kingofhearts Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Thought he deserves his own thread, due to the real possibility of him coming to heart on a 10 game stint. Lets just say the idea of him playing for heart had got me polishing my wood....... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Bit premature to be starting a thread about him LEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll believe it when I see it. I've been following this club too long to get my hopes up about pretty much anything. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KautoStar1 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll believe it when I see it. I've been following this club too long to get my hopes up about pretty much anything. Too long? Has been in existence for less than 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimmy Posted June 1, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. Edited June 1, 2014 by Jimmy 58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxandro Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I hear ya Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KautoStar1 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name international who is still staring in internationals to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a massive announcement coming for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the club isn't for sale, we'll play sexy and successful football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other things to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. 6 long years! Poor old you, you long suffering man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTinator Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 David Villa 10 game stint 'premature' jizz thread Should have a thread about cleaning up hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 provided he has a someone good feeding him the ball... then he should score. I hope he can jump high as our crosses aren't exactly the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 No stress about the delivery, when Murdocca is playing behind him... Villa won't no what to do, with all the through balls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyboozeadams Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 No stress about the delivery, when Murdocca is playing behind him... Villa won't no what to do, with all the through balls... Australian xavi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red or Dead Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. I only liked your post for the 'Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman' comment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPM Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. lol'd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. Post of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attack11 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 My Mail is David Villa will play for Melbourne Heart/City for 10 games starting RD1 and also the Heart has just signed Damian Duff from Fulham. I'm not sure if its under the salary cap.. stay tuned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Omg please not Duff! I thought that was a April fools joke!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartMillsy29 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 That is the greatest post in the history of this forum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno cpfc Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'll believe it when I see it. I've been following this club too long to get my hopes up about pretty much anything. I'm with you on this one Jimmy . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalHeart Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTinator Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been following this team since it was just an idea 6 years ago and I've lost count of all the big name players that were meant to be all but signed. Players like Ronaldinho, Karagounis, Holt, Beckham, Lampard, Neil, Barton and Augustine Sokan. I've heard Munn come out countless times talking a big game saying stuff like we're looking all around the globe for our new manager only to promote the worst out of our two assistant coaches. Saying we've signed a big name striker who is still staring in internationals only to reveal Michael "what's a offside?" Mifsud. Tweeting there's a huge announcement coming only for us to extend Clint Bolton's contract for another season. I've been told by the club we're going to play a friendly against Inter, that the Heart isn't for sale, that we'll play sexy, winning football with an emphasis on youth development amongst countless other statements only to be let down time and time again. Even these new owners told me that my opinion matters, that we'll be our own club, it won't be a Cardiff situation and our days of mediocrity are behind us. Since then they've re-signed Tando "Flappy Bird" Velaphi and Jason "What position can I fuck up this week?" Hoffman and done all they can to change our name, logo and colors. I actually wonder why I still follow this rabble but yet I'm still here, still making massive trips to AAMI Park and around the country, still pouring my cash into the club and the terrace and still reading these forums everyday in the hope that things will turn around. So I'm definitely not going to get my hopes up about us getting David Villa on any kind of contract until I see him walking out of the tunnel at AAMI Park wearing whatever monstrosity of a kit our arab overlords have been so kind to make us wear. Post of the year Agree. And I take it that Jimmy isn't polishing his knob anytime soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Has any post ever got more than 38 likes? We could have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Official confirmation that David Villa has signed for NYCFC: Hopefully we manage to get him down to Melbourne for a few games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Omg please not Duff! I thought that was a April fools joke!? It's June, champ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Take a bow, Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Yeah I no, but some1 rote this article was first published in April... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDaGroza Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Yeah I no, but some1 rote this article was first published in April... Yeah amd that was written as a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Yeah I no, but some1 rote this article was first published in April... fuck me mate i'm sure you'll say you're in a rush but can you at least spell out the words you're typing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Lol driving through the city on a wet day isn't easy, while on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriente Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 get off your phone while you're driving you fuckhead 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Day goes faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimmy Posted June 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Day goes faster. You're the biggest fuck wit to ever post on this forum and if I ever was lucky enough to meet you I'd break your nose 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Like most this forum, they are big boys behind the key board... I will privet msg you my seat at Ammi park, your more than welcome to come and try you sick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Just so everyone knows, I pm'd him asking for his seat number and the response I got was "Don't stress youll see me rd2"okm8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Nice try Jimmy, you'll get your chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphine Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I like you United/Heart/Essendon man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) get off your phone while you're driving you fuckhead Normally Id agree, but for this guy Id prefer he continued using his phone as much as possible while driving. Edited June 3, 2014 by hedaik 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 get off your phone while you're driving you fuckhead Normally Id agree, but for this guy Id prefer he continued using his phone as much as possible while driving. Lets hope you're not crossing the road at the same time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hedaik Posted June 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 get off your phone while you're driving you fuckheadNormally Id agree, but for this guy Id prefer he continued using his phone as much as possible while driving.Lets hope you're not crossing the road at the same time Would save me from having to read the post he was typing. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Personally, this thread has been the highlight of the off-season for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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