Shahanga Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 hours ago, cadete said: He will be popping up on the ABC so much from now he may as well anchor the news... will credit himself with same sex marriage just like Fraser did with Vietnamese Immigration. Personally I think we should have a Referendum to state in our constitution to state no more Malcom's' can be PM. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 TTIM: Eminem fans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 TTIM: "News" drivel about "women's issues." Perfect example: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-14/virginia-trioli-reveals-heartbreak-behind-on-air-gaffe/10247964 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 TTIM: The ch7 commentators blatantly barracking for the Dees. Also fuck Hawthorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 14/09/2018 at 2:34 PM, thisphantomfortress said: TTIM: Eminem fans. Triggered. Explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Tesla said: Triggered. Explain? They're all just suckers. Don't listen to rap beside him and drinking cans of monster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: They're all just suckers. Don't listen to rap beside him and drinking cans of monster. Did u intentionally describe Tesla or really just Eminem fans? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 22 hours ago, cadete said: Did u intentionally describe Tesla or really just Eminem fans? I don't drink Monster and I do listen to other rap, so nope. Who drinks Monster outside of the US anyway, I assume that extremely sweet taste only appeals to Americans who are desensitised to sweet flavours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tesla said: I don't drink Monster and I do listen to other rap, so nope. Who drinks Monster outside of the US anyway, I assume that extremely sweet taste only appeals to Americans who are desensitised to sweet flavours. Guys that wear old fleece pants, carry backpacks, have a slight stoop when they walk, dependant on age they will brand a rat tail slightly off centre and never buy milk or eggs with their Monster purchase at the supermarket Edited September 17, 2018 by n i k o 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Somewhat related to the above actually: TTIM: realising when you officially become old, it's when you start listening to old music more than new music. Can confirm old status has been reached for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 hours ago, n i k o said: Guys that wear old fleece pants, carry backpacks, have a slight stoop when they walk, dependant on age they will brand a rat tail slightly off centre and never buy milk or eggs with their Monster purchase at the supermarket With a summernats shirt too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewConvert Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Tesla said: Somewhat related to the above actually: TTIM: realising when you officially become old, it's when you start listening to old music more than new music. Can confirm old status has been reached for me. Tell us when you start listening to Jazz and realise that they are far more innovative than any of the modern crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Tesla said: Somewhat related to the above actually: TTIM: realising when you officially become old, it's when you start listening to old music more than new music. Can confirm old status has been reached for me. Think i was officially old at 13 sadly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 TTIM - When a big player (Messi Ronaldo Neymar) protects a kid that has stormed onto the pitch to get to the player and then gives the dickhead his jersey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 TTIM: Banks that do not have their statement periods line up with the Financial Year and the quarters therein. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 hours ago, jw1739 said: TTIM: Banks that do not have their statement periods line up with the Financial Year and the quarters therein. Add to that: when they don't line up and the statement period is 6 months ending in May/November. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 TTIM - that fuckers like this http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-03/goulburn-murray-water-boss-spent-public-funds-on-self-ombudsman/10333626 aren't forced to repay what they've stolen and aren't sent to jail or flogged. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Advertisements for safety barriers. Hello - guess what, I don’t own a road so I’m not in the market to buy a safety barrier. If they are useful why not save on the advertising and use the Savings for more barriers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Shahanga said: Advertisements for safety barriers. Hello - guess what, I don’t own a road so I’m not in the market to buy a safety barrier. If they are useful why not save on the advertising and use the Savings for more barriers? Because barriers don't buy votes unless you tell everyone that you are doing such a great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 20 hours ago, Shahanga said: Advertisements for safety barriers. Hello - guess what, I don’t own a road so I’m not in the market to buy a safety barrier. If they are useful why not save on the advertising and use the Savings for more barriers? Same for me on level-crossing removal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 6 hours ago, jw1739 said: Same for me on level-crossing removal. You cunts have no life fuck all of yous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 One former mining industry employee (Melissa Price) daring to suggest that she knows more and better than 91 professional scientist on the IPCC. I'm not sure whether I want to laugh or cry. FMD, as a former mining and metals industry manager I know first hand the lies, misrepresentations and twisted facts that come out of that sector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 3 hours ago, jw1739 said: FMD, as a former mining and metals industry manager You loaded now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 2 hours ago, haz said: You loaded now? No. We have what we need, and that's good enough for us. Greed is an evil. No-one needs "his an' hers" basins in their bathroom(s). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, jw1739 said: No. We have what we need, and that's good enough for us. Greed is an evil. No-one needs "his an' hers" basins in their bathroom(s). I want an ensuite for my ensuite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 09/10/2018 at 0:10 PM, jw1739 said: One former mining industry employee (Melissa Price) daring to suggest that she knows more and better than 91 professional scientist on the IPCC. I'm not sure whether I want to laugh or cry. FMD, as a former mining and metals industry manager I know first hand the lies, misrepresentations and twisted facts that come out of that sector. You looked closely into the stuff that comes out of the IPCC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) TTIM: The people who work at Centre link. They have to be the most useless bunch of cunts I have ever encountered. The only job these people could do is be a a sandbag in a storm and even then they'd probably fuck that up and float away TTIM: Those shit ING ads with Isla fisher in them. Fuck she's not funny. Bring back Billy Connolly Edited October 15, 2018 by kingofhearts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 4 hours ago, kingofhearts said: TTIM: The people who work at Centre link. They have to be the most useless bunch of cunts I have ever encountered. The only job these people could do is be a a sandbag in a storm and even then they'd probably fuck that up and float away Get a job you fucking bludger 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 6 hours ago, kingofhearts said: TTIM: Those shit ING ads with Isla fisher in them. Fuck she's not funny. Bring back Billy Connolly Will her husband ever make a cameo appearance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 TTIM: News sources rolling out commentary from "Body Language Experts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 23 hours ago, n i k o said: Get a job you fucking bludger Fuck ya, who else will pay for my smokes n beer if the government doesn't? In all seriousness I recently spent half an hour talking to these people on the phone inputting data about my taxes.... Only for them to send me a letter saying I hadn't done it. So I rang them again and they said that they had lost my data. Honestly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 TTIM: Various players trying to weasel their way out of their share of the responsibility for the decline in respect for Australian cricket and cricketers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 TTIM: The destruction of the ambience of my bayside suburb. Traditional houses being bulldozed and replaced by side-by-side double occupancies and blocks of apartments, and everything looking like tasteless grey boxes stacked on top of one another. Melbourne is becoming just another ugly city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 3, 2018 Report Share Posted November 3, 2018 On 02/11/2018 at 2:12 PM, jw1739 said: TTIM: The destruction of the ambience of my bayside suburb. Traditional houses being bulldozed and replaced by side-by-side double occupancies and blocks of apartments, and everything looking like tasteless grey boxes stacked on top of one another. Melbourne is becoming just another ugly city. Ye I've been down here for a week for work and cant wait to go back to Brisbane. Melbourne is getting uglier every week. Spent about 4 hours in traffic doing site visits the other day and wanted to kill himself. I'm actually thinking of quitting my job because I'm over the travel back to Melbourne already. I truly hate both Melbourne and Sydney with a passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 2:12 PM, jw1739 said: TTIM: The destruction of the ambience of my bayside suburb. Traditional houses being bulldozed and replaced by side-by-side double occupancies and blocks of apartments, and everything looking like tasteless grey boxes stacked on top of one another. Melbourne is becoming just another ugly city. On 11/3/2018 at 3:09 PM, HeartFc said: Ye I've been down here for a week for work and cant wait to go back to Brisbane. Melbourne is getting uglier every week. Spent about 4 hours in traffic doing site visits the other day and wanted to kill himself. I'm actually thinking of quitting my job because I'm over the travel back to Melbourne already. I truly hate both Melbourne and Sydney with a passion. The worst are the PPL who buy a house in a particular Suburb because they like the Old Houses, then knock theirs down to build a Cube... this has been happening in Malvern East for years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Well Melbourne just got that little bit shitter today... btw I want to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the Muslims out there. We have once again failed to make you feel welcome. Ill be calling my Turkish mate tonight to tell his mum I love her gozleme. The man who went on a stabbing rampage today was only expressing himself as a victim of this disgusting western society we live in. Police should've responded with flowers not guns, typical of them to shoot the poor man before asking him if he was ok. He probably wasn't even a real Muslim but thats not the point. Muslims need our support more than ever. I for one propose that Bourke Street is now closed off to non-muslims and made into an outdoor mosque. Only makes sense. #loveistheanswer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 What was the cunts motive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Tbh if today taught us anything it's just how professionally trained our cops are. Massive kudos to vicpol from everything of it I've seen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, thisphantomfortress said: Tbh if today taught us anything it's just how professionally trained our cops are. Massive kudos to vicpol from everything of it I've seen should of shot the cunt earlier and more times, let the cunt suffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Tbh if today taught us anything it's just how professionally trained our cops are. Massive kudos to vicpol from everything of it I've seen To be honest the terrorist cunt was a complete spastic. Lights his car on fire and flaps around with a butchers knife. Literally anyone could kill more people in back corner of one of those chinese shipping container homewares shops in every shopping centre in Australia. I'd scratch this one down to Somalia's sub 80 average IQ rather than good police work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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