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TTIM: Things That Irk Me

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TTIM: Driving down a short stretch of road with way too many speed bumps.

A mate of mine lives past 'the crossway" street in East keilor, whenever i drive down this street i swear i can't go faster then 10km/h due to all the speed bumps.

they are there for a reason, so many dickheads in the area

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Facebook Herbalife Wankers.

 

No one gives fuck about your gay cult or your new positive outlook on life.  Just because you're not fat doesn't mean you're not a fucking idiot... in fact fat people are less annoying most of the time coz they're too busy eating and hating themselves.

 

If I have to see one more group photo of a bunch of fucking bent gimps cunts gathered around some shitty gym holding gay little herb mugs ill burn down every old folks home, children's hospital and 3 legged lost puppy centres in Melbourne, piss on the charred remains and neck myself using my own cock. 

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TTIM:

Alarm goes off, I always turn it off and go right back to sleep

Start having multiple alarms set a few minutes apart, eventually this no longer works and I am able to turn them all off in my sleep

Install an app that makes me do maths equations to turn off my alarm

Start with basic arithmetic, eventually stops working as well, I do the math and continue sleeping

Slowly progress to the hardest difficulty level

Start having multiple of these alarms, eventually I still adapt and can turn off multiple of these

Start putting alarm on the other side of my room

Basically at the point now where I sleep walk to my phone on the other side of my bedroom, solve multiple differential equations in my sleep, and go back to bed.

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TTIM:

Alarm goes off, I always turn it off and go right back to sleep

Start having multiple alarms set a few minutes apart, eventually this no longer works and I am able to turn them all off in my sleep

Install an app that makes me do maths equations to turn off my alarm

Start with basic arithmetic, eventually stops working as well, I do the math and continue sleeping

Slowly progress to the hardest difficulty level

Start having multiple of these alarms, eventually I still adapt and can turn off multiple of these

Start putting alarm on the other side of my room

Basically at the point now where I sleep walk to my phone on the other side of my bedroom, solve multiple differential equations in my sleep, and go back to bed.

Get your girlfriend to drop a Bucket of Water on your head... it should do the trick.

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Fell asleep on the train going home last night and woke up in fucking wendouree..

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Fell asleep on the train going home last night and woke up in fucking wendouree..

Demon Heart: Not an idiot since 1966

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Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time.

 

Correct.

 

Unless they are of the Cat or Bear variety. ;)

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Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time.

 

House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV"

 

TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik  from 1953..

 

Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night.

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Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time.

 

House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV"

 

TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik  from 1953..

 

Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night.

 

 

That applies to everyone who does something that is even slightly non-mainstream and feels the need to tell me about it every other day. I know you don't watch TV, you told me last week, right after telling me for the third time that day that you only buy organic food from a little store on Lygon street. I don't care.

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Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time.

 

House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV"

 

TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik  from 1953..

 

Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night.

 

 

That applies to everyone who does something that is even slightly non-mainstream and feels the need to tell me about it every other day. I know you don't watch TV, you told me last week, right after telling me for the third time that day that you only buy organic food from a little store on Lygon street. I don't care.

 

So true... mind you thats still marginally better someone posting instagram pics of food they have stolen out of dumpster at Barkley Square and intend to eat. :droy:

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Not watching TV is a legit excuse tbh. I only watch downloaded stuff coz foxtel sucks giant fat cock.

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Agree, if they dont watch it, why should they pay?

Unless they agreed to do so at an earlier point and now realised they dont watch it and dont want to pay, that's a different story.

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Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. 

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TTIM: without fail whenever there is barely any toilet paper on the last roll in the house, you always have the dirtiest shit possible

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Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. 

 

Still rather listen to incest than the doctor.

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Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. 

 

Still rather listen to incest than the doctor.

 

Just give Lewi whatever drugs he demands, and let him wig out and just play tunes all arvo.

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TTIM: The increasing amount of fuckwit 12 year olds on this forum.

TTIM: The increasing amount of fuckwit 12 year olds in the terrace.

TTIM: The increasing number of fuckwit 12 year olds overall.

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TTIM: When the Mrs goes shopping with her mum all day and comes home with 10 bags full Christmas decorations for the house and funny looking tea sets for midgets and other pointless shit.

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TTIM: buy hamburger with the lot for lunch. No beetroot, no sauce. The lot my arse

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No other real thread to put this in..

But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help

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No other real thread to put this in..

But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help

 

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No other real thread to put this in..

But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help

Can vouch... Demon_Heart is not an idiot.

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TTIM: When your misses breaks up with you but comes crawling back the next week.

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TTIM: When your misses breaks up with you but comes crawling back the next week.

Stick it in her arse during make up sex then you break it off with her once ya done.
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No other real thread to put this in..

But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help

Hi mate, contact Hackett. I'm pretty sure he has bunk beds in his room so you should be fine with taking a bed.

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No other real thread to put this in..

But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help

 

At least give us the details in exchange for some help

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Oh god.. I should have known better :droy:

Inb4 because I'm not an idiot

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Seasons start it was good. Early games, friday night games etc. now most games start in Sunday night and are at shit hours

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V-Line calling changes of platform at short notice so passengers have to go from one platform to another on the far side of Southern Cross station.

 

OK if you're young and fit, but what a bastard when you're recovering from knee surgery (like me), or with young children, luggage, or disabled or elderly.

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TTIM:

V-Line

Most useless professional service ever, full-stop

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People who say "first world problem". I know starvation is real shit but I'm still allowed to be annoyed when my wifi breaks down for two weeks.

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People who claim to be supporters but then are disappointed because we won.

I am happy we won, bit disappointed that it may prolong our time with JVS.

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People who claim to be supporters but then are disappointed because we won.

I am happy we won, bit disappointed that it may prolong our time with JVS.

Exactly. I don't think anyone is disappointed we won, the disappointment comes from having to stay on the same roundabout.

Had we played well I am sure most of the usual suspects (myself included) would be a little more upbeat but that rubbish match today does nothing to lift my spirits

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