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Welcome to the negative thread. Feel free to discuss anything that is remotely negative.

We have played 10 games with a 5,3,2 record with the most expensive squad in the league's history, yet are still unconvincingly sitting 2nd on the ladder. 

We have finally won a significant piece of silverware which we won being only 1 goal up.

Kuzi and Gameiro are still injured.

We are in my humble opinion never been in a better place and genuinely look like getting better and stronger, yet JVS is still manager.

Things are at a low point.

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2 minutes ago, kingofhearts said:

Negative- The idiots who keep pissing on the toilet seats at home games. 

Some people must have crooked penis's, please get them check or sit down when you pee so those who need to take a shit can do so thanks

Even worse, cunts not knowing which side to line up. Just stick to the left and let people exit from your right. there's always a crossover that occurs at the turn

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1 hour ago, jeffplz said:

Even worse, cunts not knowing which side to line up. Just stick to the left and let people exit from your right. there's always a crossover that occurs at the turn

Spot on. It's not a puzzle people

Also their is a male toilet block near the active side which is the worst. They only have toilets in there, and no urinals. Why are their no urinals in it? I think someone said they were originally planned to be womens toilets but Christ it should've been fixed by now.

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On 12/13/2016 at 7:01 PM, kingofhearts said:

Spot on. It's not a puzzle people

Also their is a male toilet block near the active side which is the worst. They only have toilets in there, and no urinals. Why are their no urinals in it? I think someone said they were originally planned to be womens toilets but Christ it should've been fixed by now.

The thing is that there are NO urinals in any of the male toilets in the stadium .

 

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21 minutes ago, neio said:

Yes there is,  if you go to toilets that are inside gate that's on gosch paddock side there is urinals there 

Also inside to Gate 7 (western entrance) going towards the Northern End. Nevertheless, that there are any male toilets without urinals is, IMO, an unusual design feature. What on earth were the architects and the people who reviewed their plans thinking?

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1 minute ago, jw1739 said:

Also inside to Gate 7 (western entrance) going towards the Northern End. Nevertheless, that there are any male toilets without urinals is, IMO, an unusual design feature. What on earth were the architects and the people who reviewed their plans thinking?

The one behind active definitely used to be a female block that got changed due to demand.

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A negative - I suffered from erectile disfunction this week with a hot girl female with a lovely buttocks, naturally I got paranoid that I'm a phaggot. I tried watching some gay porn with one eyed closed to null those concerns. Could've been an auto adjustment but my dick moved 22 seconds into a interracial gang bang, frantically I slammed my laptop shut and ran down the street holding back homo tears, anal beads still hanging out of my arse. 

Haven't opened my laptop in 3 days... nor removed the anal beads. 

 

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1 hour ago, HeartFc said:

A negative - I suffered from erectile disfunction this week with a hot girl female with a lovely buttocks, naturally I got paranoid that I'm a phaggot. I tried watching some gay porn with one eyed closed to null those concerns. Could've been an auto adjustment but my dick moved 22 seconds into a interracial gang bang, frantically I slammed my laptop shut and ran down the street holding back homo tears, anal beads still hanging out of my arse. 

Haven't opened my laptop in 3 days... nor removed the anal beads. 

 

Are you black?

@strider

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28 minutes ago, Jovan said:

Hello everybody!!!!!!

Fuck this club. Absolute joke. 

Fuck JVS you mean. CFG give this dweeb the best resources, best recruitment, best facilities, basically best everything and STILL he can't deliver!!! Who in their right mind would hire this bloke after this season?

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Almost at the half-way point of the season with a 5-5-3 record and we're still "work in progress." Seriously think that we are likely to finish in the bottom four rather than top six. We have a flawed game plan based on sterile possession and slow forward ball movement, a number of forwards who can't even find the target from inside the six-yard box, a goalkeeper/sweeper who is regularly beaten at his near post, and a defence that maintains such a high line that it is back-pedalling every time the opposition attacks - we are now defensively vulnerable even when we are taking a corner of our own. And no-one at the club seems to be capable and/or motivated to take any action to change what has now become a shambles - the same old post-match bleating mantra accompanied by the usual bland reporting and emphasis on peripherals such as clinics and golf days.

I could hardly believe last night's result. What a shambles the club is going into 2017.

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28 minutes ago, Deeming said:

Can anyone tell me when we 'won' a section of a game after we went a man up?

I can't remember if we've ever done that.

To not outscore WSW after going a man up after 30 minutes in the heat was poor.

Considering how poorly we usually play against 10 men, to hold on for the win is quite an achievement in itself.

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