jw1739 Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 You know lads that there's nothing worse than having to go to a shopping centre with your wife. I thought I'd done well this week avoiding that dreaded outing, but today I actually found something that's even worse. A Christmas Decoration Shop. We'd hardly got in the door when her eyes lit up like, well, a Christmas Tree, and at the rate that the items were going into the trolley I though we'd be bankrupted before the afternoon was over. I didn't realise that she had intended to save the entire Chinese trinket manufacturing industry in one afternoon. Finally we inched closer to the checkout and my sense of impending doom reached fever pitch. Then fortune at last swung my way - she needed to go to the toilet and ran out the door leaving me alone to face the bill that was coming. I had time to return half the items to the shelves and pay before she returned...and she didn't even notice what I'd done. And still doesn't. A bloke has to have a lucky break sometimes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 20, 2021 Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 She could've told me sooner that she wasn't coming. I've already bought a Coles Christmas Pudding (on special) and was planning to make the custard for her myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jw1739 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 If sometimes you find yourself feeling useless... remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four U.S. presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I haven't got anything done today. I've been in the fruit and vegetable section of the supermarket trying to open this stupid plastic bag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 A couple of seniors one-liners: Hard to believe I once had a phone and when it rang I picked up the handset without knowing who was calling. Turns out that being a senior is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 From a playground in Canada, erected in 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFC-FAN Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 1 hour ago, mattyh001 said: From a playground in Canada, erected in 2021 What is it? 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 2 hours ago, MHFC-FAN said: What is it? 😁 finally a playground that actually is fun for all ages 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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