KD. Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 When your mate shouts the group dinner at the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 TTDIM: Mike Carlton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) TTDIM: Billy Brownless Edited August 7, 2014 by Demon_Heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Trackside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Trackside You can't be serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Trackside You can't be serious... Certainly didn't mind winning.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Trackside You can't be serious... Certainly didn't mind winning.. Mmm... I reckon you study the form and become a Professional Trackside Punter - It's not like they would ever rig the amount of money paid out on a Computer Gambling System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) The ol "number 12 hasn't placed in 146 games, time to load up." Edited August 8, 2014 by HeartFc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rofl @ anyone that actually plays trackside. Almost as bad as pokies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Fwiw, it was my first time playing trackside.. I had a couple wins, walked out pretty happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelawolf Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) from my experience pokies are a waste of time and money unless you are at the casino won $450 by jumping from machine to machine in sydney Edited August 8, 2014 by yelawolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Fwiw, it was my first time playing trackside.. I had a couple wins, walked out pretty happy. Good, never ever play it again in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 TTDIM: Power chords. The cause and solution of all musical problems 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Rofl @ anyone that actually plays trackside. Almost as bad as pokies. Without doing any maths id say Roulette/Casino games>Trackside>Pokies in terms of chance of winning. Would still rather put $5 on trackside then ever put a cent of my money on the Trots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Poker and blackjack (if u can card count) are the only games you can consistently win if you know what you're doing. The rest are just considered "entertainment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Poker and blackjack (if u can card count) are the only games you can consistently win if you know what you're doing. The rest are just considered "entertainment". Horse Racing offers the most form for a punter so if you are good at it then it's the most profitable in fact a rare few are so good at that Bookmakers and Agencies chose to give them rebates rather than take them on head on... I wouldn't bet at Casino myself but you are correct in saying Blackjack offers the Punter the best odds and chance of winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Poker and blackjack (if u can card count) are the only games you can consistently win if you know what you're doing. The rest are just considered "entertainment".Horse Racing offers the most form for a punter so if you are good at it then it's the most profitable in fact a rare few are so good at that Bookmakers and Agencies chose to give them rebates rather than take them on head on... Have heard about this. Tabcorp & Betfair do this for that Croat bloke from Tassie (Zeljko?). Something like every $1mil he bets they give him $20k (pulling these figures out of my ass cause I can't remember exactly) meaning he effectively has to only break even to make a profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs 2 Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Casino wars is the best game to play at crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Casino wars is the best game Black jack is much better, at least there's some element of control you have. Edited August 9, 2014 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chance What? Where does the casino make their money? Is there craps at crown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Casino wars is the best game Black jack is much better, at least there's some element of control you have. I like black jack too but doesn't cadetes favourite casino make the dealer not bust at 22? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Poker and blackjack (if u can card count) are the only games you can consistently win if you know what you're doing. The rest are just considered "entertainment".Horse Racing offers the most form for a punter so if you are good at it then it's the most profitable in fact a rare few are so good at that Bookmakers and Agencies chose to give them rebates rather than take them on head on... Have heard about this. Tabcorp & Betfair do this for that Croat bloke from Tassie (Zeljko?). Something like every $1mil he bets they give him $20k (pulling these figures out of my ass cause I can't remember exactly) meaning he effectively has to only break even to make a profit. Yeah his a neighbour of my parents... His the most successful horse punter in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chance What? Where does the casino make their money? Is there craps at crown? Yeah, there are a few tables. Not entirely sure as there are different things to bet on which may favour the house. It should be noted that when betting on the 50/50 odds outcome it can take for ever to get a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chance What? Where does the casino make their money? Is there craps at crown? Yeah, there are a few tables. Not entirely sure as there are different things to bet on which may favour the house. It should be noted that when betting on the 50/50 odds outcome it can take for ever to get a result. I was under the impression that Baccarat offered the best odds/returns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chanceWhat? Where does the casino make their money? Is there craps at crown? Yeah, there are a few tables. Not entirely sure as there are different things to bet on which may favour the house. It should be noted that when betting on the 50/50 odds outcome it can take for ever to get a result. I was under the impression that Baccarat offered the best odds/returns? I was also told this once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted August 9, 2014 Report Share Posted August 9, 2014 Poker and blackjack (if u can card count) are the only games you can consistently win if you know what you're doing. The rest are just considered "entertainment".Horse Racing offers the most form for a punter so if you are good at it then it's the most profitable in fact a rare few are so good at that Bookmakers and Agencies chose to give them rebates rather than take them on head on... Have heard about this. Tabcorp & Betfair do this for that Croat bloke from Tassie (Zeljko?). Something like every $1mil he bets they give him $20k (pulling these figures out of my ass cause I can't remember exactly) meaning he effectively has to only break even to make a profit.Yeah his a neighbour of my parents... His the most successful horse punter in the world. Obviously I can't vouch for this being true but I've heard he's pretty big on sports aswell and has over 300 insiders working for him around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Craps offers the best odds at the casino. Only game that offers true 50/50 chanceWhat? Where does the casino make their money? Is there craps at crown? Yeah, there are a few tables. Not entirely sure as there are different things to bet on which may favour the house. It should be noted that when betting on the 50/50 odds outcome it can take for ever to get a result. In my limited craps experience you cannot bet on the "true odds" (a zero casino edge bet) unless you've got money elsewhere (where there is an edge). Also the amount of money you can bet on true odds is often capped proportionally to your other bets. Crown are stingy as fuck and cap your stake at double. Some casinos are unlimited though. Craps at crown has recently been moved down to the poker room and it's getting much more popular 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) In my limited craps experience you cannot bet on the "true odds" (a zero casino edge bet) unless you've got money elsewhere (where there is an edge). Also the amount of money you can bet on true odds is often capped proportionally to your other bets. Crown are stingy as fuck and cap your stake at double. Some casinos are unlimited though. Craps at crown has recently been moved down to the poker room and it's getting much more popularThat sounds more like it, I really didn't see casinos allowing a zero edge bet, especially at crown, as you say they are stingy as fuck. Edited August 11, 2014 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 TTDIM: spending 2 hours cruising around an abandoned hospital today and getting paid for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 TTDIM: Cad's driving. Know's how to drop the hammer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 TTDIM: Cad's driving. Know's how to drop the hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 TTDIM: The retarded dog that knocked out every dog out the race but three in Maitland yesterday that allowed my roughie to win a race in which it should have come last... TTDIM: The new system at Coles that makes the Checkout Attendant have to approve your purchase of nuts at the Self Service counter that stops cheap kents from getting their rocks off by saving chump change by entering the wrong nut label on their nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 TTDIM: The retarded dog that knocked out every dog out the race but three in Maitland yesterday that allowed my roughie to win a race in which it should have come last... Haha its shit like this why I love the dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXJawsaXx Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ouran High School Host Club being on ABC3, I don't even care that it's the shitty dub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Kiwi jokes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 TTDIM: The new system at Coles that makes the Checkout Attendant have to approve your purchase of nuts at the Self Service counter that stops cheap kents from getting their rocks off by saving chump change by entering the wrong nut label on their nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartinHobart Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Being at Everton vs Chelsea live. Fuck me!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Being at Everton vs Chelsea live. Fuck me!!!WOW! Probably the best possible match you could've gone to! Everton almost made it 4-5 as well if Mirallas put it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCRC Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 TTDIM: Socialist Alternative being deregistered at my uni. As well as the way they're reacting and going to react further, continuing to discourage potential left wing supporters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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