MaliMate Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Tesla, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut. The fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Roffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sunflower seeds to be provided by yours truly for the Epping game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 inb4 doesn't happen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 inb4 doesn't happen. Will happen. I have prepared ahead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 in b4 your brother steals your sunflower seeds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEES YOUR SEED STACK? WHERES YOUR SEED STACK? WHERES YOUR SEED STACK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salzy Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 inb4 physically whipped by gf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Not a fan of this hun bashing, particularly after I said I will be providing the sunflower seeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Not a fan of this hun bashing, particularly after I said I will be providing the sunflower seeds. Your word isnt worth a lot around here ATM, deliver the sunflower seeds and that will improve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Same could be said for your fairly miss and miss 'prophecies' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Same could be said for your fairly miss and miss 'prophecies' notsureifsrs. The percentage of prophecies I get correct could be proven to be statistically impossible to be achieved unless I in fact am a prophet. Edited August 13, 2012 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Just planted 81 sunflower seeds. Hope they all grow. Nomnomnom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Heard you can buy bulk Pistachio's from Costco. Will have to suss it out over the coming weeks. Gonna go grab a kilo of pistachio's tomorrow night for the Derby & a small bag of Macadamias. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Sunflowers seeds will be provided once again (Will remember to bring them out before the 80th minute this time). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Sunflowers seeds will be provided once again (Will remember to bring them out before the 80th minute this time). Fuck Yes, The Hun has got Parole! Pls get blind drunk and topless and lead us to Derby Triumph again! Edited October 3, 2012 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Will bring a small quantity of modern sunflower seeds. Nacho cheese flavored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB. Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Seed & Nut rule no 34. When purchasing Seed & Nut it is paramount to stick to the ancient norms established in Seed & Nut consumption by purchasing said product from it's original place of sell; the market place or market stall. Seed & Nut purchased from a Supermarket chain will always taste inferior to the market variety. When a Seed & Nut consumer is faced with the only option of purchasing Seed & Nut from a Super market, he must employ the 'Watermelon' trick by bagging the Seed & Nut himself and then scanning the Seed & Nut through as at a self serve checkout as Watermelon. This trick enables the Seed & Nut consumer to purchase large quantities of Seed & Nut for a much lower price per kilo. Edited October 17, 2012 by FB. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Post-post game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted October 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Terrace lacks Seed and/or nut related chants TBH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 NANA NANANANANANANANANAAAAAA WE LOVE SEEDS & NUTS SEEDS & NUTS WE LOVE SEEDS & NUTS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Haha, this thread is classic. I remember as a kid going to VPL matches and the standing areas would be covered in semki (salted pumpkin seeds). I used to go to most Preston matches at the Veneto club in Bulleen, and there was an old maco couple who would push around baskets full of seeds and nuts. I was told by a mate that they were gypsies apparently. All the chojeks would buy them, it added to the atmosphere of the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Haha, this thread is classic. I remember as a kid going to VPL matches and the standing areas would be covered in semki (salted pumpkin seeds). I used to go to most Preston matches at the Veneto club in Bulleen, and there was an old maco couple who would push around baskets full of seeds and nuts. I was told by a mate that they were gypsies apparently. All the chojeks would buy them, it added to the atmosphere of the game. Anyone else reckon that these Sweet and Nut Sellers at VPL games could actually be Spirits Roaming the Earth? Because they always look like they are just about to fall over and die yet they never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baresi Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Anyone else reckon that these Sweet and Nut Sellers at VPL games could actually be Spirits Roaming the Earth? Because they always look like they are just about to fall over and die yet they never do. The prolonging power of seeds and nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Elki how do u feel about the Zebras moving home, and away from Epping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baresi Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Elki how do u feel about the Zebras moving home, and away from Epping? Mixed emotions. To be completely honest, haven't paid much attention in the past two-three seasons, so I'm probably not the best person to ask. Worse for me geographically, but most likely won't go to any games anyway (haven't been since high school; two years ago). Probably better for the club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Mixed emotions. To be completely honest, haven't paid much attention in the past two-three seasons, so I'm probably not the best person to ask. Worse for me geographically, but most likely won't go to any games anyway (haven't been since high school; two years ago). Probably better for the club... Obviously I am delighted with the news, rode to Epping 4 times this year and almost gave myself a cold each time. I reckon they can bounce back up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baresi Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Obviously I am delighted with the news, rode to Epping 4 times this year and almost gave myself a cold each time. I reckon they can bounce back up as well. Hahaha. Yeah, will be interesting to see how it unfolds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Anyone else reckon that these Sweet and Nut Sellers at VPL games could actually be Spirits Roaming the Earth? Because they always look like they are just about to fall over and die yet they never do. Legends never die. They've been providing football fans with seeds and nuts for centuries around the world. A nut seller goes where they are needed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Indulged in a few David sunflower seeds today. With the occasional JD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Indulged in a few David sunflower seeds today. With the occasional JD. That's class. Then I saw your sig, 'Sydney Swans - 2012 AFL Premiers!!!!!' and thought otherwise. From a gutted Hawks fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted October 20, 2012 Report Share Posted October 20, 2012 Better team on the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Clint Bolton, seed and nut crew number 1 ticket holder: 3 points baby! Thanks for all kind words #redandwhite crew...smashing a bag of pistachios to celebrate 3 points baby! Thanks for all kind words #redandwhite crew...smashing a bag of pistachios to celebrate :)— Clint Bolton (@bootsa22) December 8, 2012 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Clint Bolton, seed and nut crew number 1 ticket holder: 3 points baby! Thanks for all kind words #redandwhite crew...smashing a bag of pistachios to celebrate :)— Clint Bolton (@bootsa22) December 8, 2012 :clap: :clap: :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Clint Bolton, seed and nut crew number 1 ticket holder: 3 points baby! Thanks for all kind words #redandwhite crew...smashing a bag of pistachios to celebrate :)— Clint Bolton (@bootsa22) December 8, 2012 What a god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Would like to confirm MaliMate's promotion to 2IC of the Seed & Nut crew. Dat constant supply of nuts Sikre & Shorty of course are joint leaders of the youth division Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCRC Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 the recent appreciation i have gained for seeds and nuts due to this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Will be bringing a packet of David sunflower seeds. Nacho cheese flavored. Pregame this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm gonna struggle with Seeds & Nuts this week due to an injury which makes it difficult to open nuts while holding beer. Might have to be a peanut/cashews sort of weekend. Sydney away though=Minimum 3kg Pistachios. Gonna turn that stadium into one gigantic shell stack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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