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Just letting everyone know imperial are building a third level beer garden. Ready by spring carnival this year. Awesome

Actually you can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

Best bit is it's only like the second time I've ever bet on NRL first tryscorer lol, was just mad I placed a couple bets at sportsbet on the houses earlier and lost like $50, so I was like fuck you cunts you're gonna pay now Also at the point where the only logical conclusion is that I have a proven system for picking first goalscorers in AFL Also Tom Waterhouse can suck my dick, $2 for Canberra to win, cheers cunt

I'm with Elie, 90's dance hits ftw

Neither. Would prefer Tando to either of these two.

Now that is a proper unpopular opinion. I'm not going to argue on here about it just punch you in the face next time I see you, cunt.

Though he'll probably end up playing for Dundee Utd. Playing week in week out against NPL quality teams, patiently waiting for the three times a year he gets to play against a team that was a semi-relevant UEFA Cup competitor a decade ago, only to get injured 2 days before the game because the physio is so incompetent he wouldn't even get a gig at an under 10s team in Australia and thinks a 'recovery session' is some shitty club you go to at 3am, not to mention he doesn't have the wheelie bin resources to implement it anyway. Of course, there is the possibility that if he and his team do exceptionally well and manage to finish second, they'll get the Europa League first qualification round gig afforded to them by playing in the 23rd ranked national league in Europe, where he'll have the honour of losing 5-0 on aggregate against Moldovian powerhouse Darcia.

The MCFC W-League team deserves a sub-forum of its own rather than just one thread in what is the mens team forum. What do you think mods?

I got to be honest... If his not going to be under the cap and with money being no object and with what else is available as a Aus Marquee to take out of the cap he probably is worth a punt on... but there is no way his not going to give fans the shits at least half the time. But obviously I am biased in wanting to see a bloke who amazingly won an Old Firm game of his own boot... and of course then used the same boot to later lose one and the Season later than year. (Bloody Sammy).

Go back and watch Tando's performance in the semi-final. He went to water under pressure. At least Sorenson and Theo didn't (well at least at Brisbane). Tando is young and will benefit from Sorensen's experience. Keepers mature much later than field players.

Lol - The only slightly interesting to come out of the whole Grunge Movement was Nirvana and maybe a couple of Soundgarden songs. But I like Duran Duran so my opinion probably doesn't count to most on here.

Sorensen Theo couldnt even keep his last name......

Nah, he wants another green line in the Bullshit thread. Listen, Info@VeeDub - you're angry, we get it! We're angry too mate! Foundation member here so I've seen and experienced it all...but I come here to post crap and chat to more people who are going through the same frustration, anger, disappointment (and sometimes (rarely) jubilation) as I am...it's good therapy actually (especially for the away games). You're coming across as though you're attacking us supporters because our team has been shit and the club's personnel don't seem to be performing (and being moved on)! Voice your frustrations, but just calm down, we're all just as pissed off we got the wrong Maicon! Lol Don't fret though, we're gonna win the league next season!

Your name is Info@VW, not Opinions@VW

I swear if every time a Greek posted that Souths are going to be in the HAL on four four two they had to put a dollar in a jar they would have enough to bail themselves out

what do you have against Jedinak? also lol at him being a shitcunt, he's statistically one of the best defensive mids in the EPL.

Don't think so, European passport and already in Ange's thoughts. What's he going to come back for? $100k a year, of which $70k will be left after tax, barely enough to rent a unit in Melton. Or is it the 27 game season, of which he'll see about 5 games after injury, and offers the exciting prospect of travelling to the cosmopolitan metropolis of Gosford to showcase his talents in front of inflatable sauce bottles?

Crystal Palace actually signed Cabaye, holy shit

Already got a better marquee than our men's team

Most of all cfg. Another game where red and white doesn't have to be worn.

when's the March?

I also somehow doubt he and CFG would work together again.

Considering hey have been red and white (and black) since 1980 it would be pretty stupid for anyone to have an issue with them playing in their traditional colours

UOTYH: Fold centrelink. Replace it with negative income tax.

http://www.flyingpigproductions.com.au/southcoastwolves/ I saw this page a few months ago and thought it was just some fan art wank, surprised/impressed to see that WW went along with it. I wouldn't have any issues with them wearing red and white.

Um yes there is his Greek and has long hair and a beard...

Apparently we are close to signing Aleksandar Mitrović and Georginio Wijnaldum which would easily be our most promising signings since FMA took over. Can't wait for them to be sold for a £10m profit next year

Hey

For those interested this year's first derby is on Caulfield Cup day instead of Cox Plate day for once. A welcome change if you ask me...seeing as at least half of Valley Membership is for the plate.

No contest. Sorensen. Top quality keeper and an opportunity to get rid of Joey Nepotism.

I'll back BeardedHeart to the notion that Foos are superior to Nirvana. That being said, I still don't mind me a bit of Nirvana.

Theo gave me and a mate the finger in season two or three.

neither, sign an NPL goalkeeper as backup and reward Lord Tando for his compelling season

UOTYH--The best thing to come out of Nirvana is the Foo fighters

Seriously? Look like NPL players to me. Madaschi looked finished last year and The other 2 were never any good. brindell old mate? Don't know him. Those guys could clean Saf's boots I suppose. Saf is a central defender who is versatile enough to also play as a left or right back & scores goals & is good enough to start in the A League. I can't think of one available comparable Australian player.

alberto aquilani is a free agent, turned 31 a few days ago would of been a nice marquee if he could stay fit

TTIM: The stupid 'challenges' that trend over the internet. The latest one "Don't judge me challenge" is the worst thing I've seen.

Whats embarrassing? 3 of our players haven't even played yet (or confirmed for that matter) and Novillo would probably be snapped up by every club in the league bar the Mongs (who have Khalfallah) given the opportunity. Not one of those players was a super star before they got here, they became name players in this comp by performing. There aint no guarantees in recruiting.

2015-16 SQUAD Number Name Contract until Goalkeepers. 20 Tando Velaphi 31/5/17 Defenders. 17 Jason Hoffman 31/5/16. 4 Connor Chapman 31/5/16. 24 Patrick Kisnorbo 31/5/16. 22 Jack Clisby 31/5/16. - Ivan Franjic 31/5/18. Midfielders. 21 Stefan Mauk 31/5/16. 19 Ben Garuccio 31/5/17. 5 Erik Paartalu 31/5/18 6 Aaron Mooy 31/5/16. 10 Robi Koren (V, M) 31/5/16. 25 Jacob Melling 31/5/16. 18 Paulo Retre 31/5/16. 13 Jonatan Germano (V) Out of contract. No information from MCFC. - Massimo Murdocca Out of contract. Playing for Avondale. Forwards. 15 David Williams 31/5/16. 14 James Brown 31/5/16. 26 Marc Marino 31/5/16. 28 Steve Kuzmanovski 31/5/17. 7 Corey Gameiro 31/5/17. 9 Harry Novillo (V) 31/5/17. As of 8th July 2015 after re-signing of Tando Velaphi.

TTIM: When you suggest questions for Trivia Crack and they get rejected because some idiot reckons the correct answer is wrong

Wouldnt kick either of them out of bed.

start calling me mum then son.