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Tesla    8,103
1 minute ago, thisphantomfortress said:

Well I don't know what they eat in Northern Greece.

Anglos :droy:

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cadete    6,083
7 minutes ago, Tesla said:

Anglos :droy:

Not our fault we dont have dem genetics of yourself brah.

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Tesla    8,103
Just now, cadete said:

Not our fault we dont have dem genetics brah.

The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though).

Nothing to do with genetics, just culture.

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cadete    6,083
Just now, Tesla said:

The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though).

Nothing to do with genetics, just culture.

Strong/10.

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Begbie    335

TTDIM: Selling a camera on Gumtree and being offered the choice of either a dirt bike or a quad bike

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haz    2,092
On 5/2/2017 at 5:50 AM, thisphantomfortress said:

Well I don't know what they eat in Northern Greece.

Can they even afford to eat in Northern Greece?

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Baka1    415

TTDIM: Getting pumped in the first half and going in with a 1-0... Eventually scoring again on the counter right after HT and the other team choked completely (score line became ugly). On the gameweek just passed in my local team btw

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HeartFc    2,552
27 minutes ago, Baka1 said:

TTDIM: The other team rocking up today with 8 players. Another ugly score line 

I feel for your keeper, probably spend 90% of the game screaming "start again" at your centre backs. 

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Baka1    415
1 minute ago, HeartFc said:

I feel for your keeper, probably spend 90% of the game screaming "start again" at your centre backs. 

I am the keeper.. Ya know what we nearly copped one or two today as well. Spastic centre backs 

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HeartFc    2,552
19 minutes ago, Baka1 said:

I am the keeper.. Ya know what we nearly copped one or two today as well. Spastic centre backs 

Thats shithouse. We used to employ the ol rotation keeper if we were up 5 zip.

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Baka1    415
51 minutes ago, HeartFc said:

Thats shithouse. We used to employ the ol rotation keeper if we were up 5 zip.

Didn't want to risk it tbh as silly as it sounds. Gotta keep up the Goal Diff as our league is shaping up to be a 2 horse race for top spot. 

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kingofhearts    3,337
22 minutes ago, GreenSeater said:

TTDIM: Watching Melbourne Victory lose

TTDIM: Being at the sporting globe watching all the victory buthurt after they lost

TTIM: Watching essendon lose :(

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rayv36    144
1 hour ago, kingofhearts said:

TTDIM: Being at the sporting globe watching all the victory buthurt after they lost

TTIM: Watching essendon lose :(

Was there as well, the silence in the joint was glorious. 

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cadete    6,083

TTDIM: Port Melbourne defying the odds in what is now "The AFL Reserves Comp" and being undefeated so far...

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Tesla    8,103

TTDIM : Budget night party at @malloy's house. Soda water and Excel spreadsheets until 9pm.

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31 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTDIM : Budget night party at @malloy's house. Soda water and Excel spreadsheets until 9pm.

When someone else has said it better first;

On 5/8/2017 at 8:52 AM, Inferno said:

Fuck you @malloy you are an old fucking dinosaur stuck in the past. Get fucked 

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mattyh001    423
On 2017-5-9 at 9:58 AM, Hackett said:

TTDIM: George Calombaris. 

Was about to say the same regarding his scuffle (now apparently assault change) at the GF.

Eat shit ya muppet

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strider    2,416

ttdim: students at private schools respecting me like a dictator

zieg heil

 

ttim: poverty public schools lmao

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Jovan    3,080
1 hour ago, strider said:

ttdim: students at private schools respecting me like a dictator

zieg heil

 

ttim: poverty public schools lmao

Wait till you have to deal with both sets of parents. 

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mattyh001    423

TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late.

And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up.

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Baka1    415
20 hours ago, mattyh001 said:

TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late.

And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up.

I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!"

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mattyh001    423
26 minutes ago, Baka1 said:

I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!"

Haha.

What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka)

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Baka1    415

The wog workers/customers piss themselves everytime. Best part is when they realise the name and try say it with a straight face haha @mattyh001

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Jovan    3,080
17 hours ago, mattyh001 said:

Haha.

What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka)

A mate of mine ran that gag to death many moons ago.

His name was Mal Ackars.

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mattyh001    423
7 hours ago, Jovan said:

A mate of mine ran that gag to death many moons ago.

His name was Mal Ackars.

:up:

 

Got a mate like that too, goes by Mike Hunt

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cadete    6,083
58 minutes ago, hakz7 said:

 

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LOL - How good is this guy?

His like the Grandson of the Exchange Student in Sixteen Candles.

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cadete    6,083

TTIM: My last day before a month long trip overseas...

TTIM: Time has literally never moved slower in my life as I sit at this Desk.

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Hellenic Hero    207
2 hours ago, cadete said:

TTIM: My last day before a month long trip overseas...

TTIM: Time has literally never moved slower in my life as I sit at this Desk.

Will you still post on your holiday?

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cadete    6,083
4 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Will you still post on your holiday?

If you have not noticed I rarely post on Wednesday (Use to be Thursday) and on the weekend... but probably.

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