Tesla Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) After a disgruntled Anglo deleted the first thread, we're back, and this time with sponsorship from: St Albans Supa IGAWhere you can find all your favorite Balkan brands: If you''re looking for Balkan food & beverages, St Albans Supa IGA is your one stop location Stocking both imported from Macedonia and bottled under licence in Australia Gazoza Beef Goulash cans Croatian confectionery Edited May 15, 2013 by Tesla 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyheart Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Didnt get any Kras for my bday from baka this year But a customer recently brought a few blocks into my work Edited May 15, 2013 by billyheart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Dis gon be good. In b4 Anglos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Dis gon be good. In b4 Anglos Like the only female his ever pulled... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Make way for The King of Yugoslavia in this thread: Edited May 15, 2013 by Young Polak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 As last time, 5/5 thread. How'd everyone's Easter go a few weeks back? For most Balkanites...gains were made that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Make way for The King of Yugoslavia in this thread: Smrt za king of yugo...like old times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrruCOZwxKA Vlado Chernozemski was maco btw. Edited May 15, 2013 by MKD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Make way for The King of Yugoslavia in this thread: I will actually tie your noose for you, u fucking imbecile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Make way for The King of Yugoslavia in this thread: I will actually tie your noose for you, u fucking imbecile And then I'll un-tie it and use the free rope for something else. I know that my cynical jokes would not please a lot of people, might as well hang out more often on the s2m/Deviate dirty joke thread then. ease up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Well this thread escalated quickly. Another 5 star Tesla thread tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 "that's so fooking great" "can I touch a little?" "Can we play In the bushes over there?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 "that's so fooking great" "can I touch a little?" "Can we play In the bushes over there?" "Maybe you show me a little bit your teets?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Make way for The King of Yugoslavia in this thread: I will actually tie your noose for you, u fucking imbecile And then I'll un-tie it and use the free rope for something else. I know that my cynical jokes would not please a lot of people, might as well hang out more often on the s2m/Deviate dirty joke thread then. ease up If you had many Balkanite mates you'd understand some are sensitive to little things like genocide and an assortment of war crimes. I wonder why? There's a difference between dead baby jokes in a specific thread and going into a thread specifically for the Balkans and posting pics of Mladic. But maybe you are too simple minded to understand that. Probably. Fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) Probably. Or probably I'm used to exchanging jokes of mladic and copping the nazi ones with Balkan friends back when I was in high school. Which then I got too comfortable on this forum and posted it without thinking twice, realizing my stupidity this morning Ill just shut up now Edited May 16, 2013 by Young Polak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Have had the pleasure of seeing this man twice when I was younger. God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkdxqdk1gxw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s01sYMBtRr8 What a beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 "that's so fooking great" "can I touch a little?" "Can we play In the bushes over there?" It's your money, put in pocket. As much as we all love these videos, Czech Republic isn't in the Balkans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 "that's so fooking great" "can I touch a little?" "Can we play In the bushes over there?" It's your money, put in pocket. As much as we all love these videos, Czech Republic isn't in the Balkans haha I knew this would eventually be corrected... ah! It's all the same place anyway! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 200 Czech crowns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm anglo, but when I talk about A-League or VPL or Water Polo to my friends most assume that i'm some sort of weird european ethnicity, so when they ask i usually say that i'm Croatian. What can I do / say to make the illusion better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) I'm anglo, but when I talk about A-League or VPL or Water Polo to my friends most assume that i'm some sort of weird european ethnicity, so when they ask i usually say that i'm Croatian. What can I do / say to make the illusion better? Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start. Edited May 16, 2013 by cadete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 "That's so fooking great" This is stuck in my head. Even when I had a good coffee this morning ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 "That's so fooking great" This is stuck in my head. Even when I had a good coffee this morning ffs That dude its the ultimate customer, never has anything but vast amounts of praise for the goods he consumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Marko Polo was Croatian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Can anyone confirm this chojek belongs to the Balkans? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Can anyone confirm this chojek belongs to the Balkans? u picku materinu is a dead giveaway you'd think. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Can anyone confirm this chojek belongs to the Balkans? u picku materinu is a dead giveaway you'd think. Yeh thought so, I can barely make out what the old bloke is saying though. The cops are fairly easy to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) I'm anglo, but when I talk about A-League or VPL or Water Polo to my friends most assume that i'm some sort of weird european ethnicity, so when they ask i usually say that i'm Croatian. What can I do / say to make the illusion better? Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start. Croatia's ruling party is a member of Socialist International Slovenia's President was a former member of the League of Communists Kosovo's government is centre left Serbia's ruling coalition are all left leaning parties Montenegro's ruling coalition are left leaning Bosnia's government is confusing but appears to be left leaning And most of these parties either in coalition or government are the direct heirs of the Yugoslavian League of Communists and Communist Parties Pretty much leaves Maco as the only conservative Balkan country. Tell me more about how the Balkans aren't left wing Cadete. Edited May 16, 2013 by Che 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Pretty much leaves Maco as the only conservative Balkan country. :clap: All your Balkan economic growth is belong to us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) I'm anglo, but when I talk about A-League or VPL or Water Polo to my friends most assume that i'm some sort of weird european ethnicity, so when they ask i usually say that i'm Croatian. What can I do / say to make the illusion better? Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start. Croatia's ruling party is a member of Socialist International Slovenia's President was a former member of the League of Communists Kosovo's government is centre left Serbia's ruling coalition are all left leaning parties Montenegro's ruling coalition are left leaning Bosnia's government is confusing but appears to be left leaning And most of these parties either in coalition or government are the direct heirs of the Yugoslavian League of Communists and Communist Parties Pretty much leaves Maco as the only conservative Balkan country. Tell me more about how the Balkans aren't left wing Cadete. Good Research Dickhead. But all you asked was what you should do to prove to your mates that you are an Australian-Croat? Please take this little spill of yours to either Somers Street Stadium or the Croatian Catholic Centre in Sunshine this weekend and let us all know how things turned out when you told the locals that "All Croats are Left Wing just like Most of The Balkans Except for Macos." Edited May 16, 2013 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Only problem is maco is governed by a bunch of incompetent sell-outs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Only problem is maco is governed by a bunch of incompetent sell-outs. .. similar to Australia, ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKD Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Only problem is maco is governed by a bunch of incompetent sell-outs. .. similar to Australia, ye? I wouldn't say our politicians are sell-outs in terms of negotiating our identity. They are relatively pro-Australian, as they should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Thread is now about appreciating Macedonia as the most right wing country in the Balkansbrb, 10% flat rate tax on individual and company income Get around us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) Thread is now about appreciating Macedonia as the most right wing country in the Balkans brb, 10% flat rate tax on individual and company income Get around us. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita You can see they are going places by their high GDP Ranking... Edited May 16, 2013 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Thread is now about appreciating Macedonia as the most right wing country in the Balkansbrb, 10% flat rate tax on individual and company income Get around us.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita You can see they are going places by their high GDP Ranking... 6.1% growth before the GFC, and has continued to grow even during the economic turmoil of the last few years, and is actually currently growing faster than Australia Not bad for a country in Europe, considering the state of the rest of Europe, including neighboring Greece who is a major trade partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 neighboring Greece who is a major trade partner. ??? But I thought Macedonian was Greece? Isn't it the same place? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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