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Temptation by New Order

Oh we've got Mate

Oh we've got Bolton

Oh we've got Eli

and i've never seen any team quite like you/heart before

and ive never met any team quite like you/heart before

Up, down, turn around please dont let me hit the ground

tonight i think ill walk alone

ill find my soul as i go home.

Could do the ooo ooo ooo part as well but couldnt see it working in a large group

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As done in Adelaide, to when Eli's misses...

Chorus of Human League's "Dont You Want Me"

Dont you to want to Eli?

Do-Do-Do

Dont you want to Scooooore!

Correct, was a good chant last friday night, along with "Wheres your home end"

AUFC - Dirty inbreds, dirty strippers, dirty city.

MHFC Away Days 23/3/12 - The Land of Promise pre game beers

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Although I am not enthralled that Milicic has been appointed manager, I really hope he does well and proves myself and all the other doubters wrong. On the off chance that he does end up being hugely successful I figure it would be a good idea to come up with a chant for him.

I have been knocking this one about in my head for a while, but I think it needs a bit of work. Thoughts, suggestions, criticisms?...

Stand and sing

For our new king

Ante rules this day (I think this line needs changing but I am stuck on it)

And Heart will win forever more

As we all chant his name

To this (sip to 0:30)

Or the Boney M version if you prefer a bit of disco funk with your carols (skip to 0:45)

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A chant for Mate:

To the tune of:

He's from Melbourne,

The red half of Melbourne

He runs down the wing

and so we siiiiiiing

We're all terrace boys,

So come and join me

In singing Mate Du-gand-zic!

Ale Ale etc

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To the tune of. Can't take my eyes off you - Frankie Valli.

Made up last night at Mt Buller.

Oh Andrew Redmayne!

He plays for Melbourne Heart!

Oh Andrew Redmayne!

He keeps the goals at Heart!

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Now that I type this. I cannot remember anything else. Pretty sure It had more words.

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I'd prefer

Whoomp Redders!

x1,000.

To tune of the failed Behich chant and Stoke City's chant for Rob Huth.

Whoomp Aziz has not failed yet IMO...

It just needs to be taught properly - Probably with a Iron Fist to stop the Speed Up Crescendo Effect ppl add to as it goes along.

EDIT: I will be seeking the assistance of our Dachshund Capo to do so.

Edited by cadete
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Yes I agree but it works so much with Redders instead of Behich.

New: Whoomp Red-ers

In the depth of Off Season hell I think u have forgetten that our is:

Original: Whoomp There it-is

Ours: Whoomp AZ - IZ

Edit - Sorry LR9 got in b4 me.

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Scotty dosent know that we're lighting up flares,every single match day!!

Scotty dosent know that ripping up chairs on every Saturday and Sunday!!

(everyone jumpes like they are on bickies)

Oh Scotty don't knowwwwww....so don't tell Scotty!!

Don't tell Scotty!!!

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yellow blue green doesnt matter

we are walking on same way

football is violence !

football is hooliganism !

football is stabing a man !

Rofl, was in a shisha bar in the outer s/e burbs and the capo of the joint was a mad Fener fan. Starting singing it to him and he topped us up for free until we left!

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IIIIIIII Feel it deep inside me

I wanna ride it

Can't fight it

I might as well rely on the drum beat.

Melbourne Heart you areee our city's pride.

Can't hide it

I won't deny it

Cause I'm addicted to Heart

Cause we're no tards or no mongs here

Can't think of a good last line.

That's what I got..

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whilst watching the LIV-ARS game on sunday night I heard a real, easy chant that everybody knows coming out of the Away Bay. (Arsenal)

the chant obviously comes from the beatles "hey jude" but in football terms is usually sung with the name of the team.

eg "na na na nanana nanana CITY)

but when Giroud did something good (very rare occasion) they would sing his name instead of "arsenal".

na na na nanana nanana GIROUDDDD.

was thinking this could work for tadic.

its a really easy and catchy choon

NA NA NA NANANA NANANA TADICCCCCC.

and secondly,

I personally think this works perfectly for Gol Gol.

Mainly because, he is a winger (running down the wing) and you can actually just swap his name straight for VI-VA

GOL-GOL MERBRAHTU.

GOL-GOL MERBRAHTU.

RUNNING DOWN THE WING

HEAR THE Y-SIDE SING

GOL-GOL MERBRAHTU.

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