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Oh AAMI park (oh aami park)

Is better than this (is better than this)

Oh AAMI park is better than this

Its goal posts float because its magic

Oh AAMI park is better than this!

Oh AAMI park (oh aami park)

Is better than this (is better than this)

Oh AAMI park is better than this

Coz its the home where the HEART is

Oh AAMI park is better than this

Oh AAMI park (oh aami park)

Is better than this (is better than this)

Oh AAMI park is better than this

Coz it's a proppa football stadium

Oh AAMI park is better than this!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_YFk4b6yeX4

To the above tune ^

YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER

YOUR UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER

YOU ALL FUCK ONE & OTHER

VICTORY TASSIE FAMILY

DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

DUH DUH DUH DUH , DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

(Repeat X1000)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_YFk4b6yeX4

To the above tune ^

YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER

YOUR UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER

YOU ALL FUCK ONE & OTHER

VICTORY TASSIE FAMILY

DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

DUH DUH DUH DUH , DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap)

(Repeat X1000)

As the KP Terrace sings for the other Tassie Family: Hawks FC. :D :D

And congrats to them on their gallant efforts on Saturday. :P

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Just expanded a few verses on my old high school's rowing song about our rivals.

To the tune of "Melbourne Heart you are our side..."

I wanna be a tard footballer

get high, get drunk be a brawler

go back home to have a drink

but first I'll go to centrelink

steal a car be back by four

shit, the cops are at the door

get arrested, go to jail

but cant see dad coz he's on bail

sad to say i've got no hope

but shit i love to drop the soap

VIC-TOR-RY ARE TARRRRRDS!!!

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We are the Melbourne boys (Clap, Clap)

That wear the Red and White (Clap, Clap)

We're off to see the heart, fuck up the taaards (Clap, Clap)

We love the Yarra, that's where the_____________ (Clap, Clap) *Not sure here*

For then those evil eyes they have no place in yarrasideee

graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down

i see graffiti on the wall - of the 'arts! of the 'arts!

graffiti on the wall it says we're magic we're magic

graffiti on the wall.............................

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

Even though this is a Celtic/Green brigade song I prefer this x99999999999 over We hate victory.

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We are the Melbourne boys (Clap, Clap)

That wear the Red and White (Clap, Clap)

We're off to see the heart, fuck up the taaards (Clap, Clap)

We love the Yarra, that's where the_____________ (Clap, Clap) *Not sure here*

For then those evil eyes they have no place in yarrasideee

graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down

i see graffiti on the wall - of the 'arts! of the 'arts!

graffiti on the wall it says we're magic we're magic

graffiti on the wall.............................

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards

Even though this is a Celtic/Green brigade song I prefer this x99999999999 over We hate victory.

As probably the biggest Celtic supporter on here - I say NO FUCKEN WAY. :droy: :droy: :droy:

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My father said to me one day is it red or blue for you?

And if it's blue you're out the door and I won't see you no more

And then when one Saturday afternoon he took me to yarraside

He said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride

You see the scum you never run, you stand and fight your ground

And when you've won on derby day, you're sure to hear this sound

Hark now hear the heart will sing, victory run away

And we will fight forever more, because of derby day

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If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands

(clap clap)

If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands

(clap clap)

if you hate and you know it and you really wanna show it

if you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands

(clap clap)

If you all hate Melbourne Victory (hands go in air)

All hate Melbourne Victory (hands stay in air)

All hate Melbourne Victory clap your hands (clap clap etc)

Optionally followed up by

If you really fucking hate them (hands go in air)

Really fucking hate them (hands stay in air)

Really fucking hate them clap your hands (clap clap etc)

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I can't say that anybody actually knows what a wanker's hat might look like, but I have seen this carried off to good effect in the UK

Archie is a wanker

He wears a wankers hat

He plays for Melbourne Victory and he is a fucking twat

He misses with his left foot

He misses with his right

And when he plays for Victory

He is a load of shite

Ohhhhh....

(repeat)

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It's a bit cheesy and more of a last 5 mins celebration song to take the piss, but it got a few chuckles when I did it to Glory fans the other week. You can put any team or nickname in there.

Melbourne Melbourne

We are having so much fun

Watching you beat Victory Scum

HA HA HA HA HA HEY !!

Repeat

To Moscow moscow chorus (maybe leave out the funky dance moves, but if that's your style go for it ;)

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