film

[LOL @ EPL bandwagoning fanboys]

Lol ManCityfan is as plastic as seats at your stadium. WOuld not dare to come to Hüseyin Avni Aker Stadyumu!

[Introduction Thread]

I am Ataturk, first President of Türkiye!

lol not really, but I have been to some games at AAMI Park and love the destruction of Herald Suns!

I support Trabzonspor but I can not watch them much, so Melbourne Heart is my team now

[Week 21: Melbourne v Cental Coast Mariners - Feb 26 - 5pm]

Cunts those seccos need to be shown how it really works farken

[Melbourne vs Brisbane Away]

will people be meeting at the pub???

[Bundesliga and All Things German Football]

German fans are PUSSIES! TURKISH FANS ARE THE MOST LOYAL AND LOUD!