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marteaux last won the day on May 5 2015

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  1. Finals Derby

    Fireworks up the ass if we win? Mate, if Heart win - we'll be chucking a barrel of gunpowder up my clacker and setting it off. Gotta bash some 15 year olds too, can't forget about the 15 year olds.
  2. Finals Derby

    Can't wait to king hit and kill some 15 year old victory fans post match. Go Hearts
  3. Just got discharged from hospital. Things got out of hand post game, a few mates and I fucked my ass violently with rockets. Anal prolapse has never felt better
  4. Your personal goals

    Also to shoot a nang into my asshole
  5. Your personal goals

    To be able to shaft more than 5 pingers in one session
  6. Tando Velaphi

    Everyone who develops a small affinity for our players and then labels them a cult hero is why we will never ever have another cult hero.
  7. Is this bloke even alive lol fuk him we have tando
  8. Round 9 City v Roar 5pm Sunday

    Shut the fuck up strider you fucking cunt. post reported
  9. Round 9 City v Roar 5pm Sunday

    I'm coming. First home game of the season. Better start lubing up them rockets, I'm comin in hard and I'm comin in dry.
  10. Domestic Politics

    Have the TV ads that slag off politicians always been as bad as they have been this year? Victorian elections I see nothing about promoting why someone should vote for a candidate but only accusations of corruption and incompetence.
  11. Round 6: City v Central Coast Mariners

  12. marketplace... sales.

    And rockets to shoot into his dear marteaux's ass
  13. marketplace... sales.

    Need money for heavily cut pingers on schoolies
  14. Marc Marino

    We haven't had a good young striker since Babalj. Good to have a young strikerbloke on the bench worth keeping an eye on.
  15. AFL 2014 Season

    Punch, pash or partner?