Popular Post GreenSeater Posted January 21, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Hellenic Hero said: Anyone got some smooth moves I can use? Buy some popcorn and put your erect dick through the bottom of the popcorn box so when she reaches in for popcorn she accidentally touches your dick. She'll be moister than an oyster after seeing that you're an inventive cunt. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 10 hours ago, GreenSeater said: Buy some popcorn and put your erect dick through the bottom of the popcorn box so when she reaches in for popcorn she accidentally touches your dick. She'll be moister than an oyster after seeing that you're an inventive cunt. Won't the popcorn spill everywhere then?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted January 21, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) 1. First problem I see is in the question. "Too scared". Thats fucking gay. Confidence is number 1 with chicks. Even if you're a fat ugly cunt, if you've got confidence you'll get your dick sucked eventually. 2. Next, identify if see's even interested in you and if she's not, ask her out anyway. If she says no, immediately ask one of her friends out. Even if her friends are fucking dugongs you'll annoying her into possibly wanting you. All girls hate each other and want what their friends have. 3. Don't make a big deal out of it. Treat it like you ask girls out all the time. In fact you SHOULD be asking girls out all the time. Rejection makes you resilient, makes you not give a fuck and that translates very well with women. 4. Be nice and polite but not overboard. Push and pull with girls. If you treat her like she's the fucking queen she'll lose respect pretty fucking fast. 5. If she says yes to going out don't ask her where she wants to go. Tell her you've got it planned and that its a surprise. Makes chicks 15% hornier from the get go. Who really gives a fuck where you go, make sure its somewhere you can talk. You're not a fucking baby, you'll work it out. Good luck my friend and remember all girls are fucking crazy and love dudes with a goal, a passion, something to strive for. Lie if you need to but make out that you're a motivated go getter that wants to make something of himself. Thank me when you're 3 inches deep! Edited January 21, 2017 by HeartFc 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Ok so I've actually read the topic now and see she agreed to go out. She's Latina. Boom! My area of expertise. Learn some spanish dude. Doesnt need to be crazy. eg. buenas noches, por favor, Lo siento, hermosa/bonita. Works(ed) for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, HeartFc said: Ok so I've actually read the topic now and see she agreed to go out. She's Latina. Boom! My area of expertise. Learn some spanish dude. Doesnt need to be crazy. eg. buenas noches, por favor, Lo siento, hermosa/bonita. Works(ed) for me. Hola chica guapa to her mum, sisters and friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Thats a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 39 minutes ago, HeartFc said: Ok so I've actually read the topic now and see she agreed to go out. She's Latina. Boom! My area of expertise. Learn some spanish dude. Doesnt need to be crazy. eg. buenas noches, por favor, Lo siento, hermosa/bonita. Works(ed) for me. Ok... Any tips for telling my parents that my girlfriend is not Greek? You know how it is with wog parents.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Ok... Any tips for telling my parents that my girlfriend is not Greek? You know how it is with wog parents.... Ya dad will just be happy you're fucking, it's your mum who will be a problem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Ya dad will just be happy you're fucking, it's your mum who will be a problem Yeah that's true. Advice for dealing with mum? @Tesla? You're a wog? How did you do it? Edited January 21, 2017 by Hellenic Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: @Tesla? You're a wog? How did you do it? I'd like to hear @cadete's thoughts on this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 49 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Ok... Any tips for telling my parents that my girlfriend is not Greek? You know how it is with wog parents.... Just spray her with Olive oil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, haz said: Just spray her with Olive oil Or Windex 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Yeah that's true. Advice for dealing with mum? @Tesla? You're a wog? How did you do it? 3 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: I'd like to hear @cadete's thoughts on this. TBH I don't think Tesla parents are religious or impractical enough to think he needs to limit himself to ppl from one type of Orthodox. However, at the same time I had a Greek Ex and her family really loved me. However, I soon came to relaize that they also thought it was a Massive Novelty that they could like a Non Greek BF of their daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, cadete said: TBH I don't think Tesla parents are religious or impractical enough to think he needs to limit himself to ppl from one type of Orthodox. However, at the same time I had a Greek Ex and her family really loved me. However, I soon came to relaize that they also thought it was a Massive Novelty that they could like a Non Greek BF of their daughter. Yeah my mum's not that bad, but I'm not 100% sure she'll be ok. Her parents (especially her dad) like me so that's always helpful.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) You move fast, only asked her out last night and have already met her dad and gotten him to like you. Married by next weekend. Edited January 22, 2017 by Tesla 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tesla said: You move fast, only asked her out last night and have already met her dad and gotten him to like you. Married by next weekend. All while still at school...jeez, in my day all you could expect at that age was a grope behind the cricket pavilion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Tesla said: You move fast, only asked her out last night and have already met her dad and gotten him to like you. Married by next weekend. I've been friends with her for a few years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Hellenic Hero said: I've been friends with her for a few years... ...but you were "too scared to ask her out"? That doesn't make sense to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 29 minutes ago, jw1739 said: ...but you were "too scared to ask her out"? That doesn't make sense to me. perhaps @Hellenic Hero was following "the CFG guide to dating"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jw1739 Posted January 22, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 17 minutes ago, Shahanga said: perhaps @Hellenic Hero was following "the CFG guide to dating"? The CFG Guide to Sex. Plenty of chances but rarely scoring? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 2 hours ago, jw1739 said: The CFG Guide to Sex. Plenty of chances but rarely scoring? 4 years of possession as well. CFGs wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 On 21 January 2017 at 8:13 PM, Hellenic Hero said: SHE SAID YES!!! Wear protection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 37 minutes ago, Jestr said: Wear protection Or just make sure you pull out at the right time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 9 hours ago, n i k o said: Or just make sure you pull out at the right time Reverse gear strategy is a dangerous one. Timing is paramount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 14 hours ago, jw1739 said: ...but you were "too scared to ask her out"? That doesn't make sense to me. Something smells a bit fishy about this story and I'm not referring to his finger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Nah I totally get it. The man was just asking for advice on escaping the friendzone. Now he's going to date her and quickly realise that latino girls are crazy and he'll end up waking up with his dick cut off on his bedside table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 42 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: Nah I totally get it. The man was just asking for advice on escaping the friendzone. Now he's going to date her and quickly realise that latino girls are crazy and he'll end up waking up with his dick cut off on his bedside table. Yeah, that's more like it! So do Latina girls live up to their reputation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Yeah, that's more like it! So do Latina girls live up to their reputation? I believe @HeartFc will be able to answer better than me, but in my limited experience with latina girls, yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 3 hours ago, GreenSeater said: Nah I totally get it. The man was just asking for advice on escaping the friendzone. Now he's going to date her and quickly realise that latino girls are crazy and he'll end up waking up with his dick cut off on his bedside table. Just makes the story dodgier, he was that deep in the friendzone that he was BFFs with her dad and got out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tesla said: Just makes the story dodgier, he was that deep in the friendzone that he was BFFs with her dad and got out? Good point... just how latina is she? Perhaps she's worried Australia will elect it's own Donald Trump and she's realised she needs to marry an Australian citizen to keep herself safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 This now sounds like the usual "girl next door" story. Pulled her pig-tails at kinder, the two Mums shared the school-taking and pick-up duties in the shiny new 4WDs, went to each other's birthday parties, off to the same high school together and now aged about 15 with his hormones jangling he suddenly notices that...wow!..she looks good in all the right places and she's a real girl! I'm reminded of the story of the two bulls surveying a field full of cows. Let's run in and do a couple" says the young bull. "Nah," says the old bull,"...let's walk and do the lot." Nice move, though, to take her to the tennis. Shows some class. So, young Hero, take it easy. I read a while ago that 90% of us (both men and women) end up with the wrong person. That's because we don't know who we were really looking for until it's too late. Just don't tell MrsJW that I said that... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, jw1739 said: This now sounds like the usual "girl next door" story. Pulled her pig-tails at kinder, the two Mums shared the school-taking and pick-up duties in the shiny new 4WDs, went to each other's birthday parties, off to the same high school together and now aged about 15 with his hormones jangling he suddenly notices that...wow!..she looks good in all the right places and she's a real girl! I'm reminded of the story of the two bulls surveying a field full of cows. Let's run in and do a couple" says the young bull. "Nah," says the old bull,"...let's walk and do the lot." Nice move, though, to take her to the tennis. Shows some class. So, young Hero, take it easy. I read a while ago that 90% of us (both men and women) end up with the wrong person. That's because we don't know who we were really looking for until it's too late. Just don't tell MrsJW that I said that... Inb4 Strider is revealed to be MrsJW's secret identity 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cadete Posted January 23, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tesla said: Just makes the story dodgier, he was that deep in the friendzone that he was BFFs with her dad and got out? BTW surely @Tesla you have a foolproof Economic Model or a Betting Algorithm to smash the Friendzone? Edited January 23, 2017 by cadete 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 This is the most exciting thing on this forum in the last month. So when you going to smash that box? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 2 hours ago, jw1739 said: This now sounds like the usual "girl next door" story. Pulled her pig-tails at kinder, the two Mums shared the school-taking and pick-up duties in the shiny new 4WDs, went to each other's birthday parties, off to the same high school together and now aged about 15 with his hormones jangling he suddenly notices that...wow!..she looks good in all the right places and she's a real girl! I'm reminded of the story of the two bulls surveying a field full of cows. Let's run in and do a couple" says the young bull. "Nah," says the old bull,"...let's walk and do the lot." Nice move, though, to take her to the tennis. Shows some class. So, young Hero, take it easy. I read a while ago that 90% of us (both men and women) end up with the wrong person. That's because we don't know who we were really looking for until it's too late. Just don't tell MrsJW that I said that... How the actual fuck did you know? 100% correct! This forum never ceases to amaze me... I picked the tennis because we both are ranked inside the Top 100 for Under 16's and play mixed doubles together sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 3 hours ago, GreenSeater said: Good point... just how latina is she? Perhaps she's worried Australia will elect it's own Donald Trump and she's realised she needs to marry an Australian citizen to keep herself safe? Parents born there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 36 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: How the actual fuck did you know? 100% correct! Oh, just the "Wisdom of the Elders." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 44 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: How the actual fuck did you know? 100% correct! This forum never ceases to amaze me... I picked the tennis because we both are ranked inside the Top 100 for Under 16's and play mixed doubles together sometimes... Fit couple, I like it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Maybe I should start to play tennis...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, haz said: Maybe I should start to play tennis...... Mixed doubles no less. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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