bazzatron

I have connections!

Was this back when you were cool?

You're off topic mate. Get back to footy or else I'll have you banned.

With no fewer than 11 holes in one!

I kicked a footy once. I swear it nearly went 50 metres after a favourable bounce. My mate was there, he saw the whole thing.

This is the only Hassel my phone has: https://coprocinephilia.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hoff1.jpg

My primary school dental van had a female dentist with a very full moustache. She had to have been in her 30s at that time. She probably has a beard now.

Wouldnt everybody outside of Newcastle sound like they have a posh English accent to you? Maaaaaate! Yoooou got a spare durry? Haha I know people from WA have a slightly different accent, but I have met a small amount of people (maybe like 2 or 3) who talk like they are extras on the bill and when asked about where they grew up they have all said they talk like that because they are from Perth. I overhead someone on the train say it today too. It's weird In my experience this is probably 50% the case. Wouldnt everybody outside of Newcastle sound like they have a posh English accent to you? Maaaaaate! Yoooou got a spare durry? Haha I know people from WA have a slightly different accent, but I have met a small amount of people (maybe like 2 or 3) who talk like they are extras on the bill and when asked about where they grew up they have all said they talk like that because they are from Perth. I overhead someone on the train say it today too. It's weird If anything you would think a South African slant would be more prevalent amongst PPL in Perf because their are more White South Africans there than in South Africa itself these days. My favourite slang word of all time has to be the use of "Big Man" that PPL from Glasgow use like we use "Mate"... it doesn't matter how big or small a bloke is he is always called "Big Man". I grew up using "Big Man" in a sarcastic way like an insult.

Imagine if we all had megaphones!!!!! And vuvuzelas! And we all blew them into megaphones! And dogs with bees in their mouths and when they barked they shot bees at you

Imagine if we all had megaphones!!!!!

Anyone?

Swap ya with my 2 tix L1 Aisle 8 which is next to the Victory active area then you can sell them to some fat kid supporting Victory that wants to be in da norf endz. Hrmmmmmm...no. But you can buy 2 of my 4 if you like.

I got 4x tickets on the wing, non-active Melbourne City Supporter, City B, section L1, Row 14, G $50 each. PM me

That bitch cut me off in traffic, I hate her articles now.