Popular Post Tesla Posted October 30, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 (edited) Everyone is bagging out JVS for choosing Bouzanis, but has anyone stopped to consider that maybe he just doesnt like Sorenson and has no other option but Bouzanis? Transfer window is closed, salary cap is full anyway, what other option does he have if he doesn't like Sorenson? Just Bouzanis, right? Well I don't think so. I think instead of just bagging JVS out, we can try help him by suggesting inanimate objects that would keep goals better than Bouzanis. The beauty of using an inanimate objects as our goalkeeper is that there is no salary cap cost and no need to wait for the transfer window to open. Which means we can get a better keeper in before the next game. Let me get the ball rolling with my first suggestion, a bookshelf. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and below I have two for you which should illustrate how a bookshelf certainly makes for a better goalkeeper than Bouzanis. In the first, we see Bouzanis: In the second, a bookshelf: Edited October 30, 2016 by Tesla 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 You're a bad man Tes Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wfc_10 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 In rod we trust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris p Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I always like it better when the "object" moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeming Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Don't forget this inanimate object 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hedaik Posted October 31, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 The white board jvs uses to explain his defensive tactics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, KSK_47 said: The white board jvs uses to explain his defensive tactics Agreed, a non-existant white board would be better than Bouzanis. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ecguymer Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 ....we could always try taking the term "park the bus" in a slightly more literal sense...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC22 Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 35 minutes ago, ecguymer said: ....we could always try taking the term "park the bus" in a slightly more literal sense...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric forman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) After the weekends game I think its worth bringing this thread back. Edited January 1, 2017 by eric forman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Melbourne Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 This thread for fuck sake. Big issue than Bouzanis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Heart of Melbourne said: This thread for fuck sake. Big issue than Bouzanis. Agree. Our defensive strategy (is there one?) is so bad that we expose our GK to so many situations that are in effect one-on-ones that he has a virtually impossible task. Bouzanis may not be doing very well this season, but Sorensen had a bagful of goals scored against him last season, and we could sign the world's best GK and he'd be sorely exposed week after week. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno cpfc Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 8 hours ago, jw1739 said: Agree. Our defensive strategy (is there one?) is so bad that we expose our GK to so many situations that are in effect one-on-ones that he has a virtually impossible task. Bouzanis may not be doing very well this season, but Sorensen had a bagful of goals scored against him last season, and we could sign the world's best GK and he'd be sorely exposed week after week. This. The continual slow play and high press will still be the choice of JVS plus the three at the back will still be the choice of JVS so personaly i see no way that things are going to change until next season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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