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  1. Thanks to @Mike and @Forever City
    5 points
  2. A few short jokes for you'll The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 10:30. My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!" I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
    4 points
  3. I've no idea what Wazza will do. Either in formation or personnel. Only certainty is Malik to start. So this is my line up (if I was gaffer): Euge Bart. Jacobsen La Rocca. Jammo Kilkenny. Brattan Budweiser Kamoo. Mauk. Fitzgerald bench: Bouz, McCormack, Carusca, Arzani, Muscat
    3 points
  4. This has gone to a whole new level. So many people wandering around with Richmond merch on. The absoulte worse thing happened when I was stuck in traffic and a bloke in a banged up magna had a tigers scarf in the back window and was just pumping the Richmond theme song on repeat with all the windows down. Kill me.
    3 points
  5. Guys I didn't get anything the pack was completely empty. Just air.
    3 points
  6. TTIM: "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people"... yea fair enough but give the guy in Las Vegas a stick or even a hand gun and see if he could inflict even close to the same amount of damage.
    2 points
  7. Because the formation relies so heavily on attack for City, why not? Its conventional to ease someone in. But we need firepower from the get go. I would be happier seeing him on first half rather than being a sub. I think it will set the tone for the match. If the blokes fit, start him.
    2 points
  8. Where can I get these
    2 points
  9. Looking forward to getting back to the sausage stand
    2 points
  10. De Vanna has signed for Sydney. Hopefully she gets two footed this season by Goatlock.
    1 point
  11. Really just the midfield and CBs
    1 point
  12. I would still pick him - Marquee signing, publicity and the probability of a dream start to the season. Seems we are in the fortunate position of having too many good options to choose from. Now we just have to get it right.
    1 point
  13. No tonyik whatsoever?
    1 point
  14. Mauk has to start surely
    1 point
  15. I got mine. 4 packs and all perfect. Love the packaging, scarf and magnet are awesome. Much better than last year. Don't know what all you pussies are whining about. Come on city!!!!
    1 point
  16. I didn't get mine either Sure i haven't signed up as a member yet, but i'm still thoroughly dissapointed i didn't get one
    1 point
  17. Haz meme reminded me of this vid...human evolution has lead to this
    1 point
  18. Guaranteed starter.
    1 point
  19. 1 point
  20. I think he starts and its folly not to. If we need to withdraw him after 60 min so be it, but he's a professional so he's not going to be in an awful shape, even if its not as fit as we would like. I think they'll go with : Eugene Schenkeveld La Rocca Jakobsen Jamieson Brattan Kilkenny Budzinski Fitzgerald McCormack Mauk. SUBS Bouzanis, Kamau, Arzani, Carrusca, Malik That LW spot is really up for grabs for mine, but given we arent short on options i dont think we'll rush Fernando in for this one. Potentially Brattan might end up on the pine and one of Mauk, Carrusca or Malik (hopefully not) starts in midfield. Decent chance Muscat starts at RB also, with Bort moving centrally and La Rocca to the bench/omitted altogether.
    1 point
  21. Ross McCormack interview. .
    1 point
  22. The kids got one of those height posters where they can measure their height but 70cm is the starting point Lol.
    1 point
  23. Give it to the homeless. They'll never beg again
    1 point
  24. After reading and listening to most preseason predictions, I want this season to be over already.
    1 point
  25. PREPARE TO GET ABSOLUTELY FISTED THIS FUCKING WEEK BOYS
    1 point
  26. Timing. Pretty sure Williams and drummer are contracted. Oh and don’t forget Stotty
    1 point
  27. FML just like @thisphantomfortress I was due to post this one in the next couple of days haha
    1 point
  28. Decent weather? Forecast saying up to 10mm rain expected but being Melbourne I will believe it when I see it
    1 point
  29. After the first part of the sentence I was expecting something saucy. Oh well.
    1 point
  30. I wouldn't read too much into an intra club game.
    1 point
  31. 1 point
  32. He's arguing with his own alt account. Forget it.
    1 point
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