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2 minutes ago, Jestr said:

1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her.

2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for

3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2

 

Older sisters give a good indication too, the bigger the age gap the better. 

I had an ex who's sister was about 10 or so years older and was absolutely smoking. Made me put up with a lot more of her psychotic bs knowing that the body wouldn't go after two kids. 

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18 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Hey guys,

I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it?

And where should we go if she says yes?

Ask her out.

If she says "no" you were only ever in the friend zone anyway so u have just saved yourself a lot of wasted time.

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19 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Hey guys,

I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it?

And where should we go if she says yes?

In all seriousness though, once high school is over and people go onto Uni etc. You'll probaly only continue to talk to a handful of people from school again

 

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17 minutes ago, Tesla said:

Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? 

Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. 

Nah, she's not Greek. (Colombian)

Never seen her in yoga pants.

I think Monash.

Anything else?

But there's one, small, teensy, little issue.

 

 

 

She's a Tards fan.

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44 minutes ago, strider said:

Strider's tips to female success:

1. Always be yourself.

2. Know that all women are, at least to some degree, insecure. Compliment them, make them laugh and be good company.

3. Offer the D on the second date

Hmmm. Sensible advice and no mention of Novillo or neck tattoos.

strider has your mum hacked your account again?

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