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TTDIM: Things that don't irk me

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cadete    6,033

Hawthorn being incapable in 3 years and 7 games to defeat Geelong.

Even when having being up in most of those games at half time.

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dRoy    572

TTDIM.

Old people telling good, sports stories from their day.

Being able to get a seat on the morning train, where there is no seat in front of me! More leg room.

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stephaniexo    25

Following the first post; men in fitting business suits :wub:

People taking the time out to appreciate museums.

English literature.

Burlesque Dancers....reoowwrrrr.

Being tall enough to reach the stuff on the highest shelf in department stores/supermarkets without breaking a sweat.

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Alloid    10

men in fitting business suits :wub:

Attractive men please lols!!! don't want to see old chubs with their waist band holding up there groaning guts, unpleasant.

QVB in Sydney was always a good spot to watch the men in suits on their lunch breaks.

Was actually going to post this, but everyone already knows I am a shameless perve :P

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stephaniexo    25

Attractive men please lols!!! don't want to see old chubs with their waist band holding up there groaning guts, unpleasant.

Was actually going to post this, but everyone already knows I am a shameless perve :P

That's what I meant by fitting. There's nothing more attractive then a guy in a perfectly styled/tailored/fitting suit! Ughhh! Thinking about it now makes me want to perv, it's a shame I'm not in the city! 11am - 2pm is like a massive perv fest! Suit shopping with men is also highly regarded. Boys if you need a second opinion formal wear I am more than happy to respond. :P

Going with that, well dressed women. Not particularly in business attire but just covered modestly-ish. Let's go with rockabilly women; most do that well. Swing dresses, hells, red lipstick - you get the drift.

Another would be people that smell amazing! Don't mind getting close to anyone who smells brilliant but hasn't marinated themselves in aftershave/perfume.

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Alloid    10

yes a good smelling person is great!!

Not very fussed on smelling women though lols!! doesn't do much for me, but I can appreciate a well dressed female for her efforts :-D

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Baresi    926

Let's go with rockabilly women; most do that well. Swing dresses, hells, red lipstick - you get the drift.

Can be both amazing or terrible.

Spend a fair amount of time around them or knowing about them (brother is part of the whole scene) and personally, I'm still undecided on the look.

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stephaniexo    25

If it'd done classically and on the right lady I think it looks extremely flattering, but your right... on some it doesn't look so crash hot.

Another I'll mention is people being ready on time when I'm meant to be meeting them.

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Myki    143

girls with sleeves and nurse/diner dresses

Pencil skirts... Hells yeah!

the hum of a tattoo gun... And also the pleasure of the needle inking up your skin

Beer

Lego

Lowrider bikes

Angels and airwaves

Cooking

Trains

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Bannon    636

long legged tanned blondes in short shorts

melbourne beugs

phat pieces

that mad feeling you get when you wake up and think you have work but its a saturday so you just go back to sleep best.

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stephaniexo    25

Gifts with thought put into them.

Bad Religion & them being in the country soon.

When you get an amazing run home with every set of traffic lights you meet being green.

Changing lanes and feeling like god/hero because you didn't hit any of the reflectors.

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Myki    143

Was going to make a TTMML (things that make me laugh) thread, is there still merit for such a contraption?

Also a TTMYGM (things that make you go hmmm) fred

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Woody    642

Winning money in bets against dickheads that fervently believe their bullshit fact/statistic/story contains one iota of truth.

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macri    195

Being short.

Being 'cute' according to girls much older than me.

Being 'cute' according to girls much older than me that give me hugs while simultaneously being short so my face goes into their goods.

Winning.

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marteaux    2,109

Hot chicks at Heart games mirin me doing my thing.

Getting hugs from Macri.

Standing next to dRoy.

Barracking for the home team during Melbourne Heart away games.

Acquiring currency.

Jizzing in pillow cases.

Scousers cigarettes.

Chatting up 13 year olds on facebook.

Girls in Fred Perry polos.

Butter's nonna.

Listening to the Stone Roses whilst in the shower.

Listening to XS Project whilst squeezing one out.

Ando's smile.

The Graham Norton show.

My gang of likeminded scumbags.

Consuming copious amounts of alcoholic drank.

Trolling slags on facebook.

John Desmond.

Buying my girlfriend Fred Perry polos for Valentines day.

Talking shit around the camp site.

French kissing and holding hands.

Scrambled eggs.

Poached eggs.

Medium rare steak.

Girls in Fred Perry polos.

Jason Hoffman's smile.

Ratios.

The Michael Marrone chant.

The Tom Pondeljak chant.

YSBRC17.

KGB pre games.

Rachael Taylor.

Fridays.

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