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rass    1,016
20 minutes ago, HeartOfCity said:

Maybe we did offer him a contract, but 1,000 other clubs  would have done exactly the same thing.

Cmon, you don't offer Zlatan contracts. 

Zlatan offers you the chance to bask in his glory.

This is how it works. 

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Jovan    3,080
4 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said:

I'd probably quit my job and watch him train every day 

Bloke doesn't need to train.

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rass    1,016
6 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said:

I'd probably quit my job and watch him train every day 

I'll be right there with you my friend. The beautiful man would turn our membership from 10000 into 100000...

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rass    1,016
30 minutes ago, Andrew Edmonds said:

He's still going 😂

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Seriously my wet dreams were never as hot as this news.

Just wish it was true 🙁

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haz    2,092
18 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

This is complete bullshit isn't it?

Yea

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HeartOfCity    304

Ok so I've looked at this twitter back and forth and the only part that lets him down (apart from the obvious!) Is that fact that he says........ (see underlined red. Mind you this post seemed to gather some legs......

 

Ok for some reason my phone creates ridiculously high res screenshots so i cant post it. I suggest look him up on twitter and have a LOL while dreaming big 

 

Ok so while dreaming big, even if this was remotely true (and we are in the bullshit thread so dont shoot me down) where would we put him in the starting 11? What #10 Would assist him? When you think of this stuff it starts to make no sense that we would go after him.

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jeffplz    842

Will kill myself if Zlatan joins. That's how much I believe it's plain bullshit. You have my word #allahuakbar2017

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Jovan    3,080
9 hours ago, haz said:

Only believe a transfer rumor when a player is holding up your team's shirt.

Or scarf.

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Jimmy    3,170

I am now taking bets on which poster will be the first to claim inside info on Ibra.

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haz    2,092
47 minutes ago, Jimmy said:

I am now taking bets on which poster will be the first to claim inside info on Ibra.

But the greek construction worker isn't on the forum? 

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KSK_47    5,545

This Ibrahimovic rumour is about as stupid as David Beckham signing for heart

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japiedog    802
1 hour ago, KSK_47 said:

This Ibrahimovic rumour is about as stupid as David Beckham signing for heart

true bru, but at least it has added some interest to the dull off season

 

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KSK_47    5,545
5 hours ago, japiedog said:

true bru, but at least it has added some interest to the dull off season

 

True. Would be better if it was remotely plausible though

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hakz7    1,424
4 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said:

Zionist conspiracy 

Didn't realise the discussion changed to 9/11 :ph34r:

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possiblygeorge    237
On 06/08/2017 at 9:42 PM, haz said:

But the greek construction worker isn't on the forum? 

I can't believe i started the origin of that Greek Construction worker from 2012 and it's still going lmao

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