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HeartFc

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  1. TTIM: Real Estate Agents. *Incoming Spicy Rant* I understand the Brisbane market is retarded right now but these fkn scumbag human garbage have made an art of wasting people's time. First house I inspect is listed for $280k in Logan, I put in an offer of 308K after viewing (10% over asking price). Agent calls me 4 hours later and asks me if I'd like to make an offer over 350k... 25% over the asking price. I was gobsmacked by the cunts arrogance to grossly underquote and say "sorry its a hot market". Thats fine cunt, list it for 320K+ and stop wasting my fkn time. He knew very well it was going to go over 330K but wanted to create a buzz by getting 60 people to view it. What a fuck wit. Next house. Next dumbcunt. Priced accordingly but this moron spends 10 minutes telling me how many buyers viewed the property that day. Apparently 50 buyers viewed it that day and I was one of the last, it was 2pm. I asked what intervals he was doing the private inspections, 15 minutes... quick maths, he pumped that number x2.5 thinking he was going to send me into some FOMO frenzy. Didn't annoy me too much coz he was honest about the house and area. House was full of mould and neighbours were ice heads with a deck chair hanging off their gutter... must've been one hell of a party. (Last one really pissed me off) Next house was a little bigger and better area, listed for offers between 320-340k. I inspect the property for 20 minutes, take some measurements etc then speak to agent at the end. The fkn scumbag pulls out and hands me a printed building inspection from the month before showing the house failed and fell through based on a long list of faults. I drove over an hour to get there, then had to drive up the m1 in peak hour due to the open house being at 5:30pm, took me an hour and a half to get home. I felt like spitting in the cunts face. Best part was he was genuinely surprised when I threw the building inspection report on the kitchen bench and walked out without saying a word. I guess when I called him earlier that day he just didn't think it was worth telling me about the building inspection. Its all about creating a show and hoping some spastic panic bids way over. Shows me these assholes simply get away with treating people like shit and never get any push back. Well well well, Welcome to 1 star google review fellas. Me, my wife and my 2 dummy business accounts will enjoy giving our feedback.
  2. I'm not stressing about banana peels with this game. I'd take -2 goals at $2 at this point.
  3. Strongly disagree, daylight savings is a good thing. I miss it a lot and I reckon its one of the reasons why Brisbane is a ghost town by 9pm. Trust me, an early sunrise is a waste of light and its only good for those boomers who walk their ugly rat dogs at 4:30am.
  4. Craig Noone is playing like Craig Quarterpastthree. Hehe!
  5. Meh, we were always going to lose a game eventually. That would be 6-2 on another day.
  6. More than a 3 nil scoreline, I want to see Lachie Dolphins miss a sitter from 8 yards tonight.
  7. Adelaide looking pretty good too. We need to beat them by 2/3 goals before I get the vaseline out.
  8. Thompson the retard thought that was a penalty. If anything Kuol stepped on Conor's foot.
  9. Atkinson made that challenge inside his own box apparently...?? How does a former professional footballer not know the difference between own half and own box. '
  10. To think this bloke gets paid to slur his words and talk complete and utter horse shit.
  11. Mate, I'll do you one better. Casey Arc gym run by Casey council used to close the gym 2 hours on early on a Friday night coz of female Muslim swim group (gym was in swimming complex). No males were allowed in the whole building, even the security and life guards had to be female! LOL. I cancelled my membership after 1 month.
  12. TTIM: Grunters at the gym. Seriously, fuck off with your grunting. TTIM: Those same grunters that use the gym as some sort of fuckin personal training circuit. They set up 3 barbells and dumbbells in walking spaces and jump between those and 3 machines doing single sets, hogging the joint, sweating all over the place, fkn running, burping, farting, smelling like shit and just being annoying cunts. Go do that shit at a roid munching gym not a fkn snap fitness.
  13. Just a trip down memory lane lads. In the 15/16 season this bloke scored 11 goals and had 20 assists, arguably the best season in A-league history. Bruno scored 23 goals, 7 assists AND scored 2 in the elimination final... against Perth. ....Castro wins the JW medal with 13 goals, 6 assists. I'm still saltier than a Turkish breakfast.
  14. Should've got Adrian back to the A-league before he went on loan again in China. Still looks sharp. Green Line BTW.
  15. I actually think JMac is clearly leading it, stat wise at least. 10 games, 10 goals, 4 assist. Insane numbers really.
  16. Before the A-league even thinks about another expansion they need to pour 26 million dollars into a gold statue of Yengi strutting outside Marvel stadium.
  17. Ability and willingness to take on players. Anytime a player can display that trait he becomes a star of the A-league.
  18. Personally I wouldn't want to be part of an organisation which sheltered Prince Phillip and his pedo parties. However, Harry hasn't mentioned that once so fuck him.
  19. Being the ultimate pessimist, I can till find disappointment in that performance. We should've smashed the biggest winning margin in A-league history tonight.
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