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Posts posted by Hazzaverx
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i want to be positive, but every time i am this club teaches me a lesson for that
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When people are pleading for tando to take first place, you know our first keeper is rubbish
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gosh people are so touchy about new threads these days hahaha
this isnt even one of the worst ones
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Not sure if it has been discussed....but is the emblem on the new kits sewn on?
Sewn on
its not i hate to inform. mine is peeling off
has stitching around the edges though but 100% not stitched on.
thats the aleague logo though
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Duff already has the best chant of the lot. Learn that
well he doesnt
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How much longer are we going to try this "magic bullet" method of turning around Heart's/City's fortunes?
FFS stop thinking that we're going to build this club up by signing players at the wrong end of their careers.
whilst i agree we need good young players, marquee's are usually older due to the fact theyve had successful careers and people know who they are. Kennedy is still young enough, while yes carrying an injury, to have a few good years in him, and well known enough, in fact is a socceroos cult hero, to put bums on seats
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Sing with us, sing with us Melbourne City!
Sing with us, sing with us I say!
Sing with us, sing with us Melbourne City!
Singing with Melburnians All gaaaame!
x10000
Easy to sing, loud, and great fun!
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brad jones
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This is how I think this weekend will pan out.
The line-up is announced late, just as the gates open at 4pm. It doesn’t include Villa, but Duff is named, and Koren will start on the bench. The usual suspects round out the squad, aside from Archibald who replaces Ramsay at left back, and Mauk, who replaces Murdocca.
The game is already a sell-out, so we don’t need to worry about getting the crowds in for this one, the real concern is whether or not people will get a decent GA seat on level 3. By all accounts going GA might be the best decision anyone has ever made.
The roof is closed. David Villa is nowhere to be seen.
Kick-off is delayed by five minutes as some trouble makers from the NT let off a few flares and obscure parts of the field. The stadium fills with the acrid smell of fireworks as the sun sets over Melbourne. Clouds race in from the south and a cold wind blows outside the stadium.
The first half is a cagey affair, with both sides probing for the opener, but defences hold firm. The selection of Archibald at left back seems to be a masterstroke by JvS, as he keeps Barbarouses quiet for the opening stanza. Thompson looks dangerous getting in behind Hoffman on a few occasions, but the steel wall of Kisnorbo keeps these forays from being overly dangerous.
At the other end, Williams is making the most of Villa’s absence. He’s everywhere, popping up for crosses from Duff, and streaking past Leijer to put a few shots on goal.
And yet Villa remains absent.
Half time comes and goes, with the scores locked at nil all. Another derby stalemate is on the cards as the clock ticks over to 80 minutes gone. The sound of thunder echoes around the stadium as JvS makes the first substitution; Koren will make his debut in place of young Stephan Mauk.
Rumours of Koren’s injured calf appear to be well-founded, as the Slovenian international hobbles out to the middle of the pitch where Mauk waits. A collective groan from the City fans emanates around the stadium as Koren limps toward the young midfielder.
The roof slowly opens.
Dark clouds swirl in around in a maelstrom directly above Etihad Stadium as Koren stalks towards the hapless youngster.
One by one, the stadium lights are extinguished.
In the eye of the storm, Koren places a hand over the forehead of Mauk and closes his eyes. An inhuman groan from Koren, a shriek of pure terror from Mauk, then the crack of thunder announce that this is no ordinary derby. No, dark forces are at play tonight, and the blood of Mauk is already being consumed by a ravenous A-League marquee.
At the height of the raging storm, Koren utters the words handed down to him from ages past, and hoists the limp form of Mauk into the ozone-heavy air. A beam of pure energy surges from the eye of the storm and impales the hapless Mauk, as his skin sloughs away and his veins boil off into the atmosphere. Darkness flows across the pitch and through the stunned crowd like a roiling ocean of madness.
JvS stands up, raises his hands to the sky, and screams “SIBON!”. Reality distends and reflects back in on itself as Koren slumps to the grass, with Mauk nowhere to be seen. In his place, a towering figure emerges from the absolute blackness. Chaos. Insanity. Despair. Those in the crowd who have not gone insane from witnessing the past, present and future as one now stare in wonder as Melbourne City’s saviour calmly gathers up the ball.
Gerald Sibon has returned.
City go on to win 1-0 with a Williams tap-in in the 92nd minute.
i miss you. come back and capo again xo
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Maybe its just me, but i think counting up (1,2,3) then clapping, sounds a bit tacky. Counting down sounds a lot better.
This isn't sesame street
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nah turns out they found a large one which they originally put away for me when i first called. so they're sending me a new one and the original misprint as compensation.
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Just thought id let you all know, i rang up and complained again because they weren't sending me another one any time soon as stock doesnt come in till january in L size apparently. So they refunded me and are sending me back the misprinted one as well
so if you see a guy wearing a garrucio 19 jersey, dont think badly of me. i know how to spell.
it could say mutt on the back for all i care i got it for free
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2-1 loss
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Is removing clothes optional?
no
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so yesterdays game gave us a few good chants, a few bad chants and a few old chants that were modified.
personally, i thought the melbourne city are our side (Melbourne heart you are our side) modified chant was pretty awful. so here is an alternative.
instead of repeating after the capo, cut straight to the singing
Who's that team we all call melbourne?
Who are those boys we all adore?
They're the lads who play in white
making victory look shite
'Cos we're better than we've ever been befooooore
from 10 seconds
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capo needs to explain chants before singing first. everyone up the back couldn't hear a thing
and yes. its lelelelele
not ale ale auh
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didnt realise pitch watering was a tactic now. Manager mode on fifa simply isnt realistic enough anymore..
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good to see all 3 bays standing though.
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good turn out otherwise. Capo needs to address which chants work and which dont
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Active support seating was a mess. Me, my mates and plenty of other members were turned away as the entire section was full. The security guards were complaining to us that the club sold twice the tickets without expanding the area nearly enough. Not sure if that's true but regardless we wanted to be standing with the melburnians, not sitting on the wings. I bloody hope it's fixed for the next home game.
not to mention i had a 5 year old girl standing behind me in the terrace. Look she was standing ill give her that but seriously. need some age restrictions on the terrace. Its not a place for soccer mums and their daughters to enjoy a fine day out. Impacts the effort of the terrace's voice
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nah mate. I like it.
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Say it ain't so!! I will not go Turn the lights offI can confirm that Beardedheart in fact does not have a beard and is just a big fat phony.
Carry me home
Fold the terrace!
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
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I was wondering whether it was appropriate to link up with arms and bounce to this proposal chant?? @Beardedheart & @tomby thoughts on this?
you can link arms with me any time you want bby xo
100% terrace appropriate
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CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP WITH THE NEW THREADS IM SO DONE WITH THEM LIKE SERIOUSLY YES I GET IT ITS AN EXCITING GAME IM GOING TO WATCH A WORLD CLASS PLAYER RUN AROUND A FOOTBALL PITCH WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS JASON HOFFMAN AND THATS EXCITING BUT YOU DONT SEE ME POSTING ABOUT THAT. IN FACT WHY DONT WE START A NEW THREAD FOR THAT. THATS PRETTY RELEVANT.
HEADLINE
VILLA AND HOFFMAN KICK OFF TOGETHER WHILST GERMANO TRANSLATES TO BENEFIT FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE. BUT THAT DOESNT NEED ITS OWN THREAD. NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE POSTING THREADS FOR EVERY GREAT THING THAT HAPPENS, AND EVERY BAD THING THAT HAPPENS AND ITS GOING TO DO MY HEAD IN
TO BE HONEST THE THING IM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOST IS SEEING IF BEARDED HEART ACTUALLY HAS A BEARD BUT YOU DONT SEE ANYONE POSTING ABOUT THAT?! WHY HAS NO ONE ASKED THAT YET?
MATE CHILL OUT AND STOP POSTING NEW THREADS
rant over
is it just me, or do I get the feeling that this guy is a little bit upset?
nah i slept on it we're all good
Soooooo North???
in Melbourne City
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Why? theres more room in the south and we are only finding our feet as a new terrace, and might i say performed brilliantly. props to capo with no mega.
Dont think it will happen for many years tbh