Popular Post Tesla Posted October 25, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Friends, we have been blessed with two instant cult heroes, legends before they even put on a Melbourne City kit, but who is the greater of the two? Brandan - honestly just read his thread. He has kept us thoroughly entertained from the first time we got a glimpse at him. But on the field he delivers also, wether it's his funny waddle that turns into an olympic sprint when he get sight of the ball (or some shard), beefing with defenders twice his size, beating up advertising board, or just walking through opposition defences like they arent even there. Putting all that fun aside, he has also been pretty much our best player so far this season. Brattan - possibly the greatest troll to ever step onto a football pitch. Where do I begin? The haircuts? Or the fact he is honestly just taking the piss 90% of the time with his passes? Doing little 360 spins and still flicking the ball perfectly to a team mate, because passing it normally is just too easy for him. Or maybe it's that he walks over to raging Visitards multiple times during a derby and just smirks at them for a good 30 seconds to make their little heads explode? I don't know, but he is fucking great. Again, all fun and games put aside, he is the only other player up there with Brandan as a contender for our best player so far this season. So what is it, are you trolling and getting shit hair cuts with Team Brattan, or are you hitting the crack dens with the Brandan Gang? 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 (edited) Crack dens without doubt. Edit: Thread seriously lacks a proper poll. Get on it Tesla. Edited October 25, 2016 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Give me the shard man all day #Brandan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I've already put in a request to rename it MDMAAMI park in the cunts honour 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GreenSeater Posted October 25, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Brattan looks like he's just polished off a giant tofu steak and a soy late in a tiny little cafe in Brunswick Street and is just using the match to kill time before he meets up with his experimental jazz band for their nightly practise. Too cool for school. Brandan looks like he hasn't slept in four days and has been dropping pills in the back of his mate's AU Falcon before doing a mainy through Footscray and heading to the game. I love them both, but gotta be Brattan for me. Just seems like such a baller 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I was seriously heartbroken when my boy melling left. Now I just don't care, Brandan is the whole package. All he has to do it break someone's leg and he's GOAT A-League player let along city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted October 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: Brattan looks like he's just polished off a giant tofu steak and a soy late in a tiny little cafe in Brunswick Street and is just using the match to kill time before he meets up with his experimental jazz band for their nightly practise. Too cool for school. His previous haircut looked like he was a low level drug dealer who was also gaining traction as an internet rapper named Lil Brat. Edited October 25, 2016 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tesla said: His previous haircut looked like he was a low level drug dealer who was also gaining traction as an internet rapper named Lil Brat. "Yeah man Bali was amazing. It was more than just the cheap booze and crazy nightlife though, I really found myself, spiritually." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Lol now I've read it all... Next we need a celebrity death match episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Brattan for me. I cant 100% love anyone that flops as much as brandan. Its embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Tough call, was going to go brandan but when I saw the flowing blond sunsilk hair with no split ends I got uncomfortable in my pants. I need more time to decide who will end up tattooed on my lower back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fensaddler Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 We're overwhelmed with cult players. Have we already forgotten the legend that is Bruno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, fensaddler said: We're overwhelmed with cult players. Have we already forgotten the legend that is Bruno? Someone needs to Photoshop all our 'cult / god' players into the Last Supper. That would become my new wallpaper 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rass Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 41 minutes ago, Jestr said: Tough call, was going to go brandan but when I saw the flowing blond sunsilk hair with no split ends I got uncomfortable in my pants. Agreed. Highlight of the season so far for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, haz said: Someone needs to Photoshop all our 'cult / god' players into the Last Supper. That would become my new wallpaper Calling @mcsoccer225 put it on a kit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 48 minutes ago, Jovan said: Calling @mcsoccer225 put it on a kit. Brattan as Jesus plz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Brattan as Jesus plz. The real question who would be Judas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Just now, Jovan said: The real question who would be Judas? Ez for Richard Garcia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, bt50 said: Ez for Richard Garcia Or Mauk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Mauk wasn't so much for leaving, but more for the way he conducted himself when he came back. Garcia on the other hand tried to hold the club to ransom. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Brattan as Jesus plz. I think Mooy would have to be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC22 Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 10 hours ago, GreenSeater said: Brattan looks like he's just polished off a giant tofu steak and a soy late in a tiny little cafe in Brunswick Street and is just using the match to kill time before he meets up with his experimental jazz band for their nightly practise. Too cool for school. Brandan looks like he hasn't slept in four days and has been dropping pills in the back of his mate's AU Falcon before doing a mainy through Footscray and heading to the game. I love them both, but gotta be Brattan for me. Just seems like such a baller Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rass Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Honourable mention to Mrs Colazo... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 40 minutes ago, haz said: I think Mooy would have to be there Ticker somewhere in the background too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChopperHeart Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 2 hours ago, bt50 said: Mauk wasn't so much for leaving, but more for the way he conducted himself when he came back. Garcia on the other hand tried to hold the club to ransom. Cunt. Can you believe that back then we were outraged we lost average players like Garcia to other clubs? Man, how far we have come with recruitment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs 2 Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 10/10 thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 another quality thread by mr quality himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTinator Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 10 hours ago, haz said: Someone needs to Photoshop all our 'cult / god' players into the Last Supper. That would become my new wallpaper Let's not forget our first 'legend' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 HOFFMAN oooh yeaaaaaaahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsoccer225 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 hey lads sorry been away for a while but i am making the last supper one now who do u want on it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, mcsoccer225 said: hey lads sorry been away for a while but i am making the last supper one now who do u want on it?? brattan. behich. germano. engelaar. mifsud. koren. mooy. fornaroli. brandan. williams. kisnorbo. Edited November 5, 2016 by jeffplz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mcsoccer225 Posted November 5, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 (edited) @jeffplz @strider @n i k o @Jovan @thisphantomfortress @haz @KSK_47 @Tesla I am back bitches xx miss u guys Edited November 5, 2016 by mcsoccer225 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, mcsoccer225 said: @jeffplz @strider @n i k o @Jovan @thisphantomfortress @haz @KSK_47 @Tesla I am back bitches xx miss u guys Oh fuck yes!!!!! Return of the king! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 That's one of the best things I've seen on this forum. Best work yet @mcsoccer225. Just a side note can you do a jersey of Brandan in an au falcon smoking a blunt. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 2 hours ago, mcsoccer225 said: @jeffplz @strider @n i k o @Jovan @thisphantomfortress @haz @KSK_47 @Tesla I am back bitches xx miss u guys First off I love you, please never change. secondly mooys head needs more of a cone shape to it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 6 hours ago, mcsoccer225 said: @jeffplz @strider @n i k o @Jovan @thisphantomfortress @haz @KSK_47 @Tesla I am back bitches xx miss u guys Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsoccer225 Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 4 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: First off I love you, please never change. secondly mooys head needs more of a cone shape to it. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 6 hours ago, mcsoccer225 said: @jeffplz @strider @n i k o @Jovan @thisphantomfortress @haz @KSK_47 @Tesla I am back bitches xx miss u guys This needs to be the banner of the forum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mcsoccer225 Posted November 5, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 OMG hahahahahaha 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 1 hour ago, mcsoccer225 said: OMG hahahahahaha Fucking LOST MY SHIT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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