cadete Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 hours ago, hakz7 said: This was literally the plot of last week’s Curb episode lol Way worse was back in my early uni days when the Taxi only days and if your house got blacklisted... my best mate brother was a good bloke but he had dickhead mates which did to their house where we always had Pre-Drinks and because of that we used to have to walk to another street to order a cab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 39 minutes ago, cadete said: Way worse was back in my early uni days when the Taxi only days and if your house got blacklisted... my best mate brother was a good bloke but he had dickhead mates which did to their house where we always had Pre-Drinks and because of that we used to have to walk to another street to order a cab. I still remember my first ever uber ride from brunswick St to south Melbourne, life changing shit tbh. I remember once getting a cab from hawthorn and ending up in Abbotsford (we were meant to be heading to burwood) we ended up pelting hard rubbish at his car when he tried to charge us for taking us the wrong way and abandoning us in smack central at 6am (Abbotsford was much worse in those days). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: I still remember my first ever uber ride from brunswick St to south Melbourne, life changing shit tbh. I remember once getting a cab from hawthorn and ending up in Abbotsford (we were meant to be heading to burwood) we ended up pelting hard rubbish at his car when he tried to charge us for taking us the wrong way and abandoning us in smack central at 6am (Abbotsford was much worse in those days). Best two lines I have heard from Cab Drivers in Melbourne pre-Uber... "Brunswick Street - That's in Camberwell?" and even better "Where is St Kilda Road?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) TTIM- Nasal polyps. The helpnessless you feel as they grow back, over and over again, is demoralising Edited November 27, 2017 by Hellenic Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Hellenic Hero said: TTIM- Nasal polyps. The helpnessless you feel as they grow back, over and over again, is dehumanising. I'd have thought they'd humanise you actually 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 49 minutes ago, jeffplz said: I'd have thought they'd humanise you actually Hahaha fucks sake meant to write demoralising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hahaha fucks sake meant to write demoralising Thought dehumanising was a bit OTT. Like you've got the sniffles you aren't in auschwitz. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Thought dehumanising was a bit OTT. Like you've got the sniffles you aren't in auschwitz. My post was edited accordingly haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Hottest 100 not being on Australia Day. Only because I’ve got shit to do on weekends and It’s much easier to spend a public holiday drinking beers and listening to the radio all day. Also don’t peddle me bullshit that it’s not a political statement. Edited December 1, 2017 by rayv36 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 16 minutes ago, rayv36 said: TTIM: Hottest 100 not being on Australia Day. Only because I’ve got shit to do on weekends and It’s much easier to spend a public holiday drinking beers and listening to the radio all day. Also don’t peddle me bullshit that it’s not a political statement. The top 100 is for faggots anyway who cares 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 40 minutes ago, rayv36 said: TTIM: Hottest 100 not being on Australia Day. Only because I’ve got shit to do on weekends and It’s much easier to spend a public holiday drinking beers and listening to the radio all day. Also don’t peddle me bullshit that it’s not a political statement. It's 100% a political statement but they ran a poll. The change vote won, as a fan of democracy above all else the change has to happen. I liked the tradition fwiw but don't mind it moving either since it's the will of the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewConvert Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 9 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: It's 100% a political statement but they ran a poll. The change vote won, as a fan of democracy above all else the change has to happen. I liked the tradition fwiw but don't mind it moving either since it's the will of the people. Tradition??? It was originally ran on New Years Day. They screwed it up when they went to Australia Day. Haven't heard it since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, NewConvert said: Tradition??? It was originally ran on New Years Day. They screwed it up when they went to Australia Day. Haven't heard it since. Smithers was black in season 1. Tradition develops organically, just because the first countdowns were held on new years the tradition developed in such a way that it landed on aus day. Originally it was all time too wasn't it, not just that calendar year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: It's 100% a political statement but they ran a poll. The change vote won, as a fan of democracy above all else the change has to happen. I liked the tradition fwiw but don't mind it moving either since it's the will of the people. I don’t mind them moving it but for them to say it’s not a political statement is bullshit. I’m more annoyed at the fact I can’t listen to it cause I’ll have things I need to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewConvert Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 9 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Smithers was black in season 1. Tradition develops organically, just because the first countdowns were held on new years the tradition developed in such a way that it landed on aus day. Originally it was all time too wasn't it, not just that calendar year. It did start with the "all time" because it was a fad at the time. Nowadays only Gold has the top 1000 or top 10000 (and if I live long enough the top 100k). Second year was the top 100 on New Years Day and then it was so for a while. Then they screwed it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 TTIM: The 'what're you listening to right now' thread crashing on me everytime farken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 only 2 genders you fucking cunts 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 I specify as a genderless non member of this sad excuse of a club. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, HeartFc said: I specify as a genderless non member of this sad excuse of a club. I ripped my dick off after one of the performances, I feel sexually attracted to my fridge and I think I am part of an underground subspecies of worm. PLEASE HELP ME IDENTIFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Thrillhouse said: only 2 genders you fucking cunts On a scale of 1 to caring about additional gender options on a form how unemployed are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, haz said: I ripped my dick off after one of the performances, I feel sexually attracted to my fridge and I think I am part of an underground subspecies of worm. PLEASE HELP ME IDENTIFY Trans-Westinghouse-Platyhelminthe. btw I know a forum with some pretty hot fridge porn dude, ill PM a and link (and a dick pic) later Edited December 4, 2017 by HeartFc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 TTIM: Pre surgery nerves. Know it's gotta be done but man it doesn't feel good on the morning of the surgery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted December 4, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 54 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: TTIM: Pre surgery nerves. Know it's gotta be done but man it doesn't feel good on the morning of the surgery What pro-noun will you prefer after its done? 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, HeartFc said: What pro-noun will you prefer after its done? Only nasal surgery so I'll stick with Mr.Hellenic Hero, thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 IMO it should be "sex" not "gender." Leaving that aside I started to fill out the survey, but got to a question about exercise that didn't make sense in the context of answers I'd given in previous questions, and hence gave up. I do wish they would check these fucking things before sending them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 40 minutes ago, jw1739 said: IMO it should be "sex" not "gender." Leaving that aside I started to fill out the survey, but got to a question about exercise that didn't make sense in the context of answers I'd given in previous questions, and hence gave up. I do wish they would check these fucking things before sending them out. IMO it should be "sex" not "gender." my answer would be : Yes please 3 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: TTIM: Pre surgery nerves. Know it's gotta be done but man it doesn't feel good on the morning of the surgery what ? balls haven't dropped yet ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, japiedog said: IMO it should be "sex" not "gender." my answer would be : Yes please I know what you're suffering from. The French have a little allegory that goes something like this. When a Frenchman marries he places a glass lolly jar on his bedside table. Up until his first wedding anniversary, every time he gets it he puts a lolly in the jar. After the anniversary, each time he gets it he takes a lolly out of the jar. The jar never gets empty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Only nasal surgery so I'll stick with Mr.Hellenic Hero, thanks Queer-Spirit-Nostril-Questioning it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Why does the Australian Internet Media feel compelled every week to report a story on who they have deemed was their Q&A Audience Member of the week? It has literally become a weekly occurrence despite the winners of the award almost always saying pretty much the same thing every time. Edited December 5, 2017 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, cadete said: TTIM: Why does the Australian Internet Media feel compelled every week to report a story on who they have deemed was their Q&A Audience Member of the week? It has literally become a weekly occurrence despite the winners of the award almost always saying pretty much the same thing every time. Thought exactly this today. Fucking could not agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jeffplz Posted December 6, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 TTIM: Ozzy Man Reviews. Fucken shut the fuck up ya gronk. Has 0 comedic skill and drains it hard with his shitty accent 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 24 minutes ago, jeffplz said: TTIM: Ozzy Man Reviews. Fucken shut the fuck up ya gronk. Has 0 comedic skill and drains it hard with his shitty accent Banned for a week. Cunts a pisser 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Banned for a week. Cunts a pisser He stole the whole shtick from Shooter Williamson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, thisphantomfortress said: Banned for a week. Cunts a pisser 16 minutes ago, jeffplz said: He stole the whole shtick from Shooter Williamson Yea have to agree with this. Watching Shooter before Ozzy put me off him abit. Hes still funny and I am subscribed, but his whole 'career' is thanks to Shooter. Edited December 6, 2017 by haz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Shooter was actually funny/witty. Ozzy man reviews is a fkn lame fat virgin phaggot , should pay shooter royalties and get a root. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 56 minutes ago, HeartFc said: Shooter was actually funny/witty. Ozzy man reviews is a fkn lame fat virgin phaggot , should pay shooter royalties and get a root. Yea plus the limited videos of Shooter compared to the hundres by Ozzy make it bland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just now, haz said: Yea plus the limited videos of Shooter compared to the hundres by Ozzy make it bland Yep spot on. You can tell Shooter did his videos for a laugh, Ozzy Virgin obviously does his for views/clicks and allows him to continue his gremlin like lifestyle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, HeartFc said: Yep spot on. You can tell Shooter did his videos for a laugh, Ozzy Virgin obviously does his for views/clicks and allows him to continue his gremlin like lifestyle. I see he has started to sell himself out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Undoubtedly stole his from Shooter, doesn't mean it isn't funny still. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) The death of my favourite porn star, Didnt think I would get emotional. I'll pull out my gun tonight and give her a Ten Shoot Salute Edited December 7, 2017 by haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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