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Confirmed probs should have added I didn't make this, found it on ze twitter

on my way home from the salt mines one evening ( standing as per usual, I sit on my arse all day) 2 obviously pregnant women were standing, I asked a couple of guys to offer their seat to the ladies, one did , but the other said "she chose to get pregnant" mmm not a happy old grumpy bastard, so I said " your Mum chose chose to be pregnant, but maybe she shouldn't have bothered" guy was seething, he got up to give his seat to the lady, and gave me filthy looks on the way home But I got stung one day had to go to the big bad city to see a client, hopped on at Southern Cross for the trip home, there were a few vacant seats so I plopped my fat arse on a seat opposite an absolutely stunning young lady. Long dark hair, Spanish looking, skin tight gym pants, I'm trying hard not to perve. She keep noticing me glancing, eventual she uncrosses her legs to reveal a huge mound in the groin area,then crosses the legs again. I gulp hard for air and bury my nose in my book. thankfuly I'm getting off in a couple of stops

I hope it happens then

I'm not too bothered by most things but I just want to grab Munn and ask why NYCFC gets orange on their kit but we cant get even a hint of red? at least a tiny little accent, highlight, anything.

Gotta get a Manchester City-esque "welcome to melbourne" tifo for the derby or someshit? embrace the cringe lads

All McGregor brings is 1. The ability to sell the fight 2. The dumbest fans in recent history 3. Very little chance of winning. All Floyd had to do is win 7 rounds against a guy with zero pro boxing experience lol his probably the greatest con man in boxing history the only losers are people who are going to pay for this circus. If your actually a boxing fan buy GGG vs Canelo 2 weeks later. One of the biggest myths about Mayweather is he runs. Conor literally turned his back and ran in the Diaz rematch

I like it. Personally, I'd remove the white lines and replace it with sky blue. I'd even put the Nike tick in sky blue.

Caught the train in a mostly empty carriage to the city a few weeks ago. There was some guy in his mid 20's on the other side of the carriage, talking loudly on his phone. He was ringing up his "mates" and under whatever pretence he could come up with was telling them what he was doing that night, which was going into the city to meet up with his old mate. The ridiculous thing was he kept telling them what his relationship was like with this mate, or rather how they used to challenge eachother to pickup girls. What followed was the most ridiculous retelling of how cool he was as loud as he could with frequent glances out of the corner of his eye to see if I or anyone else was listening. He made the same phone call twice so he could tell multiple friends so I wrote down some direct quotes: "He's (his mate) a DJ but he is not working tonight so we are gonna go out for old times sake...we pretty much had a challenge to see who could pull the most girls in a year...yeah he pulled 103 in a year and I beat him with 232" (I may have audibly snorted at the last bit) He went on to describe how it was a shame his mate had a girlfriend now and thus couldn't participate in another challenge, but towards the end of his conversation before he left the train he said the following: "Why do you think 7 of my mates are coming tonight, they're all gonna be pulling girls and I'm pretty much gonna be coaching them". For the record he looked like an absolute knob, that kind of guy that went to high school with you, always thought he was in the cool group, was super sleazy and was just generally disliked by everyone but somehow remained oblivious to that fact.

Fuck I would love to have this I

hardly itk when media were all over it from the start, no green line for you, you come back 1 year

Precisely this. I do the same. And time and time again the number one fuck up is how they heat the milk. Secondly is the quality of beans. Thirdly it's the machine coffee equipment used.

Typical city group deflection. Should be use to it by now

He's got plenty of ability imo, as we saw in the opening month of last season. Hopefully Wazza irons out his performances, fitness and attitude because after that stellar opening month he was fucking dreadful. A fit and firing Brattan makes us a challenger straight away, irrespective of a marquee CAM signing.

Surely even a retard like yourself can admit that reading morons meltdown on an internet forum is entertaining?

gol gol scored again today, 2-0 win and into the next round

As long as there is no Navy it will be great. I'd like to see a thin red and white strip on the home kit one day similar to the first city kit just a bit thinner. So the the home kit says yes this club is part of CFG but it's also a team from Melbourne.

I wonder why all his moves seem to fall through at the last moment. So publicly as well.

All hail prophet Strider

Just pull a "LAN EBENI SIKERIM OROSPU EVLADI"

Disagree. With some many coffee shops around it's hard to find a really really good coffee. To avoid the obvious dissapointment I go with 1 sugar. So basically regardless of how retarded the barista is you are guaranteed at least a drinkable coffee. Once I find a half decent barista I drop the sugar and then if satisfied I go the short black from only the tried a true.

Lol no-one even knows what "Burton & Hove Albion" were even offering.

@Embee a yes man, now I HAVE seen it all. Inb4 - have you seen a man eat his own head? My trip to India was a weird, weird time

Once when I was on a tram, a deadshit houso/smackie got on with his shopping. He somehow trips over his feet and steps on his bag spilling the contents. He looks down '**** me ricotta' his huge tub of ricotta was all over the ground. So he does what any normal person would do, he starts scooping it up into his hands and eating it while muttering to himself.

I think it would be fantastic to give that little bit of red in the kit. If they did, i wouldn't be so shattered if they changed the away kit from the red option.

Milk in coffee is fine. The real crime is sugar in coffee.

TTIM - the selfish prick left 6 kids behind

This league seriously needs the league patches on the sleeves. The Nike logo just looks so silly smack in the middle.

A little heart on the back of the collar would do nicely for me. I'm with Dylan as I was hoping we'd have a kit with a little bit of individuality but it's not really a massive issue to me, I'll get over it.

I've also softened on the kit tbh. Gotten used to it.

I agree it will look great with white shorts and socks but the only think I was hoping for was a bit of difference from Manchester

I can't see anything wrong with it at all TBH. All the other A-League kits are a ghastly mish-mash of colours, logos, sponsors names etc. etc, all produced and changed every season in the name of selling another jersey to the gullible public. As Mr MO says above, this kit is plain, simple, and no-fuss.

I dont reckon thats it tbh, but it will be very similar. Hmm actually on review it prob is. Eh next, i dont care anyway.

TTfuckingIM: chester bennington hanging himself

What is. A. Away kit Red and White Or B Red and White is officially dead Or C Both A and B but more B than A.

Glad the "I am a cityzen" is gone

Haven't you been reading this forum? They're all garbage.

Because it's easier than grinding it out in Europe where you are surrounded by hungry wolves all chasing the same scraps?

The Caceras discussion has two sides to it IMO: 1. His ability to control a game when given the responsibility to do so 2. A coach having faith in him to play this role and give him regular game time as a starting player

Apparently there's a Italian defender looking for a club Vaccaro or something like that any idea?

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