Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: I think it's time to reveal something. The whole thing was a pisstake. Yes, I am 15, and yes, I do have a crush on a girl, but no, this Colombian girl never existed. My mum would murder me if I had a girlfriend ffs. I just did so that you guys knew who I was. No shit it's a pisstake but it was still good fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 In before @Hellenic Hero is revelaed to be a 38 year old saddo that still lives with his mum. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Tesla said: No shit it's a pisstake but it was still good fun. It's ok to admit you got had by it Tes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, bt50 said: In before @Hellenic Hero is revelaed to be a 38 year old saddo that still lives with his mum. That's not true, I'll even come down to the terrace on Friday so you lads know who I am! But who in the terrace should I look for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 29 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Everything is, except Rick's search for the McDonald' Szechuan sauce I reject nihilism. Yes life is devoid of an objective point, or at least we are a creature so intelligent that we simplified the acheivement of the point (living long enough to reproduce) to not be something that needs to take up our entire existence. But that's the beauty, that we then have the opportunity to create our own point of life. To find our own source of happiness. And that's exactly why I'm a libertarian, because it's for each individual to have the freedom to pursuit this in their own way. Yes there is an established meta, get a good job, get married, buy a house, have kids, and I'm sure there is a good reason that meta exists and it's probably a good option. But we also live in a time that the established meta is being challenge and altered greatly and perhaps more so than any other point in time. You can be gay, you can be straight and not have kids or even get married, you can be a nomad and work from random locations in the world, you can make a living playing video games or taking photos of yourself or selling chocolate coated cockroaches. Maybe this is the problem and why more people seem to be confused and disillusioned than ever, with the established meta in turmoil there are too many options. Too many decisions and paths to consider. Maybe maybe not. Fucked if I know. But fuck nihilism that's for sure. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Hellenic Hero is striders multi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, n i k o said: It's ok to admit you got had by it Tes Pretty sure I was the first to call shenanigans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Everything is, except Rick's search for the McDonald' Szechuan sauce I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was fake! I’m by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begbie Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 TTIM: Cyclists that bring their bikes on public transport, especially during peak times TTIM: People that bring fried fast food on public transport and stink out the whole carriage of grease even after they've left 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 TTIM: Having your car egged. Pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Baka1 said: TTIM: Having your car egged. Pricks Pretty 90s thing to do... pegging eggs from the back window of Maroon VN Commodore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, cadete said: Pretty 90s thing to do... pegging eggs from the back window of Maroon VN Commodore. TTDIM : when some cunts egged my house and my dad chased them in his car as they ran away and then made them clean it all up after catching them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 TTIM very much indeed. My wife, 42 years an Australian citizen, hassled by Immigration at Melbourne Airport 11.00 p.m. last night. Unacceptable and hurtful. Luckily we were together and I kept my cool, otherwise I might not be posting today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, jw1739 said: TTIM very much indeed. My wife, 42 years an Australian citizen, hassled by Immigration at Melbourne Airport 11.00 p.m. last night. Unacceptable and hurtful. Luckily we were together and I kept my cool, otherwise I might not be posting today. Firstly, I hope you enjoyed the time overseas. Secondly, does she look like a pesky foreigner? If she doesn't it's probably so they don't get accused of "racial profiling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, thisphantomfortress said: Firstly, I hope you enjoyed the time overseas. Secondly, does she look like a pesky foreigner? If she doesn't it's probably so they don't get accused of "racial profiling" Australian passport, but what I've highlighted is what I suspect is just exactly what they were doing. A great break in Hong Kong soured by the worst airport in the world. We were on the only flight at that time, but two hours to clear immigration and customs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 hours ago, jw1739 said: Australian passport, but what I've highlighted is what I suspect is just exactly what they were doing. A great break in Hong Kong soured by the worst airport in the world. We were on the only flight at that time, but two hours to clear immigration and customs. Reminds me of Customs in London a couple years back, believe me I am not pro brexit but I got fucken annoyed. I had two cops question me on what I did who I was... As the whole of all of their my hatred rivals from past wars walk on by. It was very obvious that they were just trying to work out if I was a Aussie Surfer, but we deserve Group One Customs Service for our efforts for the Empire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, cadete said: Reminds me of Customs in London a couple years back, believe me I am not pro brexit but I got fucken annoyed. I had two cops question me on what I did who I was... As the whole of all of their my hatred rivals from past wars walk on by. It was very obvious that they were just trying to work out if I was a Aussie Surfer, but we deserve Group One Customs Service for our efforts for the Empire. I found everywhere in EU treated an Australian passport like a fucking Syrian passport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Biggest irony is that UAE was probably the worst, why can't they just check if they've sent me a cheque to find out if I'm a terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 11 hours ago, cadete said: Reminds me of Customs in London a couple years back, believe me I am not pro brexit but I got fucken annoyed. I had two cops question me on what I did who I was... As the whole of all of their my hatred rivals from past wars walk on by. It was very obvious that they were just trying to work out if I was a Aussie Surfer, but we deserve Group One Customs Service for our efforts for the Empire. You are not alone. I was born there but of course now travel on my only passport - Australian. Believe me, on one of the rare times that I've returned (for work purposes) I was hassled. By, of all people, a Sikh copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 TTDIM; In Brazil they all loved our passports because they had kangaroo's on them so they showed all their customs mates, in Uruguay they gave us kitkats at the start of the line. My worst experience though was NY, I had come off a flight from Beijing and I'm pretty sure they thought I was a commie spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 Meh, as annoying as it can be at the time, I'm just glad border and airport security are doing their jobs properly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, bt50 said: Meh, as annoying as it can be at the time, I'm just glad border and airport security are doing their jobs properly. Typical BigoT50, being reasonable and looking at the bigger picture. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, bt50 said: Meh, as annoying as it can be at the time, I'm just glad border and airport security are doing their jobs properly. They're not doing their jobs properly when they're wasting their time worrying about my wife just because she's five years' older than her passport photograph. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, jw1739 said: They're not doing their jobs properly when they're wasting their time worrying about my wife just because she's five years' older than her passport photograph. Plus they can be thorough without being dicks about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Victoria's public transport infrastructure. It seems that every time it rains train services get interrupted. Why not just get out there and fix some of these problems once and for all? Other countries can drill tunnels through mountains but we can't get a bit of water off a railway track at Prahran? FMD. Edited April 10, 2017 by jw1739 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, jw1739 said: TTIM: Victoria's public transport infrastructure. It seems that every time it rains train services get interrupted. Why not just get out there and fix some of these problems once and for all? Other countries can drill tunnels through mountains but we can't get a bit of water off a railway track at Prahran? FMD. Similar to that, TTIM: The state government plan to upgrade Flinders Street Station. Why upgrade a station that resides on a Public Transport system that isn't even weatherproofed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Rain drops, trains stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, jw1739 said: TTIM: Victoria's public transport infrastructure. It seems that every time it rains train services get interrupted. Why not just get out there and fix some of these problems once and for all? Other countries can drill tunnels through mountains but we can't get a bit of water off a railway track at Prahran? FMD. How many hoops need to be jumped through before such a change can be made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 (edited) Just makes you realise how much needs to be spent getting the current system to an adequate level (like what's happening with level crossing removals) and therefore how far away any expansion of the metro network is apart from electrifying the Melton line (which should be part of the metro tunnel project tbh) and maybe an airport line. Dunno why people buy land/houses in new estates that will never get a train line. Edited April 10, 2017 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 TTIM: Arriving at the German registration office 30 minutes before opening and there already being a 20+ person line. TTIM: Being the shortest male in Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, haz said: TTIM: Arriving at the German registration office 30 minutes before opening and there already being a 20+ person line. TTIM: Being the shortest male in Germany Try getting a visa in Serbia. People sleep on the footpath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 TTIM: Oh, God, the prospect of several weeks of drivel, dribble and drool over Sydney FC playing Liverpool... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, jw1739 said: TTIM: Oh, God, the prospect of several weeks of drivel, dribble and drool over Sydney FC playing Liverpool... But we get another "YWNA Moment"? As in 100,000 singing a song of a Scoreboard with Scarves in the air prior to ninety minutes of pretty much absolute Silence. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 its fantastic isn't it!!!! The greatest club in the world coming back to Australia!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Shahanga said: its fantastic isn't it!!!! The greatest club in the world coming back to Australia!!! Looks like you're walking alone so far... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 There isnt a more cringeworthy club in the world than Liverpool. It's probably not even their fault, just the millions of fan boys. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, bt50 said: There isnt a more cringeworthy club in the world than Liverpool. It's probably not even their fault, just the millions of fan boys. I would add Manchester United and Barcelona. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, bt50 said: There isnt a more cringeworthy club in the world than Liverpool. It's probably not even their fault, just the millions of fan boys. Easily my most hated club. Mostly cause of the Aussie based fans that reckon they have some spiritual connection to merseyside despite being born in Surrey Hills to Greek parents. Brings me so much joy to know they've never won the league in my life time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jovan said: I would add Manchester United and Barcelona. Barca are far cringier than United but still behind Liverpool in the cringe stakes IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Embee said: Barca are far cringier than United but still behind Liverpool in the cringe stakes IMO. I blame that FIFA game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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