haz Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 TTIM: Why the fuck do businesses have "Est. 2016, 2017 etc" on their logos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, haz said: TTIM: Why the fuck do businesses have "Est. 2016, 2017 etc" on their logos. Cause it'll look good in 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, jeffplz said: Cause it'll look good in 50 years. Put it on your logo after 25 years 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cadete Posted July 12, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, haz said: TTIM: Why the fuck do businesses have "Est. 2016, 2017 etc" on their logos. Because they saw Horda do it... HM08. Edited July 12, 2017 by cadete 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) Update on my life: Facebook Marketplace is fucking fantastic for weeding out retards. Jumped on tonight and saw a decently priced and modded vy SS ute, figured it would've been driven with some spirit coz the seller was some muztech/arab gym self type from the northern suburbs. Didnt quite expect videos of himself trashing the complete fuck of it. Sadly not the only spastic selling his 3th trashed car in a calendar year with profiles looking like an episode of "blokes world". ----- EDIT: Actually that reminds me of a "TTIM". I was watching an episode of "blokes world" like 10 years ago and they had a bit where some 45 year old crack whore would pole dance for 5 minutes. I guess it was an "ad" or something for a strip joint (can't remember). Anyway she was sloppier than taco bill cubicle but being in my early 20's I still cracked a sneaky and decided to knock a quick one out before bed. Surprisingly her snaggy tits and cottage cheese arse were no match for my giant forearms and low self esteem. I was just about to wrap things up when she finished the strip tease and it went straight to "robbo" whatever the fuck his name was, in a garage working on car, ultimately ruining the wank. If the timing wasn't bad enough already, my old man started walking down the hallway and into the living room. Managed to blanket the situation in time and he only popped in to grab something and left. Afterwards I realised I was only about 2 seconds away from being caught by my dad wanking to an over weight bogan changing the oil on 4x4. TTIM: Weird wanks. Edited July 16, 2017 by HeartFc 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 hours ago, HeartFc said: Update on my life: Facebook Marketplace is fucking fantastic for weeding out retards. Jumped on tonight and saw a decently priced and modded vy SS ute, figured it would've been driven with some spirit coz the seller was some muztech/arab gym self type from the northern suburbs. Didnt quite expect videos of himself trashing the complete fuck of it. Sadly not the only spastic selling his 3th trashed car in a calendar year with profiles looking like an episode of "blokes world". ----- EDIT: Actually that reminds me of a "TTIM". I was watching an episode of "blokes world" like 10 years ago and they had a bit where some 45 year old crack whore would pole dance for 5 minutes. I guess it was an "ad" or something for a strip joint (can't remember). Anyway she was sloppier than taco bill cubicle but being in my early 20's I still cracked a sneaky and decided to knock a quick one out before bed. Surprisingly her snaggy tits and cottage cheese arse were no match for my giant forearms and low self esteem. I was just about to wrap things up when she finished the strip tease and it went straight to "robbo" whatever the fuck his name was, in a garage working on car, ultimately ruining the wank. If the timing wasn't bad enough already, my old man started walking down the hallway and into the living room. Managed to blanket the situation in time and he only popped in to grab something and left. Afterwards I realised I was only about 2 seconds away from being caught by my dad wanking to an over weight bogan changing the oil on 4x4. TTIM: Weird wanks. fucking mint laughed ... I almost shat myself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 TTfuckingIM: chester bennington hanging himself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 4 hours ago, strider said: TTfuckingIM: chester bennington hanging himself TTIM - the selfish prick left 6 kids behind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 TTIM: Looking to the club room to see that theirs new posts.... only to see their being made in the worst thread on the forum, the game of thrones one :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: TTIM: Looking to the club room to see that theirs new posts.... only to see their being made in the worst thread on the forum, the game of thrones one :'( You got the word there're/they're wrong on two consecutive occasions Edited July 24, 2017 by n i k o 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, n i k o said: You got the word there're/they're wrong on two consecutive occasions Grammar Nazi's who get the spelling wrong ( we have all done it ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, japiedog said: Grammar Nazi's who get the spelling wrong ( we have all done it ) I well predicted this response. Just making sure this thread keeps ticking along. Edited July 24, 2017 by n i k o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, n i k o said: I well predicted this response. Just making sure this thread keeps ticking along. hahaha very witty, Wilde Edited July 24, 2017 by japiedog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 hours ago, n i k o said: You got the word there're/they're wrong on two consecutive occasions Isn't he training to be a school teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, n i k o said: You got the word there're/they're wrong on two consecutive occasions Thanks for that, I'll make sure I keep using the wrong one to irk you <3 51 minutes ago, Jimmy said: Isn't he training to be a school teacher? Jeezus it a footie form, canknot I relax a bit ? 😊 Edited July 24, 2017 by kingofhearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Jimmy said: Isn't he training to be a school teacher? Yeh seems to be. Gotta lift his game I reckon. 3 hours ago, kingofhearts said: Thanks for that, I'll make sure I keep using the wrong one to irk you <3 You seem irked, your in the right place. Edited July 24, 2017 by n i k o 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, n i k o said: your in the right place. You're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, Shahanga said: You're. Wink wink 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 TTIM: I'm not having a go or being racist to Italians, but I think their food is the most overrated in the world. Pasta is egg and flour combined and varies from different prices and shapes depending on where you go. Pizza is nice food but one of the reasons it's so popular around the world is because the Americans reinvented it. They made their own toppings and different sauces. If I was to spend $20 on food I would not buy pasta because I can make it just as nice at home, and rather get a good meal I won't be able to cook at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Inferno said: TTIM: I'm not having a go or being racist to Italians, but I think their food is the most overrated in the world. Pasta is egg and flour combined and varies from different prices and shapes depending on where you go. Pizza is nice food but one of the reasons it's so popular around the world is because the Americans reinvented it. They made their own toppings and different sauces. If I was to spend $20 on food I would not buy pasta because I can make it just as nice at home, and rather get a good meal I won't be able to cook at home. Being so popular and basically flooding the culinary restaurant market world wide has made for a lot of average Italian food experiences. Try going to a village on the outskirts of Florence or a small group of shops on the fringe of Maranello and you will see that Italians and pasta is the furthest thing from being overrated. Edited July 24, 2017 by n i k o 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 40 minutes ago, Inferno said: TTIM: I'm not having a go or being racist to Italians, but I think their food is the most overrated in the world. Pasta is egg and flour combined and varies from different prices and shapes depending on where you go. Pizza is nice food but one of the reasons it's so popular around the world is because the Americans reinvented it. They made their own toppings and different sauces. If I was to spend $20 on food I would not buy pasta because I can make it just as nice at home, and rather get a good meal I won't be able to cook at home. reported 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Italians are wannabe greeks anyway lmao. Fake wogs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Baka1 said: Italians are wannabe greeks anyway lmao. Fake wogs FYI "greeks" no longer exist, too much mixing with arabs and turks. Greeks of old had blonde hair blue eyes, u pretty much look arab but on the roids 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, strider said: FYI "greeks" no longer exist, too much mixing with arabs and turks. Greeks of old had blonde hair blue eyes, u pretty much look arab but on the roids Brooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Baka1 said: Brooooooo its a compliment, death to white man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Inferno said: TTIM: I'm not having a go or being racist to Italians, but I think their food is the most overrated in the world. Pasta is egg and flour combined and varies from different prices and shapes depending on where you go. Pizza is nice food but one of the reasons it's so popular around the world is because the Americans reinvented it. They made their own toppings and different sauces. If I was to spend $20 on food I would not buy pasta because I can make it just as nice at home, and rather get a good meal I won't be able to cook at home. First and final warning, never talk shit about pizza again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Inferno said: TTIM: I'm not having a go or being racist to Italians, but I think their food is the most overrated in the world. Pasta is egg and flour combined and varies from different prices and shapes depending on where you go. Pizza is nice food but one of the reasons it's so popular around the world is because the Americans reinvented it. They made their own toppings and different sauces. If I was to spend $20 on food I would not buy pasta because I can make it just as nice at home, and rather get a good meal I won't be able to cook at home. Got to agree- but I agree with Niko that Italian food has been far, far over commercialised, and the food you get in Italy is something else man, something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 UOTIH: Pizza and pasta in Australia is better that in Italy. Sure the bases and actual pasta night be better quality, but the sauces and toppings are minimalist and boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 35 minutes ago, bt50 said: UOTIH: Pizza and pasta in Australia is better that in Italy. Sure the bases and actual pasta night be better quality, but the sauces and toppings are minimalist and boring. You've missed the boat pal. Pizza and pasta in its best form is minimalist. All this extra depth of flavor is all bullshit. Fucking yobbos talking about food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, Jovan said: You've missed the boat pal. Pizza and pasta in its best form is minimalist. All this extra depth of flavor is all bullshit. Fucking yobbos talking about food. Sometimes. But a pizza with just cheese tomato paste and ham doesn't do it for me. Still good, but way down on my list of pizza flavors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, bt50 said: Sometimes. But a pizza with just cheese tomato paste and ham doesn't do it for me. Still good, but way down on my list of pizza flavors. That's the exact point. A quality made sauce. Proper cheese and a top notch ham or protein is the makings of great pizza. But above all the base is what determines a pizzas quality. Too many ingredients is a recipe for disaster (literally) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Jovan said: That's the exact point. A quality made sauce. Proper cheese and a top notch ham or protein is the makings of great pizza. But above all the base is what determines a pizzas quality. Too many ingredients is a recipe for disaster (literally) MIght have to agree to disagree there. A good old fashioned Supreme will do me over a ham and cheese any day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, bt50 said: MIght have to agree to disagree there. A good old fashioned Supreme will do me over a ham and cheese any day Arguing about taste is like arguing about which chicks are hotter. Each to their own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Jovan said: Arguing about taste is like arguing about which chicks are hotter. Each to their own. I don't know "My Gal is red hot, your Gal is diddley squat" Showing my age there. Hopefully no spelling or grammar errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) Chiko rolls and dim Sims will always be king 😍😍 Edited July 25, 2017 by kingofhearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: Chiko rolls and dim Sims will always be king 😍😍 reminds me of the "chinaman joke" again showing my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: Chiko rolls and dim Sims will always be king 😍😍 Nah, Marathon Spring Rolls reign supreme as a Flinders Street Station Breakfast prior to heading to Flemington... Edited July 25, 2017 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: First and final warning, never talk shit about pizza again. Probably the best UOTIH as of recent (even contender of all time). Almost deserves a congratulations if I didn't feel like slapping him over the head for dissing pizza and pasta. Edited July 25, 2017 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) Seriously. If you want the best meal on the planet then head down to your local deli with a tenner. Thick crust euro rye bread with a 2 inch thick butter spread and 3 layers of hot hungarian salami. ...and no its not just a fucking cured meat sandwich. Its life. End of discussion lads. Edited July 25, 2017 by HeartFc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Criniti's 2 meter long pizza remains the most delicious thing i've had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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