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TTDIM: Things that don't irk me


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Just now, cadete said:

Not our fault we dont have dem genetics brah.

The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though).

Nothing to do with genetics, just culture.

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Just now, Tesla said:

The first was for an abhorrent lack of culinary competence, the second for a complete lack of cultural banter ability, and the third for how triggered 5 letters and a smiley can get someone (some minor redemption for at least achieving a primitive level of cultural banter though).

Nothing to do with genetics, just culture.

Strong/10.

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TTDIM: Getting pumped in the first half and going in with a 1-0... Eventually scoring again on the counter right after HT and the other team choked completely (score line became ugly). On the gameweek just passed in my local team btw

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51 minutes ago, HeartFc said:

Thats shithouse. We used to employ the ol rotation keeper if we were up 5 zip.

Didn't want to risk it tbh as silly as it sounds. Gotta keep up the Goal Diff as our league is shaping up to be a 2 horse race for top spot. 

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TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late.

And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up.

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20 hours ago, mattyh001 said:

TTDIM: ordering from a fast food joint online while using a stupid / inappropriate name (ie the name of oh so many Bond girls in the Connery / Moore era), only to turn up and see the manager (who is now in the shits because of it / the fact they feel the need to change it) in the process of altering it so that customers don't see shit on the in venue order screen (ie like the ones they have in Dominos) after the manager realises whats happened too late.

And despite the fact that chances are that customers have already seen the stupidity, and whereby the customers have either seen the funny side or need to lighten the fuck up.

I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!"

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26 minutes ago, Baka1 said:

I just go with swear words in another language. "Order for Malaka, Can Malaka please collect his order, Malaka!"

Haha.

What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka)

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17 hours ago, mattyh001 said:

Haha.

What reaction do you get when the person knows what you have written (ie a Greek fella when you use malaka)

A mate of mine ran that gag to death many moons ago.

His name was Mal Ackars.

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