jw1739 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 This thread does not ring true. IMO he's sitting at home with his keyboard as sole company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Pics of your dinner. Just be like 'oh wow this food looks cool gonna put it on insta', isnt that what every cunt does these days? Then just post on here to confirm, try sneak in a shot of your lady friend too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Tesla said: Pics of your dinner. Just be like 'oh wow this food looks cool gonna put it on insta', isnt that what every cunt does these days? Then just post on here to confirm, try sneak in a shot of your lady friend too. Or her tits instead of the food. And instead of instagram,pornhub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 TOO MUCH TALKING NOT ENOUGH FORKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Someone mentioned Hellenic Hero got a kiss but didn't mention where. Hellenic obviously giving her a taste of the AAMI Park kransky on the first date. What a sick cunt. Edited January 24, 2017 by n i k o 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Surely a sneaky wristy on the train / uber home....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Almost an hour since the last update. Good news. Hellenic giving her the terminator back at her place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, n i k o said: Almost an hour since the last update. Good news. Hellenic giving her the terminator back at her place. So, good news and bad. I didn't get a fuck (or even a make out), but I got a second date. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Just now, Hellenic Hero said: So, good news and bad. I didn't get a fuck (or even a make out), but I got a second date. Thoughts? Thats good. Means she likes you. For your next date just remember two in the pink, one in the stink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: Thats good. Means she likes you. For your next date just remember two in the pink, one in the stink And eat pineapple (supposedly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: So, good news and bad. I didn't get a fuck (or even a make out), but I got a second date. Thoughts? Probably the best case scenario. If you actually like this girl it's a good thing she didn't put out on the first date because that would make her kind of a total skank which, whilst fun, is not something to build any kind of relationship on. But the fact you got a second date is encouraging, kutgw Hero btw did you pay for the whole date? Because tickets to the tennis plus dinner is one expensive as fuck first date 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: Probably the best case scenario. If you actually like this girl it's a good thing she didn't put out on the first date because that would make her kind of a total skank which, whilst fun, is not something to build any kind of relationship on. But the fact you got a second date is encouraging, kutgw Hero btw did you pay for the whole date? Because tickets to the tennis plus dinner is one expensive as fuck first date Nah, my mate got the tickets for me for Christmas (one for me and one for whoever I wanted to take). I was going to go with him but he pulled out, which meant I had one spare. But yes, I paid for dinner... Edited January 24, 2017 by Hellenic Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Hellenic Hero said: Nah, my mate got the tickets for me for Christmas (one for me and one for whoever I wanted to take). I was going to go with him but he pulled out, which meant I had one spare. But yes, I paid for dinner... An well that's okay then. I was going to say that is a hell of a lot of money to spend on a date, especially for a teenager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Should make her pay for dinner next time, men & women are equal, feminism, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Tesla said: Should make her pay for dinner next time, men & women are equal, feminism, etc It's funny how feminism works isn't it? My missus is a feminist until there is something (from a very long list) that she'd rather I do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCY HERO Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Tesla said: Should make her pay for dinner next time, men & women are equal, feminism, etc Funniest comment I have ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Shahanga said: It's funny how feminism works isn't it? My missus is a feminist until there is something (from a very long list) that she'd rather I do. No, that's not feminism, that's just womanism. Feminism is giving the task to you to do whilst she's out having coffee with the other feminists, coming home and finding that you haven't done it because you were still working on the long list that she'd already given you, then getting into a huff and trying to do it herself, messing up your whole workshop/garage because she doesn't know what tool/tools to use or where to find it/them, then stuffing the job up and leaving a trail of damage as well, leaving you with an even longer list than when she went out for coffee. Worst of all she has a little cry and makes you feel guilty about not doing the job whilst she was out. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. I love 'em all really... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 33 minutes ago, jw1739 said: No, that's not feminism, that's just womanism. Feminism is giving the task to you to do whilst she's out having coffee with the other feminists, coming home and finding that you haven't done it because you were still working on the long list that she'd already given you, then getting into a huff and trying to do it herself, messing up your whole workshop/garage because she doesn't know what tool/tools to use or where to find it/them, then stuffing the job up and leaving a trail of damage as well, leaving you with an even longer list than when she went out for coffee. Worst of all she has a little cry and makes you feel guilty about not doing the job whilst she was out. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. I love 'em all really... I guess just replace the "she" with Mrs JW? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, jw1739 said: No, that's not feminism, that's just womanism. Feminism is giving the task to you to do whilst she's out having coffee with the other feminists, coming home and finding that you haven't done it because you were still working on the long list that she'd already given you, then getting into a huff and trying to do it herself, messing up your whole workshop/garage because she doesn't know what tool/tools to use or where to find it/them, then stuffing the job up and leaving a trail of damage as well, leaving you with an even longer list than when she went out for coffee. Worst of all she has a little cry and makes you feel guilty about not doing the job whilst she was out. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. I love 'em all really... Sounds like you've been married as long as I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) I am a Feminist... Women are better than men, is blatantly obvious to me that are the better gender... my experience is that in general they beat us in smarts, obviously beat us in looks and leave us basically with sport/physical strength. And all of this can be simply summed up with I would much prefer to talk to a group of attractive girls than a group of male athletes. Edited January 25, 2017 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) 49 minutes ago, cadete said: my experience is that in general they beat us in smarts, All studies on the matter either show no difference or are very slightly in favour of males. In practice, that would mean no difference since even if there is a very slight advantage to males it wouldn't be noticeable in day to day life. Edited January 25, 2017 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tesla said: All studies on the matter either show no difference or are very slightly in favour of males. In practice, that would mean no difference since even if there is a very slight advantage to males it wouldn't be noticeable in day to day life. Did you come across this theory somewhere in here... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391&page=40 And then gathered the data whilst meeting woman on the pull and then applying a algorhythm on your collected database at home? Edited January 25, 2017 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, cadete said: Did you come across this theory somewhere in here... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391&page=40 And then gathered the data whilst meeting woman on the pull and then applying a algorhythm on your collected database at home? It's not a theory, it's science. And no the studies were conducted by academics, not myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, jw1739 said: No, that's not feminism, that's just womanism. Feminism is giving the task to you to do whilst she's out having coffee with the other feminists, coming home and finding that you haven't done it because you were still working on the long list that she'd already given you, then getting into a huff and trying to do it herself, messing up your whole workshop/garage because she doesn't know what tool/tools to use or where to find it/them, then stuffing the job up and leaving a trail of damage as well, leaving you with an even longer list than when she went out for coffee. Worst of all she has a little cry and makes you feel guilty about not doing the job whilst she was out. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. I love 'em all really... Oh dear. Should I ready myself for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 25 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Oh dear. Should I ready myself for this? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, cadete said: I am a Feminist... Women are better than men, is blatantly obvious to me that are the better gender... my experience is that in general they beat us in smarts, obviously beat us in looks and leave us basically with sport/physical strength. And all of this can be simply summed up with I would much prefer to talk to a group of attractive girls than a group of male athletes. lmao Edited January 25, 2017 by kingofhearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Great. She wants to go to a rom com, AND it's on during a City game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 29 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Great. She wants to go to a rom com, AND it's on during a City game. Well at least you had fun while it lasted 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Holy shit. How did I only just find this thread now?! Its no Photoshop thread but its pretty dang close 9.5/10 On 1/21/2017 at 9:42 PM, Hellenic Hero said: Anyone got some smooth moves I can use? Stop short 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Great. She wants to go to a rom com, AND it's on during a City game. You can make your own rom com with her dw. The city game can be the com part and you can do the rom part 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Great. She wants to go to a rom com, AND it's on during a City game. Watching a city game is kind of like a rom-com *edit- @kingofhearts beat me to the joke Edited January 25, 2017 by KSK_47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, KSK_47 said: Watching a city game is kind of like a rom-com *edit- @kingofhearts beat me to the joke By a minute, only thread i'm following on the forum, gotta be quick on the trigger mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Wtf is a rom-com? Sounds like something sexual with a CD-rom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 34 minutes ago, haz said: Wtf is a rom-com? Sounds like something sexual with a CD-rom A "romantic comedy" - these days usually a film. E.g. "Sleepless in Seattle." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post haz Posted January 25, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, jw1739 said: A "romantic comedy" - these days usually a film. E.g. "Sleepless in Seattle." Ohhhh. Well of course like others have said watching City is pretty much a romantic comedy. Our hero is Brandan, with his luscious hair has to defeat the evil CFG and bring back the Heart days of old. Along the way he meets a Dutch man who spent two long in the sun and a Samoan who was gifted with a magical forhead. Brandon's adventure is filled with comedy as the team tries to win but goals are conceded in the last 10 minutes while everyone falls asleep. His last resort to win back the Heart culture relies on the message of a mysterious Greek construction worker who says a Spanish saviour by the name of Iniesta will arrive. Will Brandan succeed? Find out over the next 11 weeks. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bt50 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 10 hours ago, jw1739 said: A "romantic comedy" - these days usually a film. E.g. "Sleepless in Seattle." Showing your age there JW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, bt50 said: Showing your age there JW I was two when SIS came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: I was two when SIS came out How old were you when Rom-com's weren't usually a film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Haha, I managed to change the date to the Derby next Saturday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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