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Cloughie

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  1. We're going to abandon this possession based sideways bullshit, sell our squad of midfielders, buy a whole cabal of defensive players and revert to a man-marking form of Catenaccio. A real keeper will be found.

    This dull version of football will see us win all titles and push average attendances above 20,000, capturing the sporting headlines in all major media.

  2. "I thought we controlled the game for long periods of the match and the statistics reflect our domination. Unfortunately we just couldn't find the back of the net. And if it wasn't for (insert referee incident) tonight might have been a completely different result. Disappointing, but we move on to the next one"

    There ya go. Written the post-match interview for losing a high possession game

     

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  3. Genius manager loses earlier match to counterattacking team at home.

    Genius manager decides it is a clever idea to play three at the back in the rematch, with the only centre back being a 19 year old kid playing his third or fourth match, plus Manny Muscat.

    Genius manager must be shocked to see his team Schip two easy goals on the counter.

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