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Joel21
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I am not taking credit for either of these. I didnt make them up, but they are great chats that have yet to really be used and personally I think its a real shame. Please learn and bust these out on derby day.

You're Not The Only Melbourne (cant remember who came up with this one, sorry)

You're not the only Melbourne (clap)

NOT the only Melbourne (clap)

You're not the only Melbourne any mooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeee (clap x6)

(to the tune of We're not gonna take it by Twisted Sister

Melbourne I'm In Love (credit to FB for this one)

I dont care if Victory's blue

Melbourne's red and Heart is too

(*originally it said Sydney here but for derby think it should be changed to...) Harry we dont care about you

Its Melbourne. I'm in love

(to the tune of Friday i'm in love by the Cure)

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Sung against the visitors:

It was a long, long time ago but I can still remember how the first derby made me smile,

I knew if we took our chance then in the terrace we would dance and maybe we'd be happy for a while,

Alex Terra made me shiver with every strike he delivered,

Bad news for Victory fans, We've got an Argentine,

I can't remember If I cried when I laughed at that navy blue side,

A roar came from the Yarraside the day we beat the scum.

I started sigin'

Cry, Cry into your meat pie,

Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie,

Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye,

singing Melbourne Victory are shite,

Melbourne Victory are shite.

Cry, Cry into your meat pie,

Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie,

Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye,

singing Melbourne Victory are shite,

Melbourne Victory are shite.

Obviously to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean:

(I don't know how to put the video in the post)
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Sung against the visitors:

It was a long, long time ago but I can still remember how the first derby made me smile,

I knew if we took our chance then in the terrace we would dance and maybe we'd be happy for a while,

Alex Terra made me shiver with every strike he delivered,

Bad news for Victory fans, We've got an Argentine,

I can't remember If I cried when I laughed at that navy blue side,

A roar came from the Yarraside the day we beat the scum.

I started sigin'

Cry, Cry into your meat pie,

Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie,

Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye,

singing Melbourne Victory are shite,

Melbourne Victory are shite.

Cry, Cry into your meat pie,

Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie,

Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye,

singing Melbourne Victory are shite,

Melbourne Victory are shite.

Obviously to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean:

(I don't know how to put the video in the post)

Are u fkn serious?

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need to get this out of my head, let me know what you's think...

YOUR WOMENS TEAM....

YOUR WOMENS TEAM

ARE BETTER THAN YOU..

ARE BETTER THAN YOU

YOUR WOMENS TEAM ARE BETTER THAN YOU....

THEY HAVE SKILLZ, TITS AND FANNY....

YOUR WOMENS TEAM ARE BETTER THAN YOU

THEY HAVE SKILLZ, TITS AND FANNY.... brainstorm this, if someone thinks of something better please post as i reckon it is a bit vulgar for some ppl to chant

Van't Ships' Red n White Army...WE HATE VICTORY... thoughts please...

and lastly...I reckon always look on the bright side of life should be rolled out for next week... if you don't know that song youtube it, its a classic and appropriate for the mongs as they are the biggest shower of shite period and i feel like winding the fuckers up HA.

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Bump

With the upcoming derby we really need some better anti victory chants at least some with originality

Thought of this

I'd rather be *from tassie* than a flog

ohh I'd rather be *from tassie* than a flog

I'd rather be *from tassie*

rather be *from tassie*

rather be *from tassie* than a flog!!

ohhhhhh I'd rather be *an inbred* than a flog

yehhh I'd rather be *an inbred* than a flog

I'd rather be *an inbred*

rather be *an inbred*

rather be *an inbred* than a flog!!

Then proceed with other insults

The *.....* indicates the insult maybe someone else can come up with a better filling

Tune is

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the rebuttal to the 'the city, the yarra, we're melbourne all the way, ale, ale,' chant:

'this city, is ours, we're melbourne all the way! you're ____, you're ____'

fill in the blanks if you wish - ive never really been a lyrical composer but thought i'd oughta contribute as i havent done for a while. :)

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