thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 The concept is simple, list two or more a-league players (current or former) and pit them against each other in a non-football related contest. Everyone else please debate the above question "Who would win?" Who would win; Jamie Young v Emile Heskey in a chiko roll eating contest? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: The concept is simple, list two or more a-league players (current or former) and pit them against each other in a non-football related contest. Everyone else please debate the above question "Who would win?" Who would win; Jamie Young v Emile Heskey in a chiko roll eating contest? Jamie would eat Emile and AND the chiko rolls. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Doubt old Emile has ever had one of those pieces of shit. Fat Jamie hands down. Who would win an arm wrestle between Henrique and Archie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who would win in a boxing match between Archie and his wife? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Embee said: Who would win in a boxing match between Archie and his wife? Not an a league player: banned 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who would make a better synchronized diving team; Berisha and Broich, Berisha and Ben Khalfallah or Mauk and Carrusca ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 This must be a bong induced thread. We used to debate who would win Bruce Lee or Rocky Balboa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Jovan said: This must be a bong induced thread. We used to debate who would win Bruce Lee or Rocky Balboa. Haha no cones just off season boredom. Archie would beat Henrique mauk and carrusca seem daintiest so would do the best moves and have the least splash(from the olympics this is what I've decided makes a good dive) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who would win ISIS or Hells Angels 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, strider said: Who would win ISIS or Hells Angels Depends on who's turf, Middle East ISIS In Western Countries HA NOT ALEAGUE RELATED; BANNED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Until I die Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who would win Orlando Engalaar vs Michael Mifsud Standing vertical reach 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Superman vs Batman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: Superman vs Batman? = box office flop also not aleague related; BANNED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 (edited) Some people don't get the rules. Aleague players only guys. Pull ya heads in. Who would you rather punch in the face Mauk or Nicholls? Nicholls for me and I wouldn't stop at one. Edited September 5, 2016 by n i k o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFC-FAN Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who's front door would you rather shit on Muscunt or Berisha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, MHFC-FAN said: Who's front door would you rather shit on Muscunt or Berisha? Not strictly a who would win but ill allow it: NOT BANNED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Not strictly a who would win but ill allow it: NOT BANNED Well I fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Who should be the next lead on Bachelor Australia, @Embee or @Embee? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Jimmy said: Who should be the next lead on Bachelor Australia, @Embee or @Embee? As soon as they show the Aloisi Out footage the ladies will be falling over themselves for a slice of Embee action. "Ooooh the passion!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 44 minutes ago, bt50 said: As soon as they show the Aloisi Out footage the ladies will be falling over themselves for a slice of Embee action. "Ooooh the passion!" Plus he has longer hair than most of them so they have what conditioner to use as a topic of conversation 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Who would win: Harry Novillo v Orlando Engelaar in old school piss trough sword fight, @strider to officiate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, mus-28 said: Who would win: Harry Novillo v Orlando Engelaar in old school piss trough sword fight, @strider to officiate Easily orlando he would knock Novillo out Edited September 6, 2016 by thisphantomfortress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 4 hours ago, mus-28 said: Who would win: Harry Novillo v Orlando Engelaar in old school piss trough sword fight, @strider to officiate make it a triple threat with sibon #tuckeditinhissock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Who would win: Sorenson or Bolton in a midget throwing contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 hours ago, n i k o said: Who would win: Sorenson or Bolton in a midget throwing contest? Midget being miffy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 19 minutes ago, Jovan said: Midget being miffy? You better watch out he uses this forum from time to time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: You better watch out he uses this forum from time to time That's why I didn't use @Miffy. Oh Doh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Who would win: Willo or Paartalu in a field goal kicking contest. (I hope most of you realise why I put Paartalu in that lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, hakz7 said: Who would win: Willo or Paartalu in a field goal kicking contest. (I hope most of you realise why I put Paartalu in that lol) Willo easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFC-FAN Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Who would win in destroying a players career Muscat or JVS? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 12 hours ago, MHFC-FAN said: Who would win in destroying a players career Muscat or JVS? Jvs easily. At least Zahra was eventually able to play football at the same level after recovering from dealing with Muscat. Unlike many others who have dealt with JVS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Who would win an elbows only brawl between Melling and Theo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 3/20/2017 at 7:58 PM, Shahanga said: Who would win an elbows only brawl between Melling and Theo? Melling no questions asked 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 (edited) Who'd win as the A League's biggest nut; Kevin Muscat, Danny Tiatto or Kerem Bulut? Who's City's biggest pound for pound tip rat / win at all cost / play the player not the ball / etc : Simon Colosimo or Fernando Brandan? Edited May 4, 2017 by mattyh001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 20 hours ago, mattyh001 said: Who'd win as the A League's biggest nut; Kevin Muscat, Danny Tiatto or Kerem Bulut? Who's City's biggest pound for pound tip rat / win at all cost / play the player not the ball / etc : Simon Colosimo or Fernando Brandan? Not sure how these two can even be mentioned in the same sentence tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Roy Keane or Kevin Muscat bare fists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 13 hours ago, n i k o said: Roy Keane or Kevin Muscat bare fists? Roy. Muscat only uses his feet at kneecap level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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