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Man, what i would do for a forward that doesn't injure himself every fucking gameweek! Anyways, Diafre Sakho is my new homie, we gonna hang out and drink gin and juice.

Finding it seriously fucking hard to pick a captain, my top players are random as hell. Rooney might have to go also, he's looking fairly shit this year. And i might have to kill my mate who said i shouldn't pick ivanovic because he'll get rotated.

That's why all my bench players are hopeless losers. And Bobby Zamora.

77 points fuckers EDIT: removed names

Yeah i don't think Schurrle will get much time. Hard to believe seeing as he is probably in the top 3 of german strikers at the moment. There are so many options in middy, but yeah also some cheap forwards in Bojan and Pelle, will sticking with No. 10s for now.

In both of the horrific Aloisi Season's Heart's form lines against other A-League sides in the preseason accurately foretold what lay ahead in the corresponding A-League Season so I think people def have a genuine reason to be upset with the performance. Nobody here wanted to lose Melbourne Heart but for those of us who begrudgingly accepted to transfer our allegiance to Melbourne City (In most of mates case for factors purely outside of the team itself such as the friendships we have formed) we at least thought that in doing so we were going be presented with a better football team than what the Sidwell Budget allowed for at Heart. Instead we rock up to a frozen pitch in Ballarat on a Tuesday night to see two substandard Forwards being played as beyond substandard Full Backs, a Keeper who has been out form since the dawn of time arguably costing us another game and the same unsuccessful coach whose fans continue to bill as the unluckiest Champion Coach in the world playing the same hacks that should have been delisted three years ago like Mr Nick Kalmar. In all honesty the best thing about last night was the stadium at ballarat. Heavies $7, Middies $5 and a choice of hanging over the rails, seats, or the box upstairs. Shit drive though.

Rebuilt my team from scratch, now relying on AMs in a 3-5-2. So far my middies are Mata, Sterling, Siggy, Hazard and Sanchez. Might flick Sanchez out for Ramsey though, he's looking great in the preseason, thought he would be a bit rough coming off injury.

I thought Ramsay was ok... Redmayne was shit though. I could've jumped the fence and stopped that goal myself.

Yeah, they sold out while i was waiting in line for a parma, next time haha.

Yah, this. Sadly falling into this category tonight.

Probably should say what suburb you're going back to mate.

Not related to AS v Juve. Adebayor has malaria.

You're not the cunt who...

The team i played in at Richmond used the tactic of having a forward posting up on the opposition keeper and then our keeper would throw the ball straight at the goal, probably 1 out of 4 times it would deflect off somebody and score a goal, best and dirtiest futsal tactic ever With all due respect, it must have been a pretty shit league. Or the opposition keeper was a pussy. LOL not offended, i am shit at futsal, that's why i'm not offering to fill in. I think Richmond div 2. But nah it works, you'd be surprised, it's hard for the keeper to get a hold on the ball when you're blocking them pretty heavily so they would usually just own goal it by deflection. B to make him fuck up.

The team i played in at Richmond used the tactic of having a forward posting up on the opposition keeper and then our keeper would throw the ball straight at the goal, probably 1 out of 4 times it would deflect off somebody and score a goal, best and dirtiest futsal tactic ever