Jovan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "There was an English man Irish man and an Australian. ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alexxxandro Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Where are the wheelie bins I need an ice bath?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playmaker Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) 我在这个俱乐部的最佳射手 Wǒ zài zhège jùlèbù de zuì jiā shèshǒu Shit, sorry where am I again? Edited August 15, 2016 by playmaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony999 Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 All over the radio and tv. Comparing his pay packet to Buddy Franklin saying he gets 3.5 times more. So Fuck off AFL. We're ganna win the league! Next. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MattN Posted August 15, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 57 minutes ago, hakz7 said: "I am the captain now" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torn Asunder Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "So I've been here 5 minutes, yeah I know ... but what the hell is the go with this crazy Dutch fella who says he's the gaffer? Is he serious? Surely he's just helping out cos he's related to Scotty or something..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartOfCity Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "First thing i want changed is my fucking car park position, the next is the fucking length of these shorts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloughie Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Look, I know it's only my first day, but which one of your pricks stole my leftover Cheesy Potato and Bacon bake from the fridge? I clearly labelled the Tupperware container with my name. And where's Luke?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 53 minutes ago, Torn Asunder said: "So I've been here 5 minutes, yeah I know ... but what the hell is the go with this crazy Dutch fella who says he's the gaffer? Is he serious? Surely he's just helping out cos he's related to Scotty or something..." First time I've audibly laughed out loud at the forum in a while, not even just a "exhale kinda heavily cause I read something funny on the Internet" a real laugh. Owe you a like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murfy1 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 A bit of a summary of Cahill's first day training. To his credit he is saying all the right stuff: Tim Cahill joins Melbourne City for first training run since joining A-League club David Davutovic August 15, 2016 TIM Cahill revealed that he already feels energised by his decision to return home after 19 years and play with Melbourne City. The Socceroos superstar today completed his first session with his new teammates at City’s Latrobe University base in Bundoora. While excited about the impact he can make on the A-League, Cahill said ultimately wants to win City’s first trophy. “It’s an exciting moment, it’s been 19 years since I’ve been back to Australia properly and I’ll actually play football,” Cahill said. “I didn’t know I could feel like this as a footballer again, it’s very special. Just arriving in the country yesterday, it actually hit me that it’s real. “I’m excited for big things here, it’s a really nice place to be. It feels good, I know it’s the right decision. “The target will be at the end of the season, how can we create all the great goals we scored last year and concede less goals so we can be in the position we want to be and that’s hopefully lifting a trophy, or a few trophies. “I think we’ll create a good ethos around this team. (Take) what they’ve already created into a team that’s hungry and going to get more success than what they did last year.” Cahill was unveiled this morning with his new teammates getting a taste of life alongside the megastar, as a massive media throng watched on. The striker, who last played for Hangzhou Greentown five weeks ago, said he felt good but still needed to get up to match fitness. “I had a good training session today, the build up and shape, it felt good,” he said. “It was nice to have a kick around after four weeks and it was really important to meet my teammates first before doing the press conference. “For me my target is to get fit in two weeks, maybe three. My next target is to be on the pitch for opening game of the season and to help create a long-term goal of being competitive with these players.” Coach John van’t Schip made no assurances that Cahill would be picked for the FFA Cup Round of 16 visit to Brisbane Strikers on August 24 but it appears likely. He is on track to be selected for the Socceroos’ upcoming World Cup qualifiers, against Iraq (September 1, Perth) and UAE (September 6, away), which will be announced on Wednesday. “It’s a bit too early to talk about that. We’ve got to monitor Tim to get him in 2-3 weeks in good shape,” van’t Schip said. “We have to make sure that he feels good and that we don’t rush those things (when he starts playing). “So we’ll see how it goes day by day. He’s been on a break for a few weeks, he did some light training himself but the body needs some rest and we have to monitor Tim now.” http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/football/a-league/teams/melbourne-city/tim-cahill-joins-melbourne-city-for-first-training-run-since-joining-aleague-club/news-story/7a847329e3782214623e569f9217fe3e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 We finally have a player who knows how to do media Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murfy1 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Melbourne City buzzing as Tim Cahill signs Ben McKay August 15, 2016 Melbourne City want Tim Cahill's signature to complete the club's transformation from A-League ugly ducklings to top dogs. The all-time leading Socceroos goalscorer enjoyed his first training outing for his new club on Monday, the first time since 1997 he's worn Australian club colours. For City fans, there's never been a more hopeful time to be a supporter. There have been other milestones such as the club's formation in 2009, its league debut a year later and the purchase by cashed-up conglomerate City Football Group early in 2014. Then there was World Cup winner David Villa's guest stint later that year. But it's Cahill's signing that completes the cycle. The biggest name in Australian football is now playing for the club that used to treat players to ice baths in recycling bins. Coach John van 't Schip said the club's evolution had City well poised to leave their mark this season. "We are looking every time to improve," he said. "We improved with facilities. We're improving with the quality in players. We signed Bruno (Fornaroli) up as a marquee. We got Tim in. "But those are no guarantees to win a title. "It's all about hard work. Dedication. Effort. "The real attitude to have that winning mentality ... those things Tim all has. "He's won titles. He has a winning mentality. He has a guidance for young players. "He's going to help us. We're going to help him. In the end it has to result in that we can lift a trophy." Luke Brattan, who joined in the off-season, has spent time with Cahill in Socceroos camps and hopes his professionalism rubs off on the entire squad. "He's massive. A fantastic footballer and a fantastic bloke off the field as well," he said. "He takes a lot of responsibility. He's a great leader and I can't say enough good things about him. "I'm buzzing to have him here and can't wait to get started." Another new squad member and fellow Socceroo Neil Kilkenny said the club was setting its expectations high. "You don't want to go into a season thinking we'll come second. We want to come in and go for everything," he said. "Hopefully he'll score many goals and help the squad." https://au.sports.yahoo.com/football/a/32340989/melbourne-city-buzzing-as-tim-cahill-signs/#page1 Cahill 'massive' for Melbourne City - Brattan By Michael Huguenin 15/08/2016 Just one training session in and already City players are speaking in glowing terms about the Socceroos forward Tim Cahill's new Melbourne City team-mates were impressed by what the Socceroos striker produced in his first training session with the club. Having been without a club since his last match for Hangzhou Greentown on July 10, Cahill was put through a full training session on Monday and City midfielder Luke Brattan was amazed by the Socceroos striker's level. Cahill has set himself a goal of being fully fit within three weeks, and judging by his team-mates' reviews, Australia's all-time leading goalscorer will achieve that. "He looked sharp," Brattan said of Cahill. "He was saying he hasn't done anything in four to six weeks. Me after a four to six weeks, I don't look like that, so he's looking really good." Neil Kilkenny was also impressed by Cahill even if he did recommend patience. "He looked good, and obviously with a couple more training sessions with the group and a bit more fitness, I'm sure he'll help the group massively," Kilkenny said. Cahill has joined City for the next two A-League seasons and many pundits are predicting the 36-year-old will take both the club and competition to another level. Brattan labelled Cahill "massive" for City, while goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen embraced the pressure that comes with having the A-League's most expensive player as a team-mate. "I think we're looking even stronger than last year," Sorensen said of City. "So we've got high hopes but, you know, you can talk about it - it's got to be done on the pitch when the season starts and the pressure will be on us with Tim and other players coming in, but I feel we're ready for it. "I'm looking forward to it." http://www.goal.com/en-au/news/4021/a-league/2016/08/15/26519542/cahill-massive-for-melbourne-city-brattan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Ok guys, listen up. Cahill+ fuses modernist design with the ergonomics and technical trims of premium sportswear. I think we should all wear my brand as a sign of vision and unity." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Is it time that active ditched those black polos and thongs and started wearing Cahill+ ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 I am usually cynical about press conferences (well about anything really) but I couldnt help but being impressed with what he said and the way he spoke yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 19 minutes ago, Dylan said: I am usually cynical about press conferences (well about anything really) but I couldnt help but being impressed with what he said and the way he spoke yesterday. Same. This is what you should get as a bona-fide Marquee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Dylan said: I am usually cynical about press conferences (well about anything really) but I couldnt help but being impressed with what he said and the way he spoke yesterday. I'm the same, I really don't pay much attention to them because they're usually just the company line being repeated over and over by a bloke who shouldn't ever have to speak to so many people at once. Every now and then you get a savvy media guy like Timmy though, which actually makes it worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Yep interview was good. But tbh by the last 5 minutes I was fatiguing just listening to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Was impressed with him on SEN this morning. Charmed the pants off of Frank & Ox and said all the right things i.e. wanted a low key entrance and wants to earn respect from team mates before the circus started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 My favourite comment of his was when he said football shouldn't be comparing itself with other sports in Australia. I agree with this 100%, but try telling that to the muppets in at FFA. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyd89 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Good 1 on 1 with Daniel Garb (halfway down the page) - knows how to say the right shit, http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/socceroos/exclusive-tim-cahill-reveals-plan-to-play-for-socceroos-at-2018-world-cup-in-russia/news-story/a88f7fc3ff30dbaa5fcc5bfcb67a7455 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 This guys alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Saying the right things. Gonna be great for the gate. But where the fuck do you play him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Jimmy said: Saying the right things. Gonna be great for the gate. But where the fuck do you play him? Franjic's replacement. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartOfCity Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just watched Timmys interview with Daniel Garb and am so impressed with his thoughts on the club and pressure, its fair to say that i got him pegged totally wrong and think we'll win the league 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 4 hours ago, hakz7 said: Kisnrobos replacement. Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I know everyone on here has fairly strong opinions on Tim's social media exploits, and people have constantly stated that all his posts just make him seem like a massive wanker, but now that he's here I love it. All his vision posts and posts about how much he loves his fans were annoying as fuck when he was playing for some Chinese club, but now that all of those posts are about Melbourne City they just make me so happy and excited to see him play. He may be a wanker, but he's our wanker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 hour ago, GreenSeater said: I know everyone on here has fairly strong opinions on Tim's social media exploits, and people have constantly stated that all his posts just make him seem like a massive wanker, but now that he's here I love it. All his vision posts and posts about how much he loves his fans were annoying as fuck when he was playing for some Chinese club, but now that all of those posts are about Melbourne City they just make me so happy and excited to see him play. He may be a wanker, but he's our wanker Personally, I've always been in Timmy's corner and have no idea what those people banging on about him being a wanker are talking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Embee said: Personally, I've always been in Timmy's corner and have no idea what those people banging on about him being a wanker are talking about. If by always you mean since last week, then yep sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC22 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 It should be illegal to say anything negative about Timmy after his exploits for our NT. Now that he's a City man too I would be happy if he was PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fensaddler Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, JC22 said: It should be illegal to say anything negative about Timmy after his exploits for our NT. Now that he's a City man too I would be happy if he was PM. He'd make a better job of it than the present incumbent, though you could say the same of a slightly wilted cabbage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 4 hours ago, fensaddler said: He'd make a better job of it than the present incumbent, though you could say the same of a slightly wilted cabbage. No he wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 31 minutes ago, Jimmy said: No he wouldn't. Fuck up. Tim Cahill is the GOAT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fensaddler Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 20 hours ago, Embee said: Fuck up. Tim Cahill is the GOAT I think it must be my age. I have to accept there are posts on here I just don't understand... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, fensaddler said: I think it must be my age. I have to accept there are posts on here I just don't understand... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goat Quote Greatest Of All Time (like tight, the best) Those shoes are G.o.a.t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illeatyourheart Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, fensaddler said: I think it must be my age. I have to accept there are posts on here I just don't understand... I think there is an implicit "Shut the..." at the beginning of that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fensaddler Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Thank you. The older I get, the more I feel like the elderly judge who had to be told who and what the Beatles were... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fensaddler Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, illeatyourheart said: I think there is an implicit "Shut the..." at the beginning of that one. Yes, I think I got that bit. It was the reference to the omnivorous quadruped that threw me, m'lud. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, fensaddler said: Thank you. The older I get, the more I feel like the elderly judge who had to be told who and what the Beatles were... One elderly judge to another in the Robing Room - "What do you normally give those homosexual chappies?" To which came the reply - "Oh, usually two dollars and an apple." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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