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2 hours ago, jeffplz said:

As clearly as one has a favourite service provider or pornstar

Never really been interested in them tbh and much more interested in the real thing. I don't come across any people that have favourites which is why it surprised me. Anyway doesn't matter what others think if it's your thing. 

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The pornstar fascination is something more commonly followed by my experience, however for me it's the same as strippers
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56 minutes ago, n i k o said:

Never really been interested in them tbh and much more interested in the real thing. I don't come across any people that have favourites which is why it surprised me. Anyway doesn't matter what others think if it's your thing. 

Jeez just havin a giggle

 

Doll bride isnt really my favourite

 

just one of them

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2 hours ago, strider said:

strider would have been banned for half the shit said in this thread

Lol. Calm down mate. Nearly all your bans are for ignoring warnings from moderators and purposely baiting them.

The rest were because it was fun to ban you ;)

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I'm also one that has never got the whole strippers thing, might as well go to a prostitute and get some bang for your buck. Again though, never got the whole prostitute thing either, unless you're a married man and want some discreet action on the side, if you're single seems more fun to spend the money trying to get a woman to have sex with you without a direct fee. 

But each to their own. 

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21 hours ago, Tesla said:

I'm also one that has never got the whole strippers thing, might as well go to a prostitute and get some bang for your buck. Again though, never got the whole prostitute thing either, unless you're a married man and want some discreet action on the side, if you're single seems more fun to spend the money trying to get a woman to have sex with you without a direct fee. 

But each to their own. 

I love the strippers. But you've got to take it for what it is, a room full of reasonably attractive women who want your money and are prepared to lie their arses off to get it. Too many blokes go in there and fall in love with the first stripper who tells them they've got nice arms/muscles/smile/tan/hair/etc. 

The best nights I've had are the ones where you go in with a bullshit story and sell it better than the strippers sell their fake story. I've been an Alpaca importer and celebrating a mate finishing 3rd in the Bocce World titles on my last 2 visits. I highly recommend it.

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10 hours ago, kingofhearts said:

TTDIM : Christmas being over 

There are still 10 days of Christmas to go after Boxing Day. It's just that in Australia we do things inside-out. Here Christmas starts about October when the first strains of "Jingle Bells" muzak may be heard in the Temple of Myers, so it's little wonder that it's all over on Day 1. When I was a lad in the U.K. the Christmas tree was not put up until Christmas Eve, and all the dekkies came down on January 5th.

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1 hour ago, jw1739 said:

@haz As you know, we're the Nanny State to end all Nanny States. I'm surprised that I'm still allowed to put 3V lights on my miniature Christmas tree.

Exactly, im from Queensland which is equal if not worse.  Crazy fun though, letting off fireworks constantly for 45mins, just finished before.

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I was at the Las Fallas fireworks festival in Valencia where a group of 100 or so of us were dancing below some dude spinning tunes from his balcony. Somebody then shot a firework at the DJ and into his house, then we had multiple fireworks land into the crowd. Was one of the more abrupt finishes to a party that Ive been to.  

 

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9 hours ago, haz said:

TTDIM: Legal Fireworks in Germany. Wont be the same going back to Australia and using a fucking sparkler

As good as legal in St Albans TBH.

 

8 hours ago, jw1739 said:

@haz As you know, we're the Nanny State to end all Nanny States. I'm surprised that I'm still allowed to put 3V lights on my miniature Christmas tree.

I was surprised when I was in the UK that even there theyre legal and can be bought from the supermarket, we really are the Nanny State to end all Nanny States.

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32 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTDIM : heads of state bantering about nuking each other on twitter. We've now witnessed peak banter so not really much left to live for anyway if shit does go down (which it won't ) 

But serious, @Tesla my button is bigger then your button

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TTDIM : NBN continuing to prove why the government should stay out of the economy as much as possible. The more they interfere, the worse it gets.

Surely will go down as one of the greatest case studies in the history of the world on why government needs to fuck off and let the free market do its thing. 

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4 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTDIM : NBN continuing to prove why the government should stay out of the economy as much as possible. The more they interfere, the worse it gets.

Surely will go down as one of the greatest case studies in the history of the world on why government needs to fuck off and let the free market do its thing. 

TTIM : this post reminding me to check when nbn is coming to my house as it should be soon, and unsurprisingly it's been pushed back another 6-12 months. 

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30 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTIM : this post reminding me to check when nbn is coming to my house as it should be soon, and unsurprisingly it's been pushed back another 6-12 months. 

Lucky you mate. Mine's already connected, so I have an unreliable line connection from a pole in the street waving about in the breeze to a plastic box on the western wall of our house being suitably baked in the afternoon sun, then an amateurish cable connection to a box on the inside of a wall of one of our bedrooms. And I also now have to have a cell 'phone or mobile fully charged and ready to go in case the VOIP goes down.

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47 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTDIM : NBN continuing to prove why the government should stay out of the economy as much as possible. The more they interfere, the worse it gets.

Surely will go down as one of the greatest case studies in the history of the world on why government needs to fuck off and let the free market do its thing. 

A case study, within a case study, within another case study! Government wet dream!

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On 08/01/2018 at 3:25 PM, Tesla said:

TTDIM : NBN continuing to prove why the government should stay out of the economy as much as possible. The more they interfere, the worse it gets.

Surely will go down as one of the greatest case studies in the history of the world on why government needs to fuck off and let the free market do its thing. 

Yeah, that "Don't Interfere" policy of the Republican Party worked out great in the 1930's.

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