Yanou Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 just decided to make a thread of anything funny that has happened to you today or recently. to start it off, today i got chased by a mum in her car (when i was in a mates car) for yelling out shit to people, once we stopped the car at where we were going she rolled her widow down and started abusing us and we just pissed ourselves at her. this continued for a couple minutes until she realised we couldn't care less. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Watched my friend furiously munt after eating a rotten egg flavoured Jelly Belly. Made a few bucks on fifty-fiftying these. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanou Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Watched my friend furiously munt after eating a rotten egg flavoured Jelly Belly. Made a few bucks on fifty-fiftying these. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Wtf do pencil shavings taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Wtf do pencil shavings taste like? pencil shavings 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Need to get me some of those. I though making the local Pizza shop apprentice mix all the dregs from the bottom of the pizza bar together and eat it for a few dollars was amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puzzles Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 at gym and saw some milf strolling past looking mint, then later that night i dreamt i slayed her box, wasn't complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart4Life Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 at gym and saw some milf strolling past looking mint, then later that night i dreamt i slayed her box, wasn't complaining How is this funny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puzzles Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 at gym and saw some milf strolling past looking mint, then later that night i dreamt i slayed her box, wasn't complaining How is this funny? imagine this happening to you, how would that not be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 (edited) It happens. Her and I laugh about it later though. Edited January 23, 2013 by Woody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Saw someone trying to get their scooter on a train. Will post pics later when I get a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 my mate opened some limited edition game for his PS3 for the first time, after i egged him onto do it. his PS3 crashed with the disc still stuck inside and has to pay a fortune to get a key which opens his PS3 to get it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 at gym and saw some milf strolling past looking mint, then later that night i dreamt i slayed her box, wasn't complaining I don't understand. TTDIM thread is back a few pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Sending bitter ex girlfriend pics of you with new girlfriend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 at gym and saw some milf strolling past looking mint, then later that night i dreamt i slayed her box, wasn't complaining 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanou Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Sending bitter ex girlfriend pics of you with new girlfriend lol, what was the reaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Sending bitter ex girlfriend pics of you with new girlfriend lol, what was the reaction? Numerous abusive phone calls, texts from her friends to me. I'm all for the #banter, especially when all I've gotten with practically all my ex's friends anyway - so there's nothing they can really say to get me good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyospliff Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Watching a Maori getting kicked out the pub for trying to take a shit in the beer garden. Good tyms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Pushed some old lady down the stairs at where a work. Never laughed so hard in my life! That bitch was like 'help me, i'm old' what a slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Pushed some old lady down the stairs at where a work. Never laughed so hard in my life! That bitch was like 'help me, i'm old' what a slut. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Pushed some old lady down the stairs at where a work. Never laughed so hard in my life! That bitch was like 'help me, i'm old' what a slut. Fair enough, brother thought it would be funny to post Would like to tell some funny school stories but i don't know who possibly could be on here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyospliff Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Unrelated but still hilarious, would've love to be witness to this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caddy Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 A few months ago I was catching a train in Rockdale (Sydney) and it was raining pretty hard. A middle aged asian lady in lady suit and high heels was running to catch the train when her high heel snapped and she fell like a tonne of bricks. I don't normally do schadenfreude but it was farking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 i farted today, was prett eeeeeeeeeeee funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Best stack I've ever seen: Venue: Mens Gallery upstairs on the main stage. They regularly do 2 shows that are similar where they set up 5 chairs on stage. The 1st is when the strippers give eachother lap dances, the 2nd is when patrons can get on the stage and get a $10 lap dance. The stage is about 1.2m high and most blokes clamber up to get on stage rather than walk to the steps. The glassy had just finished assembling the chairs on the stage, when the announcer made the announcement that the strippers were about to take the stage and take a seat as they perform lapdances on eachother. Old mate next to me thought it was the $10 lap dance and jumped up on his chair and on the stage, as he took his 1st step the glassy put his hand out to stop him and turn him away. Old mate instantaneously then turned to stand back on his chair, which wasn't where he planted his foot. Queue epic faceplant down onto the floor below. I lost my shit, he hit so fucking hard and didn't manage to get his hands out to break his fall. Poor bastard spent the next 15 minutes blinking like he'd walked eyes open into a sand storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 TBH, probably the WORST thread on this forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 i farted today, was prett eeeeeeeeeeee funny On a related note, is it just me who enjoys the smell of their own farts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 i farted today, was prett eeeeeeeeeeee funny On a related note, is it just me who enjoys the smell of their own farts? I perform the dutch oven on myself if this assists your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) i farted today, was prett eeeeeeeeeeee funny On a related note, is it just me who enjoys the smell of their own farts? hahah made me think of this Edited January 29, 2013 by malloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 i farted today, was prett eeeeeeeeeeee funny On a related note, is it just me who enjoys the smell of their own farts? hahah made me think of this Its what I think of every time as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 my neighbours mum walked in on her kid and myself fooling around... needless to say she was embarrassed and she grounded her son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I stole some lawn ornaments with some mates the other night. Was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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