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TTDIM: Things that don't irk me


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Harry, remember Daniel Moreira?

Half decent import, shiat all over Maycon.

Esala Masi, gun.

Andy Roberts, gun.

Honestly, I only remember Masi out of those three- but thats not saying much. I can barely remember my pin number these days, lol. I dont think Masi played for the Breakers though did he, just United?

Back on track though- TTDIM- Brazilian fart porn

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When will the legal system understand this

Rather than an age, the government should administer "Maturity Tests". This test gives you a Maturity Quotient (MQ).

And then they should make it a law that you arent allowed to have the sex with anyone that is under half of your MQ.

I think it could work.

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Rather than an age, the government should administer "Maturity Tests". This test gives you a Maturity Quotient (MQ).

And then they should make it a law that you arent allowed to have the sex with anyone that is under half of your MQ.

I think it could work.

yeah but pedos just gonna fail on purpose arent they

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mint lamb roast leg for a niner, 40% off cunts. marinade the cunt with moroccan marinade, oven, voila, yer dinner.

Have fun with yer home cooked meals cooked by mummy lads, I'm eating my leg of lamb with me hands.

Pucka Tucker - Woy Woy style. :D

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Rather than an age, the government should administer "Maturity Tests". This test gives you a Maturity Quotient (MQ).

And then they should make it a law that you arent allowed to have the sex with anyone that is under half of your MQ.

I think it could work.

Doesn't have shit on my oven theory.

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TTDIM: Lectures ending an hour earlier than expected. Also, having bishes mire my aesthetics during said lecture, and then initiating conversation as we leave.

WHAT? NO WAY!

The other day I had a 1.5 hour lecture run for 12 minutes. 6 of which were just a load of slide show pictures. I'm paying for a damn education so I expect lectures to at least run for some amount of time to what they're designated otherwise what's the point in going?

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WHAT? NO WAY!

The other day I had a 1.5 hour lecture run for 12 minutes. 6 of which were just a load of slide show pictures. I'm paying for a damn education so I expect lectures to at least run for some amount of time to what they're designated otherwise what's the point in going?

Mate and I had a rule in First Year Uni whenever a Video came on that we were not be accessed on...

Walk Out.

Lol - Holding the door and letting the light in, and the slamming it loudly.

I know this sounds lame but it gave us a fair bit of satisfaction due the fairly strict school we had been at the year before.

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Mate and I had a rule in First Year Uni whenever a Video came on that we were not be accessed on...

Walk Out.

Lol - Holding the door and letting the light in, and the slamming it loudly.

I know this sounds lame but it gave us a fair bit of satisfaction due the fairly strict school we had been at the year before.

Never knew u were that rebellious in ur youth. sticking it to the man :-P

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WHAT? NO WAY!

The other day I had a 1.5 hour lecture run for 12 minutes. 6 of which were just a load of slide show pictures. I'm paying for a damn education so I expect lectures to at least run for some amount of time to what they're designated otherwise what's the point in going?

Meh, I'm getting my education from the text books we have to buy. I figure the grand or so per subject is just to pay for the paper they print your certificate on.

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Meh, I'm getting my education from the text books we have to buy. I figure the grand or so per subject is just to pay for the paper they print your certificate on.

3rd year mate, about to do honours, didn't spend a single cent on text books, it's all bollocks mate.

You two seem to have it all sorted out and pat down! I wish I could get away with stuff like that, sadly I'm required to buy text books of which I usually have to fill out/use for an exam and I'm assessed on most things that get covered in lectures. I tried the whole not going to one's that were recorded but it didn't work out to well. Anyway; back on topic:

TTDIM: Seeing/meeting up with people you use to go to high school with and realizing that they've screwed their lives up. yes i may have been a loser but at least my life is on track *ultra smug!*

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