thisphantomfortress Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tesla said: Anglos Well I don't know what they eat in Northern Greece. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, thisphantomfortress said: Well I don't know what they eat in Northern Greece. Anglos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Tesla said: Anglos Not our fault we dont have dem genetics of yourself brah. Edited May 2, 2017 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, cadete said: Not our fault we dont have dem genetics brah. The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though). Nothing to do with genetics, just culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Tesla said: The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though). Nothing to do with genetics, just culture. Strong/10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 TTDIM: Ja Rule 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 50 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: TTDIM: Ja Rule That's Comerade Ja Rule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 TTDIM: Selling a camera on Gumtree and being offered the choice of either a dirt bike or a quad bike 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 On 5/2/2017 at 5:50 AM, thisphantomfortress said: Well I don't know what they eat in Northern Greece. Can they even afford to eat in Northern Greece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 TTDIM: Getting pumped in the first half and going in with a 1-0... Eventually scoring again on the counter right after HT and the other team choked completely (score line became ugly). On the gameweek just passed in my local team btw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 TTDIM: The other team rocking up today with 8 players. Another ugly score line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 27 minutes ago, Baka1 said: TTDIM: The other team rocking up today with 8 players. Another ugly score line I feel for your keeper, probably spend 90% of the game screaming "start again" at your centre backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 1 minute ago, HeartFc said: I feel for your keeper, probably spend 90% of the game screaming "start again" at your centre backs. I am the keeper.. Ya know what we nearly copped one or two today as well. Spastic centre backs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Baka1 said: I am the keeper.. Ya know what we nearly copped one or two today as well. Spastic centre backs Thats shithouse. We used to employ the ol rotation keeper if we were up 5 zip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, HeartFc said: Thats shithouse. We used to employ the ol rotation keeper if we were up 5 zip. Didn't want to risk it tbh as silly as it sounds. Gotta keep up the Goal Diff as our league is shaping up to be a 2 horse race for top spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 TTDIM: Watching Melbourne Victory lose 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: TTDIM: Watching Melbourne Victory lose TTDIM: Being at the sporting globe watching all the victory buthurt after they lost TTIM: Watching essendon lose Edited May 7, 2017 by kingofhearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 1 hour ago, kingofhearts said: TTDIM: Being at the sporting globe watching all the victory buthurt after they lost TTIM: Watching essendon lose Was there as well, the silence in the joint was glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 TTDIM: Port Melbourne defying the odds in what is now "The AFL Reserves Comp" and being undefeated so far... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 TTDIM: George Calombaris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 TTDIM : Budget night party at @malloy's house. Soda water and Excel spreadsheets until 9pm. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 31 minutes ago, Tesla said: TTDIM : Budget night party at @malloy's house. Soda water and Excel spreadsheets until 9pm. When someone else has said it better first; On 5/8/2017 at 8:52 AM, Inferno said: Fuck you @malloy you are an old fucking dinosaur stuck in the past. Get fucked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) On 2017-5-9 at 9:58 AM, Hackett said: TTDIM: George Calombaris. Was about to say the same regarding his scuffle (now apparently assault change) at the GF. Eat shit ya muppet Edited May 10, 2017 by mattyh001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 big brother usa season 19 starts june 29 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 (edited) ttdim: students at private schools respecting me like a dictator zieg heil ttim: poverty public schools lmao Edited May 23, 2017 by strider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 1 hour ago, strider said: ttdim: students at private schools respecting me like a dictator zieg heil ttim: poverty public schools lmao Wait till you have to deal with both sets of parents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 (edited) TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late. And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up. Edited May 23, 2017 by mattyh001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 20 hours ago, mattyh001 said: TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late. And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up. I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, Baka1 said: I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!" Haha. What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 (edited) The wog workers/customers piss themselves everytime. Best part is when they realise the name and try say it with a straight face haha @mattyh001 Edited May 24, 2017 by Baka1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 TTDIM: Milo Man i love that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IssySG Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 TTDIM: Sydney losing the first game they played as A League champions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 17 hours ago, mattyh001 said: Haha. What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka) A mate of mine ran that gag to death many moons ago. His name was Mal Ackars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Jovan said: A mate of mine ran that gag to death many moons ago. His name was Mal Ackars. Got a mate like that too, goes by Mike Hunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, mattyh001 said: Got a mate like that too, goes by Mike Hunt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 58 minutes ago, hakz7 said: LOL - How good is this guy? His like the Grandson of the Exchange Student in Sixteen Candles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 TTIM: My last day before a month long trip overseas... TTIM: Time has literally never moved slower in my life as I sit at this Desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 hours ago, cadete said: TTIM: My last day before a month long trip overseas... TTIM: Time has literally never moved slower in my life as I sit at this Desk. Will you still post on your holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Will you still post on your holiday? If you have not noticed I rarely post on Wednesday (Use to be Thursday) and on the weekend... but probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 TTDIM; the words "thrice" and "aforementioned" 1 hour ago, Hellenic Hero said: Will you still post on your holiday? You deserve to be banned for this post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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