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Faggot(s) is truly universal and timeless. Its my go to, in 31 years its never let me down.

Some recent applications in my life*

Mate didn't want to come out coz his mrs wanted to cuddle all night: "You're a whipped Faggot, grow some ball"

Annoying 13 year olds trying to rap on the train: "Oi faggots, stfu no one wants to hear that gay shit".

Fantastic word. 5 out of 5 stars.

 

* I was the faggot who didnt go out.

* Didnt actually say anything, it was in the northern suburbs, 13 year old carry knives. I was thinking it though.

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5 hours ago, cadete said:

Poorly Informed Leftist Nerds: PPL usually from Middle Class Backgrounds (who often attended Independent Schools) where they were not invited to parties and the like from the popular rich kids at school. So they get a dumb idea that they can turn to the Politics of Social Upheaval as a way searching for the popularity and attention they never receive under the rules of current Society.

The easiest way to spot these tops is by how they don’t actually know that much about Politics so they will just retweet/repost whatever has a Leftist tagline attached to it even if it contradicts other courses they have been behind in the past.

They are that person you know who is oblivious to the fact that they are still enjoying the trapping of Middle Class Society more than the vast majority of Australians despite supposedly supporting its destruction and would have far more to lose than most others if a Socialist System did come in place..

Wow fuck just @ me next time bro :(

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10 hours ago, cadete said:

FWIW the third paragraph rules you out on that Category. 

Haha yeah I know I was just taking the piss. Most of the people on the left these days (at least the loud ones) are like you've described though. I personally think Australia's pretty great and don't think many huge changes are needed. I just can't bring myself to vote for Labor or Liberal out of principle due to their views on offshore detention and the environment, not because of their economic policies.

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18 hours ago, HeartFc said:

Faggot(s) is truly universal and timeless. Its my go to, in 31 years its never let me down.

Some recent applications in my life*

Mate didn't want to come out coz his mrs wanted to cuddle all night: "You're a whipped Faggot, grow some ball"

Annoying 13 year olds trying to rap on the train: "Oi faggots, stfu no one wants to hear that gay shit".

Fantastic word. 5 out of 5 stars.

 

* I was the faggot who didnt go out.

* Didnt actually say anything, it was in the northern suburbs, 13 year old carry knives. I was thinking it though.

Original usage: pretty much the same pejorative as "poofter."

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3 hours ago, HeartFc said:

Poofter is solid. Well rounded and versatile, plus "fucking" can be added on either side depending on how fob you are. Doesnt quite have the sting of faggot however.

4.8 out of 5 stars. Would use again.

My old man would use fucking poofter bastard as often as possible. 

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17 hours ago, HeartFc said:

Poofter is solid. Well rounded and versatile, plus "fucking" can be added on either side depending on how fob you are. Doesnt quite have the sting of faggot however.

4.8 out of 5 stars. Would use again.

Generational thing I think. "Faggot" I associate more with the rather foppish Edwardian youth type with a weak handshake, high collar and long hair, and who wore velvet waistcoats. "Poofter" more grubby middle-aged men with gravy stains on their lapels stinking of cheap Woodbines and loitering outside public conveniences.

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On 01/09/2017 at 8:53 PM, HeartFc said:

Faggot(s) is truly universal and timeless. Its my go to, in 31 years its never let me down.

Some recent applications in my life*

Mate didn't want to come out coz his mrs wanted to cuddle all night: "You're a whipped Faggot, grow some ball"

Annoying 13 year olds trying to rap on the train: "Oi faggots, stfu no one wants to hear that gay shit".

Fantastic word. 5 out of 5 stars.

 

* I was the faggot who didnt go out.

* Didnt actually say anything, it was in the northern suburbs, 13 year old carry knives. I was thinking it though.

https://youtu.be/U-otAJrtY-w

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fucking postage from the USA

I purchased a high end , processing guitar from the States.

it did a grand tour of USA before ending up in Erlanger Kentucky ( Pitney Bowes shipping)

I then get an email stating " your item is undeliverable"

plus I had to fork out on Australian power supply item's to run this thing

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56 minutes ago, japiedog said:

fucking postage from the USA

I purchased a high end , processing guitar from the States.

it did a grand tour of USA before ending up in Erlanger Kentucky ( Pitney Bowes shipping)

I then get an email stating " your item is undeliverable"

plus I had to fork out on Australian power supply item's to run this thing

It can be very difficult the other way, too (not that that makes you feel any better!). 2-3 years ago I sent an International Bank Draft via Registered Post to a recipient in Texas, and the bloody thing was held in "the cage" in Los Angeles for six weeks while the US decided whether or not I was sending funds for illicit purposes. Australia Post washed their hands of the whole thing, and there was no way of contacting the US Postal Service, either from here or from Texas. In the end and at my request the bank cancelled the draft so it was worthless, and I had to find another way to transfer the funds.

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1 hour ago, jw1739 said:

It can be very difficult the other way, too (not that that makes you feel any better!). 2-3 years ago I sent an International Bank Draft via Registered Post to a recipient in Texas, and the bloody thing was held in "the cage" in Los Angeles for six weeks while the US decided whether or not I was sending funds for illicit purposes. Australia Post washed their hands of the whole thing, and there was no way of contacting the US Postal Service, either from here or from Texas. In the end and at my request the bank cancelled the draft so it was worthless, and I had to find another way to transfer the funds.

A cage fight hey?

Anyway these days bitcoin would take those suckers out of the loop.

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2 hours ago, jeffplz said:

Meanwhile I don't even know @thisphantomfortress ' full name. Please find my instagram @Hellenic Hero

It's not too hard to find haha, found him on facey I think. I'm confused as to how he knew it was me who kept requesting him though

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TTIM: The comments from dumbcunts on Facebook when ever someone gets attacked by a shark. (90% are from women with nose piercings who seem to get moist over news of a young man losing a limb.)

"serves him right for swimming in the sharks natural habitat." 

"stay out of the water you moron duhhhh" 

These fucking genius' have combined virtue signalling, snobbery and a mind boggling lack of self awareness. Half these sluts stumble around *insert capital city* drunk as a ukrainian skunk every weekend but if you suggest not to do so due to rape, they'll loose their fucking minds. Not only that but when do cunts ever talk about animals and their natural habitat when someone gets fucked up by a dog or snake.

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, HeartFc said:

TTIM: The comments from dumbcunts on Facebook when ever someone gets attacked by a shark. (90% are from women with nose piercings who seem to get moist over news of a young man losing a limb.)

"serves him right for swimming in the sharks natural habitat." 

"stay out of the water you moron duhhhh" 

These fucking genius' have combined virtue signalling, snobbery and a mind boggling lack of self awareness. Half these sluts stumble around *insert capital city* drunk as a ukrainian skunk every weekend but if you suggest not to do so due to rape, they'll loose their fucking minds. Not only that but when do cunts ever talk about animals and their natural habitat when someone gets fucked up by a dog or snake.

Cis white male

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TTIM: r u ok bullshit

Can't all the attention seeking losers go back to jumping on left wing political bandwagons for their social media validation rather than trivialising a serious disease by implying that 4 fucking letters are going to make a difference?

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4 minutes ago, City Of Salem said:

ttim: people actually voting yes. What a genuine laugh 

 “I’m homophobic in the same sense I’m arachnopobic. I’m not scared of spiders. I’m not scared of gays, but I would scream if I saw one in my bath.”

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8 minutes ago, haz said:

 “I’m homophobic in the same sense I’m arachnopobic. I’m not scared of spiders. I’m not scared of gays, but I would scream if I saw one in my bath.”

fwiw i am not homophobic (one of my closest friends is gay. really, really gay -- even he doesn't give a stuff about this great clustercrap). i just think:

1- Its a legitimate waste of time and more importantly, money (high st is a mess and you're spending my tax money on what?)

2- marriage is a religious ideology (history depicts it so) and not just a "christian" ideology. 

3- gays typically dislike religion, so why would they want to invest in a traditionally religious practice? 

the whole thing just reeks of left wing victimism. 

bloody trying to apply for a night shift role for extra cash and i see this:

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how don't i get triggered? jesus this is retarded

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