Shahanga Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Right, We all get advice from our mates and family. Some of it is great, some deep, some not so helpful and some just bloody funny. Let's hear those pearls of wisdom now. I will get the ball rolling (such as it is): My guide, a mate who I knew when I lived in The Kimberley, who was universally known as "Jungle": "Never dance to Black Betty" For those that care: (goes way too long, got to be one fit dude to match the tempo in the Kimberley heat, especially if you've been doing your best to "rehydrate" for the preceding few hours, could get ugly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Heartspur Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 If you're not going to do something properly, don't bother doing it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Don't ever gamble again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Gambling fucking sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeys Not just trades! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeys The problem here is that a lot of monkeys think they are worth more than peanuts... Edited February 21, 2015 by malloy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 How could I forget this gem : "if we win we win, if we lose we lose." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeysExperts charge expert pricesif you think hiring a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateuretc etci've got these for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeysThe problem here is that a lot of monkeys think they are worth more than peanuts...and if they get more than peanuts, then offer them even more in a marketing role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Relevant to the trade industry - pay peanuts, you get monkeysExperts charge expert prices if you think hiring a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateur etc etc i've got these for days.Do go on tesla, drop some knowledge on us. I have all night Edited February 21, 2015 by sheepdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I would drop some knowledge on you sheepdog, but the best advice I've heard is from my boy Joey:I always call nikkuhs fools for wanting to learn the hard wayWhen I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I would drop some knowledge on you sheepdog, but the best advice I've heard is from my boy Joey: I always call nikkuhs fools for wanting to learn the hard way When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em Damn son thats bada$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 I would drop some knowledge on you sheepdog, but the best advice I've heard is from my boy Joey:I always call nikkuhs fools for wanting to learn the hard wayWhen I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'emDamn son thats bada$$wrong joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Haha I knew it. What a dick. Joey crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 My dear old Dad used to love this one. Son watch out for fast women and slow horses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 "You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous"- Dave Chappelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 from a mate that would slay any dragon: "the root you turn down, is the one you'll never catch up on" and my personal favourite "If you never try, you will never fail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbitm Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can't shoot pool with rope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 "If you wear the same clothes and listen to the same music for long enough, eventually it will become cool again"- My Dad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 "Stop typing and clicking so fast, you'll jam up the computer" - my old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyh001 Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 "If you're not first, you're last" - Ricky Bobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs 2 Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 You don't make friends with salad - Homer Simpson 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 'Its always better to have something and not need it then need something and not have it' KOH Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Is your dad a hoarder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Is your dad a hoarder? Of sport shit, yes. Try going camping with him, takes more stuff then chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Well this one is my own. Life is like a boxing match; whatever happened in the last round, when that bell rings you have to get out there and keep mixing it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 If you can't be used you're useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 You don't have to be a goose to have a longneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Sage Francis - Sick of Wasting is a good album 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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