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Sung to Leeds United's "January 3rd" chant.

We'll beat the scum and we'll take the cup,

We're Melbourne City and we're going up,

March the 1st,

Remember the date,

We beat the team that we fucking hate!

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Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:

 

We pay for your ground..

 

We pay for your ground..

 

What a waste of money

 

We pay for your ground!

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Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:

 

We pay for your ground..

 

We pay for your ground..

 

What a waste of money

 

We pay for your ground!

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Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:

 

We pay for your ground..

 

We pay for your ground..

 

What a waste of money

 

We pay for your ground!

Already planned  

He swings with his left

he swings with his riiiiiiight

Archie Thompson

he beats up his wife

and

Archie Thompson beats up his wife (cunt)

X100

That is awesome!!! Can't believe no one thought of it sooner. We HAVE to do it. It's way better than the second one( but happy to do both). Well done champion!!!

Bearded Heart - Can we PLEASE give the first one a run?????

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There's only one Kevin muscat

one Kevin muscat

with a packet of sweets

and a cheeky smile

muscats a fucking paedophile

 

There's only one Kevin Muscat,

one Kevin Muscat,

with a packet of sweets,

and a Portugese tan,

Muscat's got Madeline McCann.

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This is how it feels to be city

this is how it feels to be small

you sign berisha

we sign David villa

David villa

David villa

Besart instead of Berisha sounds better IMO
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This is how it feels to be city

this is how it feels to be small

you sign berisha

we sign David villa

David villa

David villa

Besart instead of Berisha sounds better IMO yeh I agree, good point!

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It's a Man City chant that we sing about United, but it works well for any derby game.

 

This city is ours,

This city is ours,

Fuck off back to London,

This city is ours.

 

Obviously the third line needs changing so it's relevant to Victory rather than Man United. As a newbie I don't really know much about the rivalry and banter etc between the two sets of fans so maybe one of you guys could think of a decent new line for it?

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He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr

This one is actually amazing, 10/10 would sing.

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It's a Man City chant that we sing about United, but it works well for any derby game.

 

This city is ours,

This city is ours,

Fuck off back to London,

This city is ours.

 

Obviously the third line needs changing so it's relevant to Victory rather than Man United. As a newbie I don't really know much about the rivalry and banter etc between the two sets of fans so maybe one of you guys could think of a decent new line for it?

This city is ours,

This city is our,

Fuck off back to Tassie/Geelong,

This city is ours

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OH CITY

 

WHAT DO WE SEE

 

LOOKS LIKE DARK BLUE SHIT TO ME

 

WITH A KNICK-KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVE THOSE DOGS A BONE

 

MELBOURNE VICTORY FUCK OFF HOME

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OH CITY

WHAT DO WE SEE

LOOKS LIKE DARK BLUE SHIT TO ME

WITH A KNICK-KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVE THOSE DOGS A BONE

MELBOURNE VICTORY FUCK OFF HOME

Big YES!!

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Alex Muscat is a slapper,

She takes it like a hoe,

And when she's shagging Kevin,

She thinks of Kisnorbo 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :clap:  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr

Just out of curiosity did this one end up happening at the game?

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To be honest I'm pretty sick of all the juvenile sexist chants that many teams use. I want females attending our matches to feel welcome and valued. Stuff like 'she fell over' and chants about players partners & wives (with the exception of the Archie chant, he deserves that one!) reflect poorly on our club.

If we're going to sing about Muscat don't sing about his bloody wife. Can you imagine having to see that scumbag every day when you wake up-I feel sorry for her. The prick probably dives feet first into bed every night! And while I'm on my soapbox can I express my displeasure for the 'fuck em all' chant-it seriously sounds like something a 5 year old came up with in the playground. Get rid of it-no wit, no humour, no more.

I will end on a positive note-the Redmayne chant to the 'you're so vain' tune is absolute gold. Has me in stitches every time. And the 'Melbourne City Ole' call & response is working well and will only get better once the north end ga get involved. Rant over

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To be honest I'm pretty sick of all the juvenile sexist chants that many teams use. I want females attending our matches to feel welcome and valued. Stuff like 'she fell over' and chants about players partners & wives (with the exception of the Archie chant, he deserves that one!) reflect poorly on our club.

If we're going to sing about Muscat don't sing about his bloody wife. Can you imagine having to see that scumbag every day when you wake up-I feel sorry for her. The prick probably dives feet first into bed every night! And while I'm on my soapbox can I express my displeasure for the 'fuck em all' chant-it seriously sounds like something a 5 year old came up with in the playground. Get rid of it-no wit, no humour, no more.

I will end on a positive note-the Redmayne chant to the 'you're so vain' tune is absolute gold. Has me in stitches every time. And the 'Melbourne City Ole' call & response is working well and will only get better once the north end ga get involved. Rant over

In regards to the "juvenile sexist chants" you refer to, maybe seek out cadete to forward you a copy of the terrace inclusive act 2014.

I didn't sign it, personally I think women are fuckheads and if they feel like they should be allowed to attend a sporting event, then it should be netball or cricket and only after all housework and lunches made for the next day.

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Something to consider if people are going to get twisted knickers about it... You could always adapt fuck 'em all to 'take 'em all' by Cock Sparrer which is where the chant was lifted from by various(?) teams. Apparently the song I'm referring to is done in its original context in the US at least. Interesting.

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This is either a brilliant parody, or the most retarded thread in the history of the internet.

Not sure which.

This is either a brilliant post, or the most retarded post in the history of the internet.

Not sure which.

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This is either a brilliant parody, or the most retarded thread in the history of the internet.

Not sure which.

This is either a brilliant post, or the most retarded post in the history of the internet.

Not sure which.

 

See, there you go again! Poe's Law strikes once more.

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Melbourne Victory is a bad team,

They're soooooooo bad,

oooooooh victory,

Oooooooh poop heads,

You're bad, you're bad, sooooooo bad

oooooh bad

What u guys think?

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Melbourne Victory is a bad team,

They're soooooooo bad,

oooooooh victory,

Oooooooh poop heads,

You're bad, you're bad, sooooooo bad

oooooh bad

What u guys think?

Norf End Numba 1 chant 

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