Deviant Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.. I wanted my first time to be special Did you tell her that she has ghosts in her clothes to get her out of them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) An Arab was washed up on the shore of a desert island after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Arab. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the Arab man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Arab man had ever seen without Burkha. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Arab started to get 'those feelings' and thanked Allah for bestowing the moment to satisfy his carnal desire. He cuddled up close to the young woman and whispered in her ear, ' Would you mind taking the dog for a walk? ' Edited December 20, 2014 by mus-28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Meanwhile... In thailand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Happy Easter!! May you have a prosperous and joyous long weekend... Keep your kids safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KD. Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 When I first discovered masturbation at Catholic school, I was terrified - I thought I was broken.I couldn't understand why jizz was coming out of my cock instead of my arsehole like it normally did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Is that a statement or a joke? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 A black guy walks into a bank.Black guy: I'm looking for a job.Bank manager: You're in luck. We have a full time position opening tomorrow. It pays 80k, you get a company car, and full benefits.Black guy: You're joking!?Bank manager: Yeah, but you started it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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